Lord Shaxx - Blog Posts

On the next max curse week, we need to bring Lord Shaxx and/or Petra with us into Mara's Acendent Realm for a visit. All that time brooding alone is bad for her health. At the very least, we should be able to bring that bow that Shaxx got her as a belated Dawning gift, because his enthusiasm and embarrassment were adorable and it would be good for Mara to know that someone other than Petra cares for her as something more than their queen.

FRIENDLY SPARING?

Shaxx: *knocks out MJ-2's handcannon out of his hand* so what will you do now?

MJ-2: *pulls out another one*

Shaxx: of course *manages to disarm him again* Now lets-

MJ-2: *another one*

Shaxx:..a third? *Disarms him....again* finally now-.........you kidding?

MJ-2: *hand Cannon number 4*

*This repeats 7 more times*

Shaxx: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!?

MJ-2: like...14?

Shaxx: WHY DO YOU HAVE 14 ON YOU?!?

MJ-2: ...for something like this

Shaxx:...*punched so hard it decapitated MJ-2*

Queens:...he has a point-

Shaxx: I will end you

if I had a nickel for every 2 numbered game I've played that has a black scotsman with a perchant for swords and grenades...I'd have two nickels.

Ballad of Reclamation

Waken the guardians, rally their wards. Gather their banners, their hammers and swords. Call to the speaker, Travelers voice. Call to the people and bid them rejoice. Run to all corners to find those in hiding. Run to the vanguards bearing our tiding. Our words are rallies, though through no feat. We sing not of victory, nor of retreat. Foes do not cower, nor do they flee. Their force still grows far as our eyes can see. They are not weakened, arms not diminished. But for this strength, we still are not finished. For we are standing, strong as before. Greatest our prowess, since the Dark war. Foes may not cower, foes may not flee. But we are guardians, neither do we.