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MUSES & MOTHERS.

please remember when sending to multi ― muse blogs to specify the muse &   /   or the muse’s mother in question ! 

send    🌸    for my muse to talk about their mother.

send    🌼    & a question for my muse to answer about their mother.

send    💐    for my muse’s mother to talk about their child.

send     🌹    & a question for my muse’s mother to answer about their child.

send    🌻    for my muse’s mother to talk about something other than their child.

send    🌺   & a question about something other than their child for my muse’s mother to answer.

50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

Doctor Who — The Pandorica Opens  {Sentence Starters}

“Yeah. You’re crying.“

“Look at me, I’m a target!“

“Well, you’re only human.“

“You’re new here, aren’t you?”

“I’m a thing! I’ll kill you. Just go!“

“You wouldn’t answer your phone.“

“What could inspire that level of fear?“

“I’m not trying to be rude, but you died.“

“What? And you’ve come to me for help?“

“You can’t win this. You can’t even fight it.“

“Give me that. Seriously, just give it to me.“

“What are you? What could you possibly be?“

“And it’s a fairy tale, a legend. It can’t be real.“

“Maybe I did, but I haven’t yet. But I will have.“

“It’s like… it’s like I’m happy. Why am I happy?“

“Remember that night you flew away with me?“

“You graffitied the oldest cliff face in the universe.“

“I’m sorry. You’re going to have to be very brave now.”

“You met him once, didn’t you? I know he came here.”

“Don’t raise your voice, don’t look alarmed, just listen.“

“The sky is falling and you make jokes. Who are you?“

“It can disarm micro-explosives from up to twenty feet.”

“This once, just this one time, please, you have to run.“

“Yes, I know that, I’m not exactly one to miss the obvious.“

“I can’t believe I’ve never thought of this before. It’s genius!”

“Could you all just stay still a minute, because I am talking!“

“Anything that powerful, I’d know about it. Why don’t I know?“

“Structures can hold memories, that’s why houses have ghosts.”

“Does it ever bother you that your life doesn’t make any sense?”

“You’re not supposed to understand it. You’re supposed to deliver it.”

“You have to run. You have to get as far away from here as you can!”

“People fall out of the world sometimes, but they always leave traces.“

“Everything that ever hated you is coming here tonight. You can’t win this.”

“Look at this, even worse than his usual rubbish. What’s it supposed to be?“

“It’s just like being an organ donor, except you’re alive and sort of screaming.“

“I’m missing something obvious. Something big. Something right slap in front of me.”

“What are you? They’re all here, all of them, all for you. What could you possibly be?“

“Because we’d be killed instantly. So it would be a fairly short surprise. Forget surprise.“

“My favorite topic at school. ‘Invasion of the hot Italians’. Yeah, I did get marked down for the title.“

“You’re the guy, yeah? The one who did the swordy thing. Well, thanks for the swording. Nice swording.“

“Nothing is ever forgotten, not completely. And if something can be remembered, it can come back.“

“Never ignore a coincidence, unless you’re busy. In which case, always ignore a coincidence.“

“No, but if you buried the most dangerous thing in the universe, you’d want to remember where you put it.“

“Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then… and then, do the smart thing. Let somebody else try first.“

“Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don’t have anything to lose!“

“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous, and sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”

“The most feared being in all the cosmos. And nothing could stop it, or hold it, or reason with it. One day it would just drop out of the sky and tear down your world.”

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 23

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Why must you ruin everything?"

"Why do people have to tell jokes? I've never understood that."

"We've always done things together. Why does that suddenly have to stop?"

"Does that mean I'm helping the police with their enquiries?"

"How does it feel to cut into a living body?"

"Is your conscience heavy? Do you have guilt in your heart for doing what you had to?"

"I've ruined your day, haven't I?"

"You really do notice everything, don't you?"

"What happened to follow the facts? What happened to that?"

"Why are we meeting like spies?"

"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"

"Was it you? Were you the one talking shit?"

"Are you unhappy with your successor?"

"You must not know who I am. Want to find out?"

"You haven't come all this way just to turn back now, have you?"

"And I should believe in you? A spy?"

"You really are cut off from the world. Do you not know what today is?"

"Do you have any idea how painful it is to love you?"

"Are you going to fight him?"

"Are you opposed to sex?"

"Do you feel like pleading for your life?"

"Did you know that more people die at four o'clock in the morning than any other time?"

"Are you seriously bringing this up right now?"

"Does it ever get any different for people like us?"

"If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?"

"Would you consider having an affair with a married man?"

"Do you take me for the sort of fool who'd make myself look so suspicious?"

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

"I thought you hated the police?"

"Do you know the story of how I came to be this way?"

"Why did you lie about never having been here before when clearly you had?"

"What are you smiling about?"

"Hey, I'm sorry, but what is your problem here?"

"Can you comprehend even for one second that this is not about you?"

"Obedience doesn't come naturally to you, does it?"

"Can I ask a dumb question?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"You believe in psychics?"

"What do you do when someone's sky comes crashing in?"

"What we've been doing... It isn't indecent, is it?"

"What brought you to London?"

"You had me under surveillance?"

"Do you ever think about your legacy? The mark you leave behind after you're gone?"

"It feels wrong, doesn't it? To interrogate a miracle?"

"You simply have no concept of revenge, do you?"

"So you have no expectation that any relationship you enter into will last?"

"Are you going to behave from now on?"

Doctor Who — Oxygen  {Sentence Starters}

“What? I’ll die!“

“Is it worth stealing?”

“And I haven’t killed anyone. Yet.“

“Fear keeps you fast. Fast is good.“

“I dunno. But space is great, isn’t it?”

“You thought you were safe before…”

“Are you going to be like this all day?“

“What are you mining? Is it worth stealing?“

“Well, killing you’d be a good start if it was.“

“You said those things were going to kill us!”

“I try never to tell the enemy my secret plan.“

“Is that really the best you’ve got? Revenge?“

“Well, on the bright side, we’re dying already.“

“Sorry, probably not the most helpful thought.“

“Well, how can he be dead? He’s standing up.“

“Well, don’t stress early, it’s a waste of energy.“

“We’d better go. Come on, but keep breathing.“

“You really think this is going to slow me down?“

“And if we could, we’d be sucked out into space.“

“Yes, well, I’m bound to be right eventually, aren’t I?“

“I’m worried you’re thinking about taking another trip.”

“Still can’t hear you, love. You’re wasting your breath.“

“This isn’t the best timing. I know that. Well, typical me.“

“Sometimes we forget that, start taking it all for granted.“

“Space, the final frontier. Final because it wants to kill us.“

“Make jokes to distract me from whatever’s about to kill us.“

“That is my theme tune. Otherwise known as a distress call.“

“So, either you’re extremely lucky or you killed them. Which is it?“

“You’re not going to die. But I won’t lie to you, this will not be good.“

“I’m maxing out your adrenaline. Fear keeps you fast. Fast is good.“

“Can you imagine how unbearable I’m going to be when I pull this off?“

“Yeah, the scareder you are, the faster you suffocate. So, relax or die.“

“You look like you’re trying to run. Would you like some help with that?“

“And you’ve got oxygen deprivation which is why you feel like you feel.“

“Well, you’re not doing a very good job, are you? I’ll overlook it this once.“

“Everyone says it’s not their fault. Well, yes, it is. All of it. It’s all your fault.“

“Then, the human race finds a whole new mistake. But that’s another story.“

“I’m here to save your lives. But if you don’t want me to, just raise your hand.”

“You only really see the true face of the universe when it’s asking for your help.“

“I just want to tell you, if we do get through this, I want to have a baby! With you!”

“You will go through hell, but you will come through it. And I will be waiting on the other side.“

“Not just revenge. It’s revenge as bright as the sun. It’s revenge you can see across galaxies!“

first time meetings & icebreakers

starter sentences for breaking the ice and first time meetings! feel free to change pronouns/tenses/etc. as needed!

❝ you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! ❞

❝ hey there! i’m [name]. looks like we’re working together! ❞

❝ i’m supposed to meet [name] here. any chance that’s you? ❞

❝ i don’t think we’ve met. let’s fix that, shall we? i’m [name]! ❞

❝ i’m sorry to bother you! i’m new here, and… lost. can you help me? ❞

❝ you look lost, do you need help? ❞

❝ um, can you break this bill? i need coins for the vending machine. ❞

❝ hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❞

❝ excuse me, could you hand me that– ❞

❝ i’m sorry; do you mind if i sit here? ❞

❝ it’s your first time too, huh? ❞

❝ i know a new face when i see one. ❞

❝ you stick out like a sore thumb here. ❞

❝ usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❞

❝ hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❞

❝ kind of a loner too, huh? maybe we can stick together? ❞

❝ let’s stick together, yeah? i’m [name], how about you? ❞

❝ oh no! let me help you with that! ❞

❝ help! please?! ❞

❝ uh! a little help here?! ❞

❝ thanks! for a moment there i thought i was a goner! ❞

❝ well that’s one way to make an introduction! ❞

❝ oh no! i’m sorry! this is a horrible first impression! ❞

❝ i think we got off on the wrong foot. can we start over? ❞

❝ wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❞

tag dump

*  // ⛧ spilled trash on my white tee — › ooc. *  // ⛧ feelin' inadequate's always what's driving me — › ic. *  // ⛧ feeling pretty bent up when i'm swerving through the night — › musings. *  // ⛧ my friends probably hate me / can't answer a message — › about. *  // ⛧ got a million bitches / and they tryna hit my line — › self promo. *  // ⛧ this bitch finna give me whiplash — › promo. *  // ⛧ fuckin' caught my own reflection / broke a mirror the other day — › visage. *  // ⛧ i'm just fucking trappin' / gettin' cat girls and some big bands — › answered. *  // ⛧ i cannot fuckin help it bro / these cat girls always fall for me — › likes / aesthetics. *  // ⛧ this ain't a party track you gonna play out with your friends — › music / playlist. *  // ⛧ feel like I'm hexed / yeah / that bitch bad — › dash commentary. *  // ⛧ fuckin' switch up / like a blade on me — › starter call. *  // ⛧ she like the way i look at her / she like that i am hard to please — › mannerisms. *  // ⛧ i got chipped black nails and a badder bitch than you do — › wardrobe. *  // ⛧ bloody when i'm up in it / harness with a pentagram — › physique. *  // ⛧ corpse / you off the deep end / well / bitch / i might be — › voice claim. *  // ⛧ he just look into my soul with them shinigami eyes — › abilities. *  // ⛧ neck got on a pentagram / i know i'm not your only man — › memes.