Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Squeeze them together. Present your pretty chest for inspection. I need to see how durable of a sex toy you're gonna be for me.
Somebody whip my cheek with this and I shall be the happiest man in the world 🙏
Begging every deity in existence for this mess to be heard:
clears throat
ME AND WHO???
(also mad respect and support for the politician who tweeted this)
The holy trinity of describing my tastes in women
Source is Tonari no Seki no Yatsu ga Souiu Me de Mitekuru
It might sound sudden but I want - no I need someone to torture me with her perfume. I want her to tie me to a chair and spray it all around and hugging me and making me inhale it until I'm sneezing my head off but it smells so good I want you to continue. I don't care just hug me and stuff my face in your hair until my eyes are burning and my nose is itching and my throat feels dry, if I tell you to stop it only means to continue and maybe kiss my nose please okay do we have a deal?
The #1 incentive I have to contribute to the fight against the patriarchy is making society more prone to the idea of sub men such as me
You're telling me gender equality could lead to the normalization of women being in a position of dominance and/or control? Sign me the fuck in -w-