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Town of Anywhere Chapter 32 with no context

I think that if Picard ever accidentally fell asleep on Q, like just the slightest little head rest on Q's shoulder, Q would be so surprised but absolutely positively delighted!

He'd wait a few seconds to make sure Picard's actually asleep, listen to him breathing quietly, and then just- pick him up and place him fully on his lap. Like if a pet falls asleep next to you you'd pick it up and place it on your lap to cuddle it more. Q doesn't do anything else, even if he gets bored he lets Picard sleep. He just keeps his arms around the captain's waist and holds him happy to have his fun.

Of course when Picard wakes up he either (1) wakes up alone and with his favourite hot tea by his side bc Q vanished and didn't want Jean Luc to get all harumph harumph >:( about being in Q's lap or (2) Picard wakes up and does in fact get all angry after he realizes he's sitting in Q's lap which Q doesn't help by teasing him non-stop making the captain flush just a little bit.

I imagine that Q's visits to the enterprise become so common that after a while the crew just gets used to him appearing for non-malicious purposes. If you happen to walk into ten forward and see the captain arguing with Q then you just know not to question or interrupt them, it’s just a lovers quarrel.

I can just picture some transfer ensign aboard the enterprise walking with a few other ensigns down the hall and they see the captain with Q by his side talking and Q does something with his powers and the transfer ensign being like "😯 i-isnt that Q!? Why's he here!? Hasn't he been a massive fucking danger to the ship in the past??? Why are we not on red alert rn!????" and all the other ensigns are like "chill, he's just on a date with his boyfriend😊"

Encounter at Farpoint has many faults, but establishing the homoerotic tension between Captain Jean-luc Picard and Q the cuntress was not one of them

Do ya think that when Q was creating his human form to speak with Picard he was like "Even though it really doesn't matter how I appear in front of them because ultimately I am a far more advanced and uncomprehendingly larger being than all of them, I still have to make myself taller than Jean-luc so I can lean ominously over him and intimidate him >:)" but because Q has no understanding of personal space whatsoever to any on looking crewmember or ensign it just looks like he's bending over to stuff his face into Jean-luc's neck

So I've been reading a lot of star trek comics lately and I came across this one story with an interesting concept and great art, but also discovered it has a GOLDMINE of Qcard shippy moments to which I immediately collected and wanted to share with the Qcard mutuals on tumblr, below are the most obvious ones in order:

I love the confirmation from everyone else that yes they are attached at the hip, yes they are in love and mad about it, and yes Q does have an obsession with that old man

(P.S I highly recommend this comic, here's the link if you wanna read: Star Trek: The Q Conflict 001 (2019) | Read All Comics Online)

Re-watching s4ep20 Qpid and am wondering what exactly Q meant when he leans down closer to Jean-Luc and says in a softer voice “I could help you with it.” And why he has such an honest look on his face. At the start of their conversation, he was being his regular Q-self, but he says this like he’s serious about this, like he would actually help Jean-Luc write a better speech. And after Jean-Luc says, “No thank you.” He pauses for a moment and actually looks a little disappointed.

The whole episode was one of their gayest, Jean-Luc was having a bisexual nightmare and I live for it.

I don’t know where I can use this gif but I don’t want to waste my find so here 

i have no idea either

recently old men have been haunting me

What are they doing to Mr Pickle these days... no respect :(

mr pickle

Captain Picard after being assimilated by the Borg collective in 2366

So, turns out when my mum was visiting my dad whilst he was working overseas in America in 1998, the Star Trek experience was going on whist they were visiting Los Vegas and my mum told my dad; "If we get married at the Star Trek Experience, I will only do it if Jean-Luc Picard slash Patrick Stewart officiates."

As much as I love spirk nothing they ever said to each other was as blatantly homosexual as Q calling Picard "mon capitan"

no subtlety whatsoever

Which Star Trek character has the best boobs?

Am I missing anyone?

whatever. Im forever free

If someone said "Jim Kirk was a little boy before he was an adult" it's like "yeah??? Duh?? That's how aging works?"" but then if someone said "Jean Luc Picard was a little boy before he was an adult" it's like "no I don't believe it, he emerged from the womb as a miniature middle aged man"

Being next to a nuclear reactor that‘s gonna melt down with Jean-Luc Picard… well we both won’t know how to deal with that but there’s a good chance that enterprise crew will come and rescue their captain so I might survive. Even if we don’t at least I will die alongside Jean-Luc Picard - that’s something…

you've been put in A Situation. you have to deal with it and get out to the other side alive. luckily a portal opens and a Star Trek character emerges to help!

Headcanon: The TNG crew at the pool!

Picard is sitting on a sunchair with a book. All he requires is to sit alone and read his book. He is wearing Beverly’s coral pink sunglasses because he didn’t bring any sunglasses of his own and is tired of squinting in order to read.

Riker and Deanna are lovingly chatting in the hot tub together with ice cream. Riker has a strawberry fruit popsicle and Deanna has a fudge-filled Drumstick.

Geordi is trying to teach Data classic childhood pool games like Marco Polo and Sharks and Minnows. Data is discouraged that he can’t play because he just sinks to the bottom of the pool and can’t stay afloat, so Geordi plays volleyball with him instead. (Data is wearing a big floppy sun hat because Beverly and Deanna are wearing one)

Worf is also sitting on a sunchair with the Captain but he is just watching everyone else do their thing because “swimming is too much like bathing” (Season 1, Episode 25 reference)

Beverly and Wesley swim for a good long while but now have joined Geordi and Data’s volleyball game, and Wesley has the classic post-swim cuisine of a turkey sandwich with the chips on it

Headcanon: The TNG crew playing mini golf.

Picard shoots with small swings and looks very tense the whole time (there are children everywhere)

Riker swings really hard but usually gets the ball in on the 2nd or 3rd try. He is mogging the whole time.

Deanna is surprisingly very good and does the Street Fighter 2 Chun Li win emote when she gets a hole in one

Data calculates the exact trajectory of the course and hits the ball at the perfect angle. He gets a hole in one every time. He fist bumps Geordi after every time because “it’s what the humans do”

Worf is terrible at golf. He hits the ball too hard and is leaving dents in the club. Sometimes he undercompensates by hitting it too softly.

Beverly and Wesley are equally fine, Beverly directing Wesley in how to play. Wesley mopes a bit after every miss.

Geordi swings a little too hard because the hole is a little hard to see. Data sometimes does the ‘stand behind and puts his hands on Geordi’s and helps him swing’.

Local Starship Captain Realizes He's Bisexual, Suddenly, Horribly. More at 11

Yes this is all real, you should read Q-In-Law

If you like Barclay de Tolly, but you miss a lot of content with him, and at the same time you love fiction, I absolutely seriously recommend watching Star Trek: The Next Generation Because Picard is Barclay in space, not only similar in appearance, but also in character. Enjoy!

For @yourbuerokrat2 and @centipede-rain

Slavic AU. Like The ballad «Der Erlkonig»

People say that the owner of the local lands was once a human. It seems to me that they are lying – this monster has never had a soul.

The blood flows imperceptibly, like a scarlet thread onto the sprout. The Owner of the Swamp has a gentle voice and a cruel personality. Song: Сны Саламандры - У хозяина болота

@yourbuerokrat2 and wonderful @centipede-rain Concept idea

>Season 1, episode 1. Q judges Picard's team. Q says the captain is impertinent and disrespectful. As an apology, he should immediately start kissing and licking Q's shoes with public respect. Otherwise, his team will suffer even more.

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First, Q stretches out his foot and waves the tip of his toe in front of Picard's face. He remains silent for a long time with his eyes closed. Then, gently, timidly, he touches him lips to the black skin.

A satisfied smile touches the moody curve of Q's lips. He lowers his foot lower, forcing Picard to get down on one knee. And then he puts it on the floor altogether.

Picard is having trouble breathing. He feels his face burning with humiliation. The captain's uniform doesn't have a stiff collar, but it feels like something is constricting his throat. And his lungs felt like they were in a vice. 

An inner instinct tells him that it is better to appease the deity in advance, without waiting for a disgruntled foot twitching.

Picard gets down on his knees and bends his head, touching his cheek to the cold floor. It makes it easier to lick the sides of shoes, not just the toe. The latter became shiny and wet from the captain's zeal.

Q and Picard

Picard Season 2 Episode 1..

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