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Some more Wilford Warfstache because why not.

Wilford Warfstache and Darkiplier. Wilford is convinced they’re bestest of friends Dark not so much. @markiplier

Wilford motherloving warfstache and that small scary emo kid in the suit

It do be like that sometimes

How do you think Markiplier's egos and Sanders Sides would interact with one another?

I am so glad you asked! (This is gonna be long)

For context, I imagine the reason they all met was some time-warp space fuckery, and right now the sides only chance at survival is kinda hanging out with the egos until something can get sorted.

As a whole, everything is relatively peaceful. Is there Drama? Of course. But nothing too terrible. Maybe a physical altercation on a bad day, but nothing that would get the sides thrown out.

Let's get the obvious out of the way: Remus and Wilford would hang out. Remus would be fascinated by how off the walls Wilford could get and Wilford wouldn’t think twice about Remus’s insane sentinces. He’s like that Marge meme of ‘I just think he’s neat!’ Remus doesn’t really care about the others, but he loves asking Google fucked-up questions because he’ll just answer. No hesitation. And Remus thinks that's hilarious. Also him and Heehoo have to be kept in separate rooms after the incident.

Patton and Stan would be IMMEDIATE FRIENDS. I’m talking first day of knowing each other, Patton has already made friendship bracelets, Stan makes sure Patton is taking care of himself, and they have a ‘dad club’ that consists of only them two. And they match! They have basically adopted the others as their own, even Patton sometimes able to help Dark. The only person he hasn’t ‘officially’ adopted is Yancy. Patton found out Yancy was a self-made orphan and decided ‘he’s just, like, a friend’ because Patton values his life. (But if we're getting into uncanon egos, Patton basically adopted Erek Derekson and Hates Derek Derekson. Like I fully believe if you put this two face-to-face, they would fight. Patton deserves to go ape-shit as a treat :) )

Logan doesn’t necessarily like Google, but out of all the others, he tolerates Google the most. They pretty much work together to try and get things figured out for everyone, and their relationship is strictly work colleagues. Until Logan found out Google also really likes space. Now he’s intrigued. Another ego that intrigues him are The Jims. Its because he’s heard of a side splitting, but not infinitely splitting. Now he’s begun keeping a tiny notebook on everything he’s learned about the others.

Roman is the most active when it comes to hanging out with the other egos. Him and Yancy definitely bond over their love of musicals and their (chosen) family. For Illinois, however, I feel like they’re either partners or rivals, no in-between. If they’re partners, total bond over their love of adventure and constant compliments. If rivals, very catty behavior from both of them about how self-absorbed the other is. Roman and Dark have a mutual hatred for each other. Roman thinks Dark is the Villain while Dark hates any idea of a hero after Actor. Also Roman found out Dark was twins that re-merged and gained a new fear. And finally, Actor manipulates the shit out of Roman, constantly planting ideas of how similar they are and talking about how everyone else abandoned them so he should stay vigilant.

Janus probably talks to the others the least, keeping his distance and watching from afar. However, he does enjoy learning about the others through the sides that talk to him. Whether it's frustrations or compliments, he takes a mental note of it all. The only person he doesn’t know about at all is Actor, and Roman would love to keep it that way. Janus also loves knocking the more egotistical egos down a peg with off-handed comments. Luckily, that hasn't wound up in anything bad. And while he does do this, he would protect them if it came down to it. While he doesn’t like them, others do. And they all have a use.

Virgil, surprisingly enough, found his way near Dark. I think Dark realizes Virgil’s ‘potential’ and keeps him nearby because if anyone were to stop Virgil, it would be Dark. And if anyone were to help Dark, it would be Virgil. (You know Virgil’s voice thing when he gets anxious? Yeah, I’m gonna be the first to assume it doesn’t stop there.) Virgil over time realizes Dark is a lot like Logan and Janus, meaning he's keeps to himself a lot and attempts to hide his emotions a lot. But because Virgil is near Dark, he’s gotten to know all the others (as well as Dark) very well. Virgil nearly sprinted towards Logan once he found out Heehoo had a scientific name. Also Virgil was the first Side to find out about Dark and Wilford’s Past, which was shocking for him because some of the other egos don’t know his past.

So that's my head canons, feel free to tell me your own, and I hope you have a good day!

Yanpai? SweatyOranges? In one post?!

press images to zoom in for better quality ^^!

I decided to draw two of my many ships for once, instead of just talking about them. I’ll probably do this more.

Dark drawing I never posted but idk why, it looks fine-

ANOTHER POLL FOR MY NEXT MARKIPLIER UNDERRATED EGO X READER HEADCANONS/PREFERENCES ^^!!

WINNER DING DING DING!! -> The Author x Reader Headcanons

Princess and Prince Y/N :]!!

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Here’s some more little doodles I did (featuring the Necromancer :D!!)

There’s always been a little idea in my head with y/n being a royal and (for some reason) in love with the Necromancer. I might turn it into a fanfic…

I saw that with each poll I did, Hee Hoo always got a high amount of votes, so I decided it would be fair to write for him ^^!!

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, violent descriptions, Hee Hoo being stinky.

🪨 Hee Hoo x Reader General Headcanons 🪨

🪨 Stinky!! /derogatory. If he were a cartoon he'd constantly have green stink lines following him.

🪨 It's actually a miracle this caveman didn't rip all your limbs off as soon as he saw you on his turf.

🪨 Probably a Tarzan situation, maybe you were camping or something and came across him, or maybe you were actively looking for him. Whatever the situation is, he's not a fan of trespassers.

🪨 Give him Takis as a sign of peace and he'll probably spare you. Oh- and make sure to not talk or approach until he's done with the bag, he'll think you're trying to capture him.

🪨 Also no flash photography (he'll break your damn phone-).

🪨 And istg if you hold out Takis and go "pspspsps" you better hope he doesn't bite your fingers off.

🪨 After befriending him, he's kind of like a guard dog. Always by your side when you're wandering the forest, will twist an animal's head off if they even try to approach, he even barks.

🪨 He's definitely fascinated by you in some way, not your clothes, or the size of your hand against his, but you.

🪨 Every time you visit the first thing he does is aggressively sniff you, Y'know.. to see where you've been. If he smells food he gets excited because he thinks it's for him.

🪨 He also rubs himself against you and your stuff every time you visit, making sure everything with a sense of smell knows you're not for picking.

🪨 He doesn't take too kindly to your restrictive "clothes" so don't be pissed off when he rips apart any shirts or even pants you try to give him.

🪨 He doesn't really speak, he mostly grunts, except for "Hee" "Hoo" and "Annus". Maybe you could teach him more.

🪨 After a while he'll probably give you a nickname, and it'll be just a specific grunting noise or something that sounds close to a word, but it definitely won't be your name.

🪨 He can't cook the animals he captures so he has to eat them raw every time, please give him food :(

🪨 This mf with scarf down ANYTHING you give him (except the Takis). Uses his hands to eat, chews sloppily with his mouth open, but he also leaves no crumbs. What a gentleman!

🪨 DO NOT touch him unless he touches you first! You need that confirmation. If you don't wait and just touch him, he'll spin around and shout in your face.

🪨 Oddly enough, even though he doesn't like being touched first, he's also a cuddler. When it's dark and you're both by the fire, he snuggles up to you (mainly for warmth) and rests his chin on your shoulder.

🪨 He's a LOUD snorer. It's like a train call, just "HEAAAAAAAA-" but it turns out to be an unintentional defense mechanism, it scares everything else away.

🪨 For the safety of the people you plan to tell, don't tell them. Don't even post about it online, people will find him (he's still Mark and he's been missing for god knows how long).

🪨 He's just a simple creature now, living the best life he can create for himself. The last thing he wants is to be crowded by a bunch of people. This is Hee Hoo's choice, even if the Mark inside isn't mentally present right now.

Tbh the idea of Mark being a night guard is so funny to me for multiple reasons

also sorry there are less headcanons than the others, I didn’t have many ideas for this as I thought I did

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, inaccurate fnaf lore.

🍕 FNAFTM Night-Guard Mark x Night-Guard Reader romantic headcanons: 🍕

🍕 You thought it would be fun for you and your boyfriend to sign up for the night watch at an old restaurant. Sure it might seem a little boring but you get to spend more time together AND you’re getting paid for it.

🍕 Before you applied here you thought he was a badass but it turns out he’s biggest bubble blowing baby when it comes to his job. Just be glad you're here, otherwise he'd bring weapons to try hunting down all the animatronics.

🍕 He literally hates this place with a terrified passion. He tore down the poster in the office and turned the cupcake around so it’s creepy little eyes aren’t staring at him.

🍕 Probably calls you normal things like; Honey, Sweetie, hon, baby, etc...

🍕 Will definitely get distracted during the night shift, probably on his phone or playing with something on the desk. You’ll have to make him focus.

🍕 A goofy goober at its finest.

🍕 This man acts like he’s a brave boy when he’s facing danger, when in reality he’s shitting his pants. 

🍕 He’ll flip off one of the animatronics through the window but cry like a little baby and cling to you when the power goes out. 

🍕 Turns on a playlist to vibe to while working, which sometimes shifts into full on karaoke in the office. (just make sure to close the doors so the animatronics don’t try to join in-)

🍕 Even IF the animatronics are friendly (like in the musical) he’s not changing his mind, he will bitch-slap Foxy if he sprints down the hall one more time.

🍕 and then proceed to slam the door shut before he gets his face bitten off.

Everyone get in line, Yan’s giving out free kisses!!

I genuinely feel like these two went to the same school, and could’ve been friends if they both weren’t so socially stunted (mainly Yan-)

Also sorry for not posting in a while, I’ve been having a Turbo/King Candy from Wreck It Ralph hyperfixation for the past week…

INSPIRATION UNDERNEATH ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I saw this and immediately thought of Yan..

E-Boy Mark is kinda awkward in my hc, when not being in his e-boy persona

That’s pretty much all I have to say XD-

Some random ego sketches from today:

The tongue-sticking-out girlies <3

Personally, I like to headcanon E-Boy’s name as ‘Evan “E-boy” McF*ckboy’. He’s like 20, he works at a café, and he sometimes makes TikToks in the bathroom.

He’s so cringe incarnate, he does the “I know you are but what am I” bullshit when people tell him he’s being cringe.

Sorry his last name is censored, Tumblr won’t let me use big boy words for some reason ._.

FtM transgender Eric fans unite!! I think his dad would be supportive but in a way that’s just “You’re a boy now? That’s fine, I don’t care, just get back to work!”

Also I’ve finally figured out the headshapes for the characters!!

The shape on the left (with the giant chiseled chin) is mainly for the older characters. Ex: ages 25 and older.

The shape on the right (with the simple flat chin) is mainly for the younger characters. Ex: ages 18 through 24.

There are exceptions, but this is basically it-

Darkstache isn’t my favorite ship but I think it’s cute!!

Also I decided on giving Wilford a different outfit than I usually draw him, I think he’d rock some bell bottoms and high heel boots

PROGRESS ART ⬇️⬇️⬇️

just some sketching

WINNER: fnaf night guard Mark x Reader HCs

I wrote this entire thing in the span of like an hour because I love Yandereiplier <3

REQUESTED BY: Nobody. WARNINGS: A lot of my personal Headcanons for Yandereiplier, mention of murder, violence, stalking, possible manipulation, some foul language.

🩸 Transfem Yandereiplier x Oblivious Reader general headcanons: 🩸

🩸 She's trans-feminine and receives a particular amount of bullying because of it. She wasn't in the best headspace, being numb and dissociated 90% of the time, while the other 10% was explosions of anger directed at others.

🩸 You were probably the first student to actually openly respect her. Good on you for being a good sport, but also- you just started a terrifying spiral of lovesick violence.

🩸 Lord help us, just hope you're not and will never be a popular student, for the safety of everyone else around you.

🩸 She definitely stalks you around campus, taking pictures without you noticing, and stealing stuff from your bag when you’re not looking. It’s nothing you’ll miss, but it means the world to her.

🩸 Her eyes are always on you.

🩸 She keeps a shrine in her bedroom completely dedicated to you, composed of things she stole from your bag, printed out photos of you from afar, love letters she wrote but was too anxious to actually give, etc…

🩸 Calls you "Senpai" most of the time, even in public, but also calls you "Koibito" or "[YOUR NAME]-chi" when in a more personal setting.

🩸 If you ever manage to befriend Yan, expect her to be your only friend after like 2 days, because everyone else is going missing. 

🩸 You’re oblivious ass is perfect for her. You don’t suspect a thing.

🩸 Your stuff is going missing? Damn, you probably misplaced it. All your friends disappearing without warning? They must be sick, or just moved. It seems like someone’s following you? Must’ve been your mind playing tricks on you.

🩸 She’ll be you’re only source of comfort and social interaction after a while, besides the school staff and probably your family. But she’s happy to comfort you, even if she knows she’s the one responsible for causing distress.

🩸 “Oh noooo, Senpai, I’m so sorry your friend moved! I guess they weren’t a true friend after all, but it’ll be okay, we can play some Magical Girl Pretty Miyuki to make you feel better!”

🩸 Clingy as hell, she follows you everywhere like a puppy. 

🩸 She joins any club you’re in and always insists on partnering up with you for projects. No matter what grade you two get, she’s happy to spend time with you.

🩸 There’s bound to be nosy teachers, asking if you two are dating, there’s always those annoying ass teachers. But Yan is always like “oh my god, nooOooO!” while looking at you intensely.

🩸 If you have glasses, she’d definitely switch glasses with you as a little joke. While you’d probably laugh it off, she’d absolutely CHERISH the feeling of your glasses on her face, even if they’re a tight fit.

🩸 This will happen a lot, when you two part ways for the day:

Yandereiplier: “Alright, bye Senpai! I love you!”  YOU: “What?” Yandereiplier: “I Uhh- I said I saw a dove behind you-“ YOU: “Oh, where?” Yandereiplier: “Neverminditalreadyflewoffiloveyoubye!!”

don’t forget that Bing kicks dogs, I know it’s a hard pill to swallow but it’s important lore-

Was rewatching the charity live stream with the Derekson and Santaplier is up first right?

Apparently:

Bing is the resident shoplifter

Google has killed 3 people

Dark has done nothing wrong ever and is a big sweetheart

Wilford is always killing everyone and Santa has BEEF with him

Santaplier is bitter about not being in Markiplier TV

Author scares Santa

Lemme just incorporate that into my Manor ‘verse rq.

My baby my baby you’re my baby say it to me

REQUESTED BY: It’s complicated, technically all the people who voted him in the poll, and me. WARNINGS: Some foul language, mention of the undead/zombies, mention of maggots, and the necromancer being stinky.

🎆 The Necromancer x Reader dating/romantic headcanons: 🎆

🎆 He doesn't really call you petnames, but he does OCCASIONALLY call you: My Princess / My Prince / My Noble. It doesn’t matter if you’re actually royalty or not.

🎆 Does a deep and serious voice every time he’s “being evil” and even when he’s bossing his servants around. The voice gives him a very commanding and intimidating presence.

🎆 But when he’s not “being evil” or when he’s speaking with you, he stops it. His usual voice is usually very gentle, yet firm.

🎆 He mostly does necromancy, but he also practices the usual wizardry. So expect him to preform little things for you, tricks, summoning gifts, etc..

🎆 He lives in a cave with his undead servants, so unless you wanna be around a bunch of walking corpses all day in a dark cave full of the bones of your boyfriend's enemies, you'll probably not wanna move in.

🎆 Dirty ass. Literally smells like death. He takes baths once a month and he doesn't even use soap. He never brushes his hair it's all stiff and crusty and shit-

🎆 DO NOT TOUCH HIS STUFF! He will put a curse on you.

🎆 He's comically evil but is kinda serious about his evil-doing. He will kidnap a girl and tie her down to train tracks if trains existed in his time- so it's more like he ties her down and causes a stampede to trample her to death.

🎆 A goofball, in a prick type way.

🎆 Be prepared for bullshit, because this man comes with a lot of it.

🎆 He often rants about his servants. “They’re imbeciles” he says, as if they aren’t walking corpses with their brains slowly being eaten by maggots.

🎆 Please keep him from blowing up the kingdom. This man does everything without a second thought. He lacks self doubt, that’s what makes him so dangerous.

🎆 Touch starved little harlet, so give him some time. Ease him into physical contact, be sure to start small! Otherwise he’ll go stiff and just start repeating “don’t touch me”.

🎆 Not really fond of cuddling but does like to hold hands, just be careful with his claws.

🎆 Trace your fingers along his face markings. It’s not makeup, so it won’t smudge, it’s just his skin.

🎆 He’s just a troglodyte. Literally.

♥️~!!SENPAI!!~♥️

I love her-

I like to imagine she’s transfem and her full name is “M. Yan DereBach” and prefers to go by her middle name

I’m really stressed, does anyone wanna do a sfw Iplier/septic ego roleplay?

I can play as either JJ or Mark. You can either play as your OC or another ego, I’m not picky, as long as it’s sfw pls!

Dm me if you wanna rp ^^!

I wanna write Iplier egos x reader dating preferences & headcanons but I don’t want to write for well known characters that’ve been around for literal years, like Dark and Wilford-

THE WINNER!!! -> Murdock x Reader dating headcanons

hi! you’re super cool <3 could i respect some hcs of watching cartoons with google? (was watching some clips of the grim adventures of billy and mandy and was laughing so hard. yes i am easily entertained, what of it)

Cartoons with Google (HC's)

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Tws: None

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He literally will say random statistics for certain things as your watching like TV, like he will literally fact check them sometimes

He tries his best to understand your humor but he doesn't always get it. God forbid you say "sheeshhh" or "yeet" near him. If loading screen was a person that would be him after you saying those things

He tries to be sarcastic sometimes but it always comes out super monotone and like, he always has to say hes joking. He again, doesnt understand the concept of it so sometimes some of the "jokes" he says can get pretty dark and he doesnt understand why your not laughing

Sometimes he will cite information about your favorite characters, and if you ask him, he will notify you when its your favorite characters birthday.He doesn't feel the cold but he likes to wrap you up in blankets whilst you two are watching cartoons, will make you a human burrito 100%

He loves watching cartoons with you, his favorite is Gravity Falls oddly. His favorite character is Bill Cipher.

Will always let you pick the cartoon unless you ask him to pick it and he will ALWAYS pick Gravity Falls. Like ALWAYS. Unless it isnt on, then he will give you the choice again.

Darkiplier x Reader - Suffering Hearts

Word count: 1558

You sit in your little window nook staring out at the rain that hits the windowpane. Your back is held up by the large pillows adorning your small safe haven. You have small comfort items littering the area, and your favorite throw cover is in one corner for cold days. 

You liked to sit here and look out the window, admiring the view from your small apartment. You can see the people rushing about in their busy life like ants in a big city, while further away, you can see the tops of the mountains. On good days you feel the energy of life thriving everywhere around you, that energy energizing you and making you feel content with the life you've carved out for yourself. 

Today is not one of those good days. You haven't had a good day what seems like months. The rain only seems to amplify your melancholy further. You feel isolated and alone. You rest your head against the window, staring out but not really seeing anything. You haven't moved from this spot in days unless it was to go to the bathroom. It's too much work to do anything else. 

The cloud covered sky hides the time of day, not that time has much of a meaning to you right now, but you look up at the small clock hanging on your wall. It's late afternoon. Well past the dinner rush. 

The silence in your apartment is deafening, and the only sounds are the constant ticking of the clock and the raindrops hitting your window. You'll hear people talking in the apartment complex's hallway every once in a while, but otherwise, it's quiet. You go back to staring out your window. Your mind is blank as you try not to feel the crushing weight of loneliness and despair. 

Something shifts in your apartment. It's subtle, but you can feel the change. Tension stiffens your shoulders, and the hair on the back of your neck rises as you get the feeling you're being watched. You look around only to find the shadows seem thicker than before. They even seem to feel alive. A cold shiver runs down your spine, and you grab the cover wrapping it around you until you're hiding in it. 

You go back to looking out the window, but you can't seem to shake the feeling that you're being watched, and it's entirely unsettling. The tension builds until you feel like you can drown in it, and you wish you could make it stop somehow. 

"He-hello?" You call out to the seemingly empty room, unsure of what would be better, a reply or more silence. 

You hear the soft rustle of clothes coming from an impossibly dark corner, and then a figure walks out. Someone that can't possibly exist, and yet here he is walking straight towards you in such a way that he exudes confidence. As if he's walked this room a thousand times. 

Darkiplier stands in front of you in his black suit, reality warping and graying slightly around him. You look up at him in shock and huddle under your cover a little more in confusion. "What's wrong, Y/n? If you're afraid of me, then you shouldn't worry. You're one of the last people that need to fear me." Dark says softly with a small bit of concern. 

He sits on the edge of your little nook, and you pull your knees into your chest. "I'm hallucinating right now. Or I fell asleep, and this is just a very vivid dream. Yeah, that's gotta be it." You say to yourself in a whisper.

Dark reaches out and moves a small wisp of hair off your face with one hand. "Au contraire. This is very much the opposite of a dream. You seemed sad. Contrary to my appearance, I thought to bring light to the darkness that seems to surround you."

Your heart spasms in pain at his words, and you're not really sure how to respond to such a thing. Instead of giving a response, you hide your head in your lap, tense and breathing very lightly. 

He doesn’t say anything but you can hear him adjusting in your little nook. The more you stay quiet the more tense you become until you can’t stand it any longer and you look up at him. It shocks you a little to find Dark completely relaxed as he stares out the window. He must feel you looking at him because he meets your eyes and gives you a smile.

“Why are you here? You don’t even know me.” You say to him.

“I don’t know why I’m here but something draws me to you. You seem to be in distress and I simply wish to help alleviate some of the sadness. If that means sitting here in companionable silence then I am happy to oblige.”

You shiver and look out the window for a moment before looking back at Dark. On a good day his presence alone would cheer you up but today it’s not enough. You’ve been alone so long that you don’t even know how to say what you need. That crushing weight keeping your mouth from saying what you really want. “I’m fine. You don’t have to stay with me. It’s just a rainy day,” is what you say instead.

He cocks his head slightly staring at you so intently that it feels like he’s looking at your soul. You can’t stand the weight of that stare and nervously look down, playing with the edge of your shirt. 

“I can feel your sorrow from here, Y/N. When you thought you were alone you stared out that window as if your world had been crushed and the answer to your question was outside somewhere. What has put such a look in those beautiful sad eyes?” With one finger under your chin he redirects your gaze back to him.

You stare into his eyes.

“Last week my boyfriend got rid of my cat when I wasn’t home and so I got rid of him. Today… I had to put my dogs down. I’m alone.” You whisper softly, tearing up just thinking about the only things that kept you sane. It makes you choke up at the fact that you can’t find your sweet little cat or that you’ll never look into the eyes of your dogs again.

“Surely you aren’t alone. You must have friends or family you can talk to? Maybe even stay for a few days.” 

You grab at the cover and tighten it around yourself, looking down and mutter, “It’s nothing. I’ll be fine. I don’t want to be a bother to anyone.”

“You are not a bother. You are someone in pain and there’s nothing wrong with asking to share that pain with someone else. A burden shared lessens it until it is no longer a burden and the weight of it no longer hurts. Keeping it all on yourself will only make it heavier until it crushes you.” 

Something cracks in you and the flood of tears you’ve been holding back for days bursts forth like a damn thats been shattered. Tears flow down your cheeks in steady lines, “ It hurts so much.” You cry out.

Dark draws you into his arms and hugs you tightly as you cry. He makes soothing noises as you continue to release all the pain you’d trying to shove deep down inside you. You sob into Dark’s shirt, gripping onto it tightly as he pets your head. You hadn’t realized how numb and closed off you’d become until Dark had come and chiseled away at the wall. Now, all that pain comes rushing back and that’s what makes you grip onto him so tightly. 

You don’t know how long you’ve been crying but you slowly start to come back to yourself as the tears slow. So deep in your grief you didn’t realize that Dark had moved you. He’s stretched out in your nook with his back against the wall with you basically sitting on his lap. One arm is wrapped tightly around you while the other rubs your back. He’s humming something calming and it eases something in you.

You sniffle and then look up at him embarrassed. “I’m sorry. I messed up your shirt.”

The humming stops and he looks at you. “Do you feel better?”

“Yes.”

“Then you have nothing to be sorry about. I don’t know the pain you’re feeling but if I’ve been able to help with even an ounce of your heartache then a wet shirt is a worthy sacrifice.” 

You try to sit up fully but his arm tightens around you. You’re too tired to resist and you really don’t want to leave such a warm embrace. It makes you feel safe. Like you aren’t completely alone in such a cold, dark, world. So you rest your head back against Dark’s chest and look out the window. This moment doesn’t erase all the pain you feel right now but it does help ease it a small bit. 

Neither one of you talk, but Dark does start humming again. The crying had worn you out, and now you are exhausted. The warmth from Dark and the humming lull you softly into the first restful sleep you’ve had in a while.

Dark as a father figure. GO!

Darkiplier As Father (HC's)

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Tws: None

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-Literally has no idea what hes doing, like he was just created, and yeah they have younger egos but none that needed a parent

-Its really funny because even though hes a dad, he still wears his suit and looks super proper, and its even funnier if he gets like sillystring bombed and hes just sitting there absolutely stoic face bc the other egos are there

-Absolutely soft whenever you two are alone, will even read you bed time stories if you want them

-He loves to hear about your day, he will sit there quietly for hours just to hear you speak or rant about your day, he loves you to the ends of the earth

-100% shotgun daddy, will literally kill your boyfriend if they hurt you, or send Anti to do it

-If your crying he will sit there awkwardly for awhile before hugging you and rubbing your back, eventually he will put on your favorite movie and wrap you up like a burrito in blankets

-Will take you out of school for the littlest of things, he hates you being in school, not because of the education, but becsuse he cant protect you there, so hr will take you out of school and go to the library and either school you there or have a little daddy daughter/son/child date thingy

-God help any child who bullies you, actually, scratch that, even god will run away in fear from this man if you are being bullied. He will literally plauge their nightmares and give them hallucinations of their worst fears for w e e k s

Darkiplier With A Cat

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Dark sighed softly as he ran his hands through his hair, breaking up any tangles that he felt. "Today has been a long day" He grumbled to himself and decided to retreat to his office. The place he practically spent any extra time he had in. Right before he went to open the door he felt something rub on his leg and he groaned before looking down. "Go away you stupid cat" He muttered angerly before opening his office door and shutting it quickly so that the cat could not get in.

He didn't have time for the cat today, or so he thought. He began to work into the papers dilligently trying to ignore the loud meowing and scratching at the door. Finally after about 10 minuites it had gotten on his nerves enough that he slammed his papers down and stormed over to the door. He jerked it open and the cat stretched real big before coming insids, as if Dark's anger didn't effect it one bit. "Smug cat..." He grumbled before slamming his office door and going and sitting down.

As he sat down the cat tried to jump on his lap and he pushed him off not wanting to be bothered any further. Everytime he would push the cat off it would just jump back on. He groaned and glared at the black cat before finally just giving up. It began to purr and for some reason that made Dark... less angry? He wasnt sure. He began to work away at the papers and then subconciously had moved one of his hands to pet the cat.

Technically it was nobodies cat but it just sort of... lived here with them. The others had taken to naming it biscut but he thought it was a stupid name and instead called it shadow, due to it being black. Not that anyone else knew it though, everyone else thought he hated it. I mean yeah, he did... but not as much as everyone thought.

He began to feel drowsy as he pet the cat more and more and eventually leaned his head down, no longer focusing on the papers infront of him. Finally he drifted off to sleep with the fire crackling at the fire place, and the cat purring happily in his lap.

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The others peaked in and saw the cat laying on Darks back, beginning to whisper. "Should we take a picture and frame it?" Wilford had whispered with a grin, sort of wanting to prank their boss. They all knew Dark was soft he just never showed it.

It was actually quite a surprise when they had opened the door and the great Dark... was asleep on his desk... with a cat on his back. No one ever thought that one, Dark would sleep at his desk, and Two that he would be letting a CAT of all things in his office. It was kinda cute.

As they watched Dark begin to stir, Wilford took a picture and ran just like the rest of them. Then all the sudden a shout was heard "WILFORD!!! GET BACK HERE!!!" by Dark who had awoken to see Wilford take a picture. He was running for his life-

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Requests Open

I will do;

-Eddie Munson

-Steve Harrington

-Robin Buckley

-Antisepticeye

-Darkiplier

-Wilford

-JJ

-Chase

-Dr.Schneep

-Marvin

-Markiplier

-Jacksepticeye

-The Host

-Dr.Iplier

-Google

I will not do;

-R@Pe

-NSFW (like smut)

-Pregnancy

-Abuse from the S/O (like Dark, Anti, ect) but I will do comfort

My favorite fics to write;

-Comfort fics

-Fluff fics

-Hurt/Comfort

-Hurt/Comfort Platonic Adult X Child (like parental)

-Specify in your ask if you want headcanons, a short imagine, or a oneshot pretty please! If not ill just- do whichever one I think fits-

Masterlist

Introduction

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Greetings and salutations everyone! My name is Lotus, my pronouns are They/He.

I am a multi-fandom writer, I haven’t posted anything but I do write a lot in my spare time and I would be happy if you guys sent in suggestions or request on what I should write.

For now, the fandom’s I will write for is

-Lego Monkie Kid (LMK)

-The Stanley Parable

-The Monkey King: Reborn

-New Gods: Ne Zha Reborn

-Markiplier egos

-Septiceye egos

-Stardew Valley

(Will add more in future)

I do have to warn you: !!Updates will be slow!!

I struggle with motivation a lot, and I also overthink a lot when I write so please, be patient with me.

I have a few important things to say before I move onto what I will and will not write:

This is a gender-neutral blog. All readers will be classified as gender-neutral or if you are transgender. If you want something specific, then you will have to DM me.

I also write for myself, writing my comfort characters x my persona and will probably post some of my work on here. I am not entirely comfortable with writing others personas or OC’s just yet but I am not opposed to doing so, if you would like me to write any OC’s, self inserts, or persona’s, please DM me and we’ll discuss it!!

This applies to my do's and don'ts, but this is very important for everyone to hear. Do not request anything that goes against the creators wishes, especially if you know that your request is going to be against their boundaries. If you do so, I'm going to say no. We need to respect everyone's boundaries, including the creators! They have every right to have a set of boundaries and should be respected.

What I will write:

-Fluff

-Implied Suggestive content (depending on the fandom I am writing for)

-Yandere Content

-X reader

-Headcanons

-Oneshots

What I will NOT write:

-Incest

-P*dophilia

-Character x Character

-Any serious topics such as sexual harassment, r@pe, self harm (this one might have an exception), etc

-Smut

One more important thing. PLEASE DO NOT STEAL MY WORK AND CREDIT ME IF YOU DECIDE TO SHARE MY WORK

That’s all, have a good Day/Afternoon/Night! Hope to write for you soon! 💜💜💛💛

Currently on vacation, so enjoy this Actor!Mark sketch!