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Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Patton: hey Lo! what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Logan: an amblyopsidae
Patton:
Patton: a fsh.
Thomas: i'm sad
Patton: dang me too-
Patton: i mean hi sad I'm dad-
Patton: i mean what's wrong kiddo?
Thomas:
Thomas: are you ok-
Remy: dear math, stop asking me to find your x. He's not coming back
Remy: grow up and solve your own problems
Logan: (goes down to the kitchen at 2am) Virgil what in the world are you doing.
Virgil: brewing myself some coffee with coffee and hoping it doesn't kill me
Logan:
Logan: pour me a mug.
Virgil, concerned: dad, how high are you?
High Patton: no kiddo you're saying it wrong. It's hi, how are you? (giggles)
Virgil:
Roman:
Janus:
Thomas:
Logan: FOR THE LOVE OF CROFTERS
Virgil: I relate to vampires because I, too, need to be explicitly invited in before I have the audacity to participate in anything.
Roman: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Virgil: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Logan: Janus tripped and fell in the water fountain.
Patton: If you don’t kiss your boyfriend on his tiny soft little forehead, what are you even doing?
Janus: Yelling at him for trying to eat plastic.
Logan: Ok, we just have to think straight to solve this…
Roman: But I’m—
Logan: Now is NOT the time
Patton: I’m not—
Logan: Not you too
Virgil: Logan, I—
Logan: NO
Janus: Bu-
Remus: I’m—
Logan: OKAY FINE EVERYONE THINK GAY JUST MAKE A PLAN
Janus: I’ve decided I’m just gonna start gaslighting you
Patton: You're gonna start gaslighting me?
Janus: that's not what I said.
Remus: desperate times call for desperate pleasures
Janus: Remus I don’t think that’s how the saying goes
Out of everyone in the house, who kills/gets rid of the bugs?
