Pandora Rosier - Blog Posts

Yooooooo

So update on the Marauders x Ocean’s 11 (i tried to do only girls but this line up just worked so well)

James as Danny Ocean

Lily as Rusty (we know who the real brain is)

Sirius as Ruben

Mary as Saul

Dorcas as Frank?

Marlene as Basher

Pandora as Yen?

Regulus as Linus

Evan and Barty as Virgil and Turk

Lily as Livingston

Peter as Tess (no romantic Prongstail)

Voldy as Benedict

(Obviously it’s their global role, they won’t be exactly them)

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The slytherin skittles do a presentation night but ALL of them accidentally do “how to get away with murder”

Except they each have different methods so they compile it into a how-to guidebook

Pandora: Hey guys, are you a poet, king, or soldier?

Pandora: I’m a poet for sure

Evan: I’m a king obviously. Barty?

Barty: *without hesitation* executioner

Evan: *romantic sigh*

Barty, Pandora, Peter, Mary, and Lily are left handed.

James, Remus, Regulus, Evan, Marlene, and Dorcas are all right handed.

Sirius was supposed to be left handed but his parents made him only use his right and now he’s right handed.

you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will

alice cullen is the most pandora rosier variant to ever exist.

thanks for coming to my tet talk

Hear me out-

The marauders never knew just how batshit crazy the skittles were. They had only heard some rumors but never truly saw their antics, I mean sure they had heard that one of them had set the lab on fire, or the other slept with half the school, or even that they poisoned slug horn. Yet never the fights, the weed, the insane things that thy consider normal. Especially Sirius, he expected his goody two shoes brother's friends to be pretentious assholes.

Cut to when jegulus started dating, the two friend groups started to interact, and that's when they saw how crazy they were. It started as everyone was sitting in the Slytherin common room, then out of nowhere barges on barty and Pandora cackling while running away from something, that's when Evan who was standing closest to the door quickly shut it with a shit eating grin. Regulus let out an exasperated sigh and then Dorcas with a subtle smirk "what'd you two do this time?" And with the most terrifying grin Pandora, sweet, sweet Pandora said in the most soft voice "we jinxed Snape then we lit the classroom on fire" Regulus then just smiled and said "awww thank guys you didn't have to" in the most sarcastic tone despite his smile.

Yeah, that was another thing about the skittles, they were OVERprotective, those guys would kill for each other if the occasion arise. The marauders saw a lot of their antics, from laughing as thy jinx or curse someone, to smoking weed in the perfect's room and playing tag (ON THE EDGE OF THE ASTRONOMY TOWER) but what tops the disastrous cake is when they saw just to which extent their cruelty reaches.

It started with a commotion in the halls, Remus was the first to arrive, then Sirius, and oh was he shocked. He saw his little cousin, HIS LITTLE COUSIN narcissa being hugged by Pandora, while barty absolutely beats the living shit out of Mulciber and Lucius. He looked manic, nose and lip bleeding, but he had this crazed look in his eyes, and a grin of pure evil. All while Evan is smirking at him and Regulus and Dorcas apply healing charms on Mulciber and Lucius so they wouldn't pass out. They were all laughing, Regulus. Was. Laughing. Maniacally. Then narcissa comes up to Regulus and whispers something in his ear. "That's enough barty" he then says. Barty, the fucking maniac seems reluctant to back off until Evan quite literally pulls him off and throws him over his shoulder. Regulus walks menacingly towards the two assholes on the floor, "I'll say this once and once only, you talk like that about my cousin or touch her without her consent one more time and we'll cut you tiny dicks off to shove them so far down your throats till they come out your ass with your shitty personality, got it? " they just nod while the deemed "skittles" saunder off.

Sirius wanted to rip his hair out, james was beyond turned on, Peter looked traumatized while lily was chuckling and Remus looked amused.

Another incident was when both groups were sitting together and a Raven claw came up to then. He was eyeing lily and Dorcas weirdly. "Hey ladies, how about you and I leave those losers alone and have some fun? " they looked beyond uncomfortable, "no thanks mate we're not into that." The guy frowned "I promise you won't regret it, I've got a way with girls". " look pal, they said they weren't interested " snarled barty. "Says the person who slept with half the school, shut up whor-" before he even finishes, he was on the floor, a livid Evan looming over him. "Fucking scum, let's leave"

It took about a week and a half of James and Regulus dating before the marauders realized how fucking batshit crazy they were.

Angela Leia Monique

You guys didn't think I'd give you like 5 fanfiction moment in my Dr without my personal fancasts for them did you? 👀 GOOD. Cause here's the marauders group in my Dr (+ me)

Sirius Black. James Potter. Lily Evans.

Remus Lupin. Marlene McKinnon. Dorcas Meadowes

Mary Macdonalds. Pandora Rosier. Evan Rosier

Part 2 next 📜

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Welcome to canon couples in my DR

(don't take this personally, it's just my opinion)

1) Pandora Rosier x Lily Evans

Pandora "my family told me my dreams are just dreams" Rosier x Lily "Well, my family taught me to follow my dreams" Evans

• this couple is the absolute cutest, two goddess queens both learning they have feelings for each other

• Pandora grew up with an evil family and felt she should be kind, she sees kindness as her only real superpower, not being psychic . Pandora being proud of lily for seeing the good in not only the people around her but herself

• Lily grew up judged for her blood type, sometimes she still does worry if she's being judged but Pandora quickly likes to help her see the light, that she doesn't see lily any different

• Pandora loves to talk and gush about lily to regulus while lily loves to talk and gush about Pandora to Benjamin (me) (speaking in first person so I feel like a character and therefore apart of the marauders lol)

2) Dorcas Meadowes x Marlene McKinnon

• classic badass lesbian couple

• started out as academic rivals despite both being in Slytherin

• "I scored an A+ dork." "groans. for now you have McKinnon. But that charms test is mine."

• Dorcas likes to play basketball, and she plays it rough. Marlene just watches with a bucket of popcorn, cheering her girlfriend on with a smug grin whenever Dorcas punches someone's face in

• Marlene growing up to have internal homophobia and Dorcus helping her see their love is real, and love is love

• On their anniversary night, Marlene gifts Dorcas a real rare dragon that Dorcas has no idea how she got, Marlene replies with a simple "I have my ways"

• while Dorcas checks the collar of the dragon, she notices the locket open and inside a diamond ring. when she turns around, Marlene is on one knee with arms spread open

"marry me dork?"

3) Mary Macdonalds x Evan Rosier

• stone head x hopeless romantic

• they meet in the library while Mary is reading a novel and Evan is selling cocaine to a customer, he realizes she saw and approaches her, attempting to suave her into not telling "Romeo and Juliet huh?" he asks, Mary raises an eyebrow "this is Macbeth." she replies making him freeze up, she smiles "don't worry, I won't tell", he smiles back "cool"

• he tries to get her to try drugs a little but she refuses with a burning passion, after a few months go by he stops taking drugs cause he wants to be better for her

• after mary gets dumped by yet another boyfriend, she feels undesirable and goes to evan to find solace. Evan listens to her every word with a burning sensation in his chest, he comforts her up close, rubbing her back.

"I want to be someone's first choice, Evan"

"....you are mary." he whispers, she frowns

"no no- I know what you mean. I'm not his first choice." she says, Evan frowns

"you're someone's first choice," he replies, but he's not brave enough to say "you're my first choice"

• after a few months together, she's reading a romantic novel to him and gushing, talking about fanfiction and he just listens with a smile on his face. "and then he lifts her chin up and kisses her!! ahh! so romantic!" she squeals and Evan smiles before it fades, before he can rethink, he's lifting her chin up, getting close and pressing his lips to hers. they separate after awhile and he notices her wide eyes, he smiles sheepishly

• "you're my first choice, Marian."

4) Sirius Black x James Potter

• the definition of ultimate bromance

• started off with them making fun and teasing other couples, even going as far as kissing and hugging each other, but both secretly start to like it

• they're best friends to lovers, Sirius enjoys Remus company sure but no one quite understands his chaotic-ness like James does, a lover and a best friend is the best you can get right?

• they're running down the halls after pranking Severus Snape again before they see professor McGonagall walking straight down the hallway, they panic and hide in a small secluded area trying not to breath each other's air

• "well, it seems we've found each other in a tight situation" James replies with a grin making Sirius grin back "good one James" he retorts playfully

• they stay there for awhile and notice McGonagall is gone, but both seemed to like...being up close. they wouldn't tell each other that though

• extreme slow burn, Sirius isn't the one with internal homophobia. anything his parents is against, he fully supports so gay rights is his middle name. James is the one who has to deal with the conflict, he's undoubtedly sure his parents will support him but he still struggles

• I also feel like they're the same but in different fonts lol, like they'll look at a situation and think "should we?" and the other is like "definitely"

5) Remus lupin x Barty Crouch Jr

come on now

Remus "I'm a fucking werewolf, does that not bother you?" Lupin " x Barty "I have dreamt of this moment my entire life. Crush me now." Crouch Jr

• they're damn chaotic. barty regularly tries to set a building on fire and Remus is behind him 'trying' to stop him but secretly adds more gasoline

• they bring out each other's worse in the best way that you can't help but see the appeal

• definition of "partners in crime" except the crime is getting James to admit his feelings to Sirius but he is in EXTREME denial

• Barty growing up in a household similar to an orphanage, too many kids around and the only way he felt noticed was by being a little gremlin

• Remus who actually grew up in orphanage but did the same although soon realizes those people weren't his parents and stopped trying to get their attention or approval

• both understand each other in a deeper way

• they also have nasty sex LMAO

• they're both tall, semi strong and extremely dominant. if your dorm is across from them, and you hear screams of agony and things crashing into the walls, don't worry they're just making love <3

• masochism tango is their song, I'm calling it

• they're a healthy couple emotionally and mentally guys, they just a little kinky physically 🤭

god I ship them with a burning passion, you cannot take them away from me 😭😭😭

James meeting Regulus' friends for the first time as his official boyfriend was definitely a big thing for everyone involved except Regulus. Sirius already knew Barty and Evan from when they would hang out at the Black household so he just decided to terrorise the living shit out of James telling him that they're "super protective" "super scary" and that "their approval means the world to Reggie". Remus just decided to go along and presented Pandora (who he knew from a study group) as the ultimate boss of mean girls. And when James almost shaking walked into the coffee shop they had arranged to meet up what he saw was Barty putting salt in Evans coffee, Evan drinking and spitting said coffee all over Pandora and her just throwing little rocks at him

The Slytherin skittles are Ghibil fans and one time they all watched "How's Moving Castle" together and Regulus fucking CRIED. Dorcas and Evan couldn't stop laughing, Pandora was just hugging him, Barty was absolutely shocked and Regulus was just cursing them all through his tears

Remus,Lily,Dorcas,Regulus, and Pandora have a little book club, and they just meet up and get all pretentious about different books it's honestly amazing. At some point however it did evolve into just monthly gossip and roasting sessions where everyone was telling their relationship drama and getting feedback "For the last time Lupun I don't wanna hear about you and my brother fucking". "Dorcas, I think you should stay prioritising yourself and expressing your desires to Marlene."No, Pandora, I understand where you're coming from, but I think you should break up with him already." Said partners have tried multiple times to overhear on these conversations, and they always end up getting found out and hexed

Barty never liked kids. He was always that guy who was on the verge of slaping the baby crying at the airport and was just generally disgusted and kinda terrified by them. Evan on the other hand looved kids and they loved him too. There was something about him that they gravitated towards and he always gave them a performance - speaking with little voices,dancing and jumping around,hugging them, telling them stories. However, when Luna was born both of them absolutely fell in love with the little baby. They were at Pandora's house spending time with Luna CONSTANTLY ("She is MY daughter, you do know that right Evan?" "We're basically the same person Dora, so really she is my daughter too"). Barty let Luna braid his hair while she was drawing random stuff on Evan's hand. Barty got a tattoo inspired by the first drawing Luna made him (he's all sappy like that). And that didn't stop when Luna was a baby. During their individual visits the boys would talk about each other and their relationship problem and 12 year old Luna was genuinely always super helpful, which raised the question were they that emotionally immature or was she that emotionally maure? (Its a mix of both) . They all gossiped together and when Luna went to hogwarts Evan and Barty were kinda going through separation anxiety and sending her a letter like every week. They also had a party when Luna came out as a lesbian to them ("Oh thank fucking GOD, Barty" "Yeah Luna don't worry obviously we would love you no matter what but this just makes it much easier")

Regulus is one of THOSE people who are always painfully early to everything. Even for a casual hangout, he will have arrived at least 30 minutes earlier than the agreed time just because. Evan is not like that,that man takes his time and isn't even ashamed about it. This man has missed actual important meetings and exams because he was changing his outfit at the last second because he just "wasn't feeling the vibe anymore." Usually, when the Slytherin Skittles hang out, they tell him they're meeting half an hour earlier than they actually are because they know he will be late. Imagine the absolute chaos that ensued when they all decided to take a trip together. Regulus was close to an actual mental breakdown, Evan was NOWHERE TO BE FOUND, Barty was looking for Dorca's bags, and Pandora was checking out the perfume store at the airport. They almost missed their flight

The thing is, I'm a multishipper like i truly can work and appreciate most ship dynamics. Love Jegulus, love Jily, love Bartylus, love Rosekiller, love Pandalily, love Dorlene, love Marilily. BUT WHO YOU GONNA SHIP SIRIUS WITH BESIDES REMUS?? Like I genuinely cannot imagine this man with ANYONE ELSE

Pandora is a huuuge greek mythology geek. And by huge, I mean she literally has an atlas tattoo and is actively learning Greek. The first time Lily tried flirting with her she hit Pandora with the "you're as pretty as Aphrodite" because she knew of her huge love for the Greek gods (and how could she not she has the biggest crush on this woman). What she didn't know is the implications of that compliment in the Greek mythology lore, so she just watched Pandora's face turn into an expression of utter horror. Pandora realised that Lily was indeed only trying to flirt with her and not indirectly ruin her life the next day after a chat with Dorcas so she went to find Lily like "heeey funny thing" (Mary was staring daggers at her because Lily ran to her crying)

Regulus' love language is gift giving, but because he's scared of people actually seeing what a softie he is, he'll be all weird and mean about it. "Barty, you said you needed new headphones so I took you these JUST TO STOP YOUR COMPLAINING" "Pandora here's a bracelet that reminded me of you but just like because it was there and I wanted to spend my money on something not anything else"

Pandora and Regulus figured out Remus is a werewolf like 6 months into their first year. They never tell anyone else but they genuinely think everyone who hasn't discovered it is so dumb ("for fucks sake Pandora my brother calls it his furry little problem might as well start shouting my boyfriends a werewolf")

Headcannon that Pandora was the one who cut Regulus' hair the first time (before he properly came out). Regulus was so excited to show his brother, but what he didn't expect was Sirius looking at him with absolute horror in his eyes. Regulus was planning to tell his brother he was trans that day, but that look stopped him in his tracks. He didn't understand it was because Sirius was terrified of their mother's reaction