My Middle School Engineering Teacher Saving Me From Being Shot By A Guy Forcing Me To Give Them A Club Penguin Haircut - Blog Posts

et cetera literally just not being me like anyone but me I think like 8/10 dreams I remember I’m someone entirely different also very rarely does it involve real people or places only ever fictional ones except on the few occasions it’s fictional people in real places or real people in fictional places shoutout to: the northwests from gravity falls and pennywuse the clown in a limo my brother killing me while I’m a scientific genius solving a mystery but it’s okay because Minecraft respawn mechanics my middle school engineering teacher saving me from being shot by a guy forcing me to give them a club penguin haircut (I have no skill cutting hair) that one time I was a paranormal investigator I woke up from that one temporarily afraid of frogs being in a game show with incompetent teammates and picking the freezer door with the wrong answer