Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Well, the very first paragraph of There and Back Again does establish "It was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."
listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it's still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.