Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I swear I saw something similar a few years ago but it just fits them so well!
My contribution to the fandom is only memes at this point, but I’m not ashamed lol
Iruka walked out of Walmart with two bags of groceries and an aftertaste of some weird chipotle sample the lady had been giving out near the cereal aisle. The cold air had barely bit him when an arm slung around his waist and he was pulled into a warm body.
“ Baby..”, a smoky voice whispered in his ear.
Iruka froze. Not this again. He was about to give the guy an earful when a more normal voice whispered in his ear again.
“ There's some weird guy following you and I haven't done my good deed for the day so let's help each other by letting me walk you to your car…. I'm Kakashi by the way”.
Iruka blinked and hoped that Kakashi didn't feel the heat his face was radiating due to spontaneous combustion ( he was used to it ) as he was led across the parking lot. He spared a glance to his back to find some character wearing faux leather glaring at his ass. He blushed even more as Kakashi quickened their pace. When they reached his car, Iruka tossed his bags in the back seat and looked up at the silver haired man, biting his lip.
“ Thank you so much. How can I repay you?”
“A date would be nice”.
Iruka growled as he slammed the door behind him with a bang. He sat staring at his steering wheel for a minute before he cursed and rolled down his window.
Kakashi was staring at the streetlight, unflinching.
Weird, Iruka thought as he willed his blush down and whisper-yelled
“ Tomorrow, eight pm sharp, at the bistro by the place that smells like fish guts. Mind you, I do not entertain flobos, ok!”
Kakashi grinned as he scratched his head.
” Of course”.
Iruka ignored the way he felt like giggling as he glared at the guy ( with the faux leather jacket ) loitering around the entrance and flipped him off as he left the parking lot.
Based on this:
https://plus.google.com/102040037191033017951/posts/LXzarGG8dy5
I think he’s looking at a certain scarecrow…
I’M GOING DOWN WITH THIS SHIP
Iruka is better than me that man is PAITIENTT
no like. iruka had every right to yell at kakashi like that during chuunin exam nominations. imagine you put your life on the line saving a child that means the world to you and then the very mf that put you on the trajectory to do that nominates that child to be thrown into The Death Pit. how did he not immediately try to claw his eye out.
Heavily based off an old concept art of Iruka, his design in the last episode of Shippuden and Taryn_Cosplay's cosplay/redesign of naruto (mainly the shoulder pads) on instagram
Also added more character elements because in a Fuuinjutsu Master Iruka AU I'd feel like he would he more well known for his skills and I really like exploring the potential familial relationships he has with the Sarutobis.