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“based on me and my husband”

it’s possible guys, it really is—they exist 🤧🤧🤧 love this a lot 🥹🌟

── the last bite

cw: pure fluff. based on me and my husband 🙂‍↕️

“You always do this…” Satoru grumbles, pouting as he watches your fork hover over his plate.

“...do what?” You blink at him, feigning innocence, eyes flicking from his cake to the irritated gleam in his impossibly blue eyes.

He exhales dramatically, stabbing his fork into his dessert. “I offer to get you your own. You say you’re not that hungry. And yet—” he gestures dramatically at your thieving fork, “the second my food arrives, suddenly you want some.”

You spear a bite of cake and pop it into your mouth, humming as the sweet vanilla melts on your tongue. “I wasn’t hungry… but then I saw yours, and, well…” You shrug, licking a stray bit of frosting from your lip.

Satoru narrows his eyes.  “…you’re lucky you’re cute."

It’s the same game every time. You insist you don’t want anything, he orders enough food for an entire table, and then he acts personally victimized when you steal a bite. But the thing is—he secretly loves it.

Because when you reach for another piece, he doesn’t push the plate away. He just watches, twirling his fork between long fingers, head tilting slightly, strands of white hair falling into his eyes as if he cannot believe this is happening to him.

“Unbelievable...” he mutters.

And then—there’s one bite left.

You expect him to shovel it into his mouth, just to be a menace. He’s Gojo Satoru, after all. He loves his sweets almost as much as he loves annoying the hell out of you—it’s one of his favorite pastimes.

But instead, he sighs, scooping the last bite of cake onto his fork. He doesn’t say anything. Just holds it up to your lips, the blue of his eyes shimmering like liquid crystal as he waits, watching you expectantly.

You hesitate, blinking at him. “I… thought you didn’t like sharing?”

“I don’t,” he murmurs, voice lower, softer—nudging the fork closer. “But… I do like you.”

Gojo Satoru may complain, may huff and sigh like it’s the greatest inconvenience in the world, but at the end of the day… he’ll always give you the last bite.

Headcannon (that no one, and I mean no one, can convince me otherwise):

Geto Suguru is an avid listener of keshi.

and I will elaborate. but the playlists get more soul destroying as we go, you’ve been warned :)))

Could all be taken as part of the main cannon, but also just his character in general, STSG-coded (it is physically impossible for me to avoid and I don’t even want to avoid it), etc.

★ ★ ★ - spicy

- ANGOSTURA

- SOMEBODY

- KISS ME RIGHT

- Say

- beside you

- Like That

- TOUCH

- GET IT (cult leader Geto, anyone?)

(Pls these are all so him and all so hot^)

♡ ♡ ♡ - fluffy

- UNDERSTAND (especially stsg coded goodbye they literally were the only people who ever truly got each other.)

- Soft Spot

- War With Heaven (touch of angst when you think about it ahem so don’t. It’s actually so deep I could make a whole post on that itSELF)

✧ ✧ ✧ - existential but there’s hope

- LIMBO

- Just to Die

- i swear i’ll never leave again

- Forever (don’t think about it too hard tho or it becomes sad immediately)

˙◠˙ ˙◠˙ ˙◠˙ - existential but losing his shit (hidden inventory/premature death arc go extra crazy)

- Requiem

- Id

- Amen

- HELL/HEAVEN

- drunk

- blue

- atlas

- skeletons

;-; ;-; ;-; - kfc trauma

- war

- us

- ANGEL (please don’t think about this from Gojo’s POV unless you don’t love yourself today.)

BONUS:

- GET IT

- Absolutely would’ve been in their shared Pre-Mission Hype Playlist

- GABRIEL

- Chapter 236. GoodBYE.

- ^^ Requiem could also apply I’m gone.

*Though these songs aren’t restricted to stsg dynamic alone, I feel like Satoru relates to a LOT of these/can be taken as seeing from his POV

- ^^ Suguru tortured himself by adding it to the playlist anyway :)))

I feel like this started out more organized than it became, but I’m on 1.5 hrs sleep!!! I just needed it out of my brain and into the world!!!