Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
After like two months of procrastinating, I have finally completed the first portion of the transcription for an AHIT rp with @fedoraspooky (Snatcher), @madeasubstitute (Vanessa), and me (The Prince). We started this thing March 20th and it’s still going on. This part is 54K words and 118 pages long and it’s only up day 10 of rping. Without further ado, the link to the novel of a google doc.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1OUSA2ls1JoFcbRnkCdCECsp2YRFpMMFh/edit
HE'S GOT THE BOW TIE AND EVERYTHING
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
Context under the cut!
And if you like my friend’s voice acting, please check out the actual projects he’s part of, here and here!
Keep reading
Transcription under cut; we got another one of these people!!
The voice acting’s just a amazing and I couldn’t breath.
Judge: Court is now in session for the trial…the—the trial…What the hell are you holding?
Prince: Oh! This is my client’s emotional support muppet. I sent a note informing you of this beforehand.
Judge: Ugh, okay.
Prince: Alright then
(Prince voice switches into Snatcher’s)
Snatcher: Let’s get this shown on the road.
Snatcher: Objection! You say you have no clue why your daughter couldn’t be hired by anyone, but I requested the call logs of every director that my client’s been denied by. And guess whose number I found in everyone of them? That’s right, yours. How did I legally those call logs? Ehehe, it’s simple: I’m an actor myself you know. Quite a few directors were happy to share their information with me seeing how they want to hire me for their movies. Of course, not hiring my client based solely on what you said, hehe, well, she and I can talk about what to do with them at a later date.
Snatcher: There isn’t a single rule in this courtroom that says I can’t make my case through a giant muppet. So long as I’m pleading it properly it’s perfectly legal. Which is a word that would describe the complete opposite of you.
Snatcher: I know exactly what you tried to do. It was a mixture of jealousy over your daughters successful acting career and fear that you would lose the control you had over her life. Killing two birds with one stone, you prevented my client from getting a job, forcing her to live with you again where you could then emotionally manipulate her as much as you pleased. Unfortunately for you, Vanessa’s far stronger than you think she is and she knew to sue you for everything. All the evidence points to you being guilty. Your honor, I rest my case.
Judge: Yes, I see no reason to prolong this trial any further. Mr. Lu- (interrupted by coughing) Ugh, Mr. Snatcher has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have emotionally manipulated your daughter. The courts finds you guilty.
(This song begins to play in background: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs )
Judge: Ugh, I don’t get paid enough for this. Court is adjourned.
TFW you ask your friend for two/three silly lines and he sends you an entire scene– (Also pardon my weird formatting, I’m doing this post in ways tumblr never intended–)
Context under the cut!
And if you like my friend’s voice acting, please check out the actual projects he’s part of, here and here!
Keep reading
This is so flipping amazing and I love it!!! Your friend’s the best!
Transcribed the whole thing below!
“Okay, time to get adjusted here. Prince time’s over, now to be a noodle. Got my body, got my arms, okay, now to duck down into the hole. This is my hole; it was made for me. Alright. Now to turn on the voice modulator. (Voice shifts into Snatcher voice) Testing. Testing. Okay! Voice of the legion is on. Now I am an evil contractor monster. Wait, that’s redundant, let me fix that. Now I’m a contractor. (Pause) We’re cutting this out, right? What do you mean no? What do you mean you’re texting this to our contractor? No! *Snatcher laughter*”
“Oh, pfff. (Laughs) I’m in frame. (Shifts into Snatcher voice) Wait a minute, who let this nerd on stage he’s supposed to be dead!?”
(Laughs) “A Llama-!? Wait, wrong movie.”
“FOOO—nope, nope, that isn’t it. (Clears throat) FOOO—(coughs) Oh, wow, oh gosh no. (Clears throat harder) FOOO—(coughs again and breaks down into laughter). This is so hard to do right (laughs).
“I just want you to know that if you get scared, I’m right behind the big noodle, okay? Alright, you’re doing great by the way. (Clears throat) HAHAHAHAHA! FOOOOOL!! You steps into my for—pfffff. How dare you, stop being adorable. I can’t be evil if you’re going to be adorable like that.”
(Whispering) “Are you sure we can’t just make another puppet and sew the mailman hat on it ya—ya—you know what? (Voice dissolves into fake eating noises as Snatcher puppet picks up mailman hat with mouth with muffled laughter) Mwhahaha, there!”
“Now—(phone suddenly to goes off and continues to go off) Really? Whoever that phone belongs to, you just lost your soul privileges.” (Distant voice cries out ‘Sorry’)
“You know I’ve learned that noodles and hats don’t work well together. On a related note, your hat is very snackable.”
“What do you mean I’m not getting any benefits? I should sue! Once this nerd carries me to my trailer that is!”
“Oh peck—(stutters before chuckling and shifting into Snatcher voice) Woah, language! That’s a quarter for the swear jar.”
My friend (who can’t get back into his tumblr blog, which sucks) agreed to voice act some Puppet AU(?) stuff, and I got his permission to post it, so enjoy~!