Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
james: can we not go to a restaurant tonight?
regulus: why? you love restaurants.
james: i feel like an abuser everytime we go out :(
regulus: youre so dramatic, it’s fine.
(at the restaurant)
waiter: (looking at regulus) and what would you like sir?
regulus:
james: (sigh)… he‘ll have the salad, please.