Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I’m gonna make a list of all the reasons the show fucked based off my half baked thoughts of improper remembrance, actually
You find out relatively late in the game that the main character’s best and only friend in the world is a secret agent getting paid to keep him compliant.
The secret base that is considered the only safe haven in the world free of corruption is named Providence.
Everyone is getting puppet mastered around by a guy so steeped in purity culture that he calls himself White Knight and lives in a air tight pressurized room cut off from the world to keep out corruption on a cellular level.
(This is both a normal thing to do, and something possible to achieve. Sure. Why not. )
White Knight is canonically kind of evil and he gets replaced by a worse guy named Black Knight.
A talking monkey sidekick uses a gun, if that appeals to you.
The doctor singlehanded tying everyone together and keeping this organization going is named Rebecca Holiday.
Rebecca: to tie or bind. Holiday: Holy Day. The religious connotations are not so much connotations as they are punching you in the face.
Theres a scientist flying around the planet in a space ship so fast that it’s only been a couple hours since the apocalyptic event that permanently changed the earth. It’s been a decade for everyone else. He does not know about the apocalyptic event.
It’s been a decade.
His parents are the ones who doomed the earth and its populace.
They also injected his kid brother with a killer nanite chip that makes him a god.
The kid mostly uses this to turn his legs into a motorcycle.
It has the unfortunate side effect of wiping the kids memories every few years. Last time it happened he forgot that he turned into Godzilla and wiped out an entire city.
The kid lived in japan where he was the leader of a mutant gang for a while. He was like 12.
There’s a guy who goes by Six because he’s the sixth most deadly man alive. I know. He is the teen robot god’s babysitter. He is also aware of the ridiculousness of this.
Generator Rex is legitimately one of the best cartoons ever created, and if I could find a way to watch it I would promptly write a 10k essay on why.
rex and white knight sitting in a bar after all the events
rex looks at white and wants to ask something
white knight drinking his milk with honey along with oatmeal cookies tries to hide that he did not see Rex's expression of curiosity until he gave no more
white knight: what's up rex
rex: I have a question but it's stupid of you and six
white knight takes a sip of milk with honey
white knight: what question go ahead
Rex: If you and six were more than friends
white knight: more than friends?
Rex: Yes, yes, if they were dating or something like that, who would be the dominant and the passive?
White Knight: Why do you ask that?
Rex: I don't know, curiosity
White Knight: Well, who do you think would be the passive and dominant one?
Rex: Six would be the dominant one and you would be the passive one? believe
White Knight: Six cannot be dominant, he is too small for that, believe me, I know.
Rex: Well, you are the dominant one because you are big, so six is the passive one because you are small, okay.
white knight continues drinking his milk and honey with a horrible pain in his leg
rex: six like white you know you're small
six hits white knight under the table again for opening his mouth in the conversation
six:rex stop please
Rex: But I need to know, Noah asked me for the information.
six: why did Noah ask you that?
rex: a bet that I just lost because you are the passive one
white knight:oppptss
six turns around
six: what a bet
rex: just a bet between friends
six: white I bet you 500 dollars that rex is the bottom if he and Noah were dating
White Knight: But it's not Rex who is passive, I think it's obvious.
Rex: No, I'm not the passive one, it's Noah.
Dr. Holiday: 20 dollars because Rex is dominant.
rex: so little
Dr. Holiday: I'm sorry, Rex, it's a bit obvious, and now you owe me 200 dollars, if my boyfriend six was the passive one and me and Noah won, you owe us each 200 dollars.
six look at holiday
six: you also bet because they think I'm the passive one
Dr. Holiday: For the same reason that Blanco said he was small, by the way, how do you know that information?
white knight and six: no comments