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Wei wuxian really said “no you” and died with his sister

a little sketch of this idea that won’t leave my little head

actually even if jin guangyao really DID base the guanyin's statue in that temple of himself (like wwx falsely thinks at first) I would only appreciate it. he deserves a personality cult.

MDZS: not even badly summarized just. Bad. This is bad.

Nie Huaisang: why is no one calling me out for being evil :( i literally am blasting look what you made me do on repeat in my earbuds can u not hear it Wei Wuxian: im on my shojo protagonist arc mb Jiang Cheng: ur huaisang??????? Nie Huaisang: ?? Jiang Cheng: i didnt recognise u. thot u were a girl. Nie Huaisang: oh lol me too sometimes lowkey Jiang Cheng: whats in your shirt that ive not been staring at for the past hour then. Nie Huaisang: oh! pulls out two pristine cat skulls from his shirt like the worlds worst bra pads GLAD YOU ASKED

This is the most accurate thing I’ve seen all day thanks OP.

Now I’m just imagining him with his qiankun pouch (how tf do you spell that) pulling out increasingly ridiculous objects. “A spoonful of chili oil makes the boring lan food go down”. He would know, he has seven jars of it in that weird pouch.

This came to me in a prophecy

Wwx is somewhat of a mary Poppins to the juniors.

No i will not elaborate

POV: Ur Lan Qiren grading assignments for the Gusu Quartet

“Lan Wanji, your essay is excellent, but I don’t remember “Wei Wuxian’s name surrounded by little hearts” being part of the rubric. Wei Wuxian, this would be a great essay, if I assigned you an essay about the different rabbit species in Gusu, and not about the intersection of ethical theory and abstinence within Cultivation history. Nie Huaisang, your excuse for an intro paragraph is clearly word for word copied from Jiang Wanyin, and the rest are just drawings of birds. Jiang Wanyin, stop letting Nie Huaisang copy off you. And Jin Zixuan… I cannot read your handwriting.”