Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Okay y’all, Melissa here and we have something extremely important to discuss today. I just finished reading the third book in the Winner’s Curse trilogy, so let me give you the spoiler-free lowdown on...
First off, I’ll just say that I hate the title. Like, YES there is considerably more kissing in this book than in Crime (LOLLLLL ‘cause there was none in Crime), but kissing wasn’t the point of this finale??? I personally think that The Winner’s CROWN would have been a much better title (also would have kept the “C” trend. It’s actually perfect. ugh no one consults me.)
BUT I will TOTALLY take a dumb title over the AWFUL NEW COVERS they were proposing! For those of you who somehow missed that whole debacle, Macmillan announced back in November that they were going to do a complete overhaul of the covers. Before the series was even finished. After releasing the original cover for the new book (as seen above). COMPLETE MAYHEM ENSUED.
UGH. I physically cannot look at them. The best part, though, is that... Don’t these covers look familiar? Hmmmm... Like, super familiar.
WAIT. I KNOW.
Look at that. It’s uncanny. And so unfortunate. ‘Cause unlike Celaena of Throne of Glass, Kestral is not an assassin. IN FACT she can barely throw a knife. No, Kestral uses her wit and smarts to tear you down. As soon as you show any weakness, she will destroy you with her words and war tactics. She’s very Sherlockian at times. So these new covers make no sense.
But this rant has a happy ending! Macmillan heard our cries! They listened! Over Christmas they announced that they were throwing out the new covers and going back to the originals. Which is HUGE. I have been lamenting various cover changes since the dawn of time and no one has ever listened. It is so heart-warming.
Anyway, the point of all of that is that I would take a title like The Winner’s Poop Bucket if it meant I didn’t have to look at those covers on my book shelf. REJOICE.
So let me get back to my thoughts on the actual content of the final book, haha.
Ugh, guys, it was SO. GOOD. You will not be disappointed in this last installment. I will admit that I had been extremely hesitant about starting this book because I just couldn’t see how everything would be resolved in a way that I wanted.
First, the ending of Crime was BRUTAL. Like tear my heart out, throw it on the ground, and jump on it repeatedly brutal. Let’s just recap the ending real quick (if you don’t want to be spoiled because FOR WHATEVER REASON you haven’t read Crime, don’t read):
Kestral gets shipped off to a prison camp in the north
Arin sails away for his home in Heran
They both said some pretty gross things to each other beforehand
My babies, come back! Love each other!
So how was Kiss going to fix everything?! Even if Arin and Kestral somehow made their way back to one another, how could they reconcile all the things that were said??? Needless to say, I was emotionally distraught before I even started this book.
BUT WORRY NOT. Marie is badass, and she throws some completely unexpected twists at you from the very beginning. And, between you and me, she COMPLETELY makes up for the lack of kissing in Crime. And then some. (I’m wiggling my eyebrows right now). Girlfriend totally got my back.
And, some might say more importantly, she wraps up the major conflict with the emperor of Valoria in a way that I greatly enjoyed, but didn’t guess at all. You go, Marie. Like, I had a couple guesses for how everything would end, but even when I only had 50 pages left to read, I still had no idea. So HOLLER.
The Winner’s Kiss is definitely worth the wait and all of the drama over covers. Honestly, I’m going to go back and read it again ‘cause I sort of inhaled it this time around lolllll
The book doesn’t actually come out for another month (March 29), but GUYS IT’S SO WORTH IT. Just hold out a bit longer! And then come back here and discuss it with me, obvs.
Peace, Melissa