Redacted Kody - Blog Posts

Taking, yet another, 180 on what I'm yapping about on my blog to bring you:

Dear Headcannons!!

Office Siren Dear

Second oldest in the damn crew (Gav is the oldest & 34) at 32

When they left their old school like at least 10 of their students cried

They cried in their car on the way home after their last day

I am a "Dear is Kody's older sibling & he's been long dead to them" truther

Didn't know exactly who Kody did it to until FL told them

They found him and beat his ass (again) after

The only one Damien let's in the kitchen with him

That one sarcastic ass teacher everyone loves

Is secretly obsessed with sharks (they have what is basically a shark shrine in their house)

Is either dressed to the 9s or is in the stupidest shirt with the most hideous print pants known to man, there's no in between

Can, has, and will pick up Lasko bridal style

Took Lasko/poly DAMN crew to an underwater cave as a date once

Has an IKEA shark that ends up in damn near every cuddle pile the damn crew has

Will argue for hours about how water tastes like something and that there are different tastes

Would be a professional diver if they weren't a professor

Wears glasses even though they can see almost perfectly fine without them

:(

Kody (Redacteverse)! Imagine.

+19 Readers Only!! Graphic Imagery [Vioence]

Imagine, we got to listen to Kody's worthless body get ripped apart and desecrated by the shades and everyone cheered.

Bc who wouldn't tbh.

Also, that old ass bitch in the vampire clan. Don't think I forgot about you—conniving snake bitch.

Kody is a landlord and has earned a triple ticket one way trip to the 10th circle of Hell (Satan's heavy water infused piss pool).

Reposting this as a reminder to come back with art of Freelancer & Co. jumping Kodicks' bitchass.

With Damien and Hux kissing in the background ofcofc

Happy pride month! The gays may not be going to hell but Kody is. I am gay myself I can make this joke

Me, dealing with every non Anti-Kody Enthusiast: ^

No, but being so serious, I could never get tired of dunking on that pos, so PLEASE keep the jokes coming!

MWAH! (^з^)-☆

Y’all after I make the same Kody-hating joke for the 5th time today

*sighs*

*Re-listens to the DAMN series for the 850th time.*