Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
so i was thinking more about nobody understanding kenny’s role in creek relationship (he’s dating them both lmao) and i thought about kyle being really concerned about kenny’s moral values. so one day he gets pretty sick of all those rumors and decides to find out the truth directly from kenny (because he has this awfully strong sense of justice).
kyle: Hey, Kenny, may I talk to you for a second? Over there.
kenny: (Sure, dude, what’s the problem?)
kyle: I… I don’t know if you knew about this, but… um…
kenny: (But what?)
kyle: Oh, God, it’s difficult to explain… Listen, I don’t believe a single word Cartman told me about this, because he’s a fat perverted asshole who fantasises about other people’s personal lives all the time, but… I know that it may sound ridiculous, but there were some rumors…
kenny: (What kind of rumors?)
kyle: Well, you know… That you might be… *whispers* going out with Tweek.
kenny: (Oh.)
kyle: I told Cartman that you wouldn’t do something that immoral and that you don’t go out with people who already are in a relationship, but he keeps saying…–
kenny: (That’s true.)
kyle: …that nonsense about… Wait, what?
kenny: (What?)
kyle: What did you just say?
kenny: (That it’s true. I’m fucking Tweek.)
kyle: …Dude! What the fuck?
kenny: (What’s the problem?)
kyle: What’s the problem? He has a boyfriend, Kenny! How could you do that to Craig?
craig, suddenly showing up right behind kyle: How could he do to me what?
kyle, scared: Nothing! Nothing, we were just… talking about our last game night when Kenny killed you online.
craig, raising an eyebrow: Is everything alright?
kenny: (I’m sleeping with your boyfriend.)
kyle, terrified: Kenny!
craig: What?
kenny: (I’m sleeping with your boyfriend, dude.)
craig, completely emotionless: Oh. Me too. Cool. Hope you like it. Okay, see you later. *walks away calmly*
kyle: What???
kenny: (I know. Gays sure are weirdos, aren’t they?)
kyle, speechless: …
kenny: (Well, nice talking to you, Kyle! I’ll see you at the next game night.)