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2 months ago

Professor: Are you a cuddler?

Captain: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Professor:

Captain: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.


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2 months ago

Captain: Are you trying to give me a fucking aneurysm?

Alan: Pretty sure we all are.

Szut: I wasn't.

Sakharine: I was.

Tintin: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Professor: I just cause aneurysms naturally.


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4 months ago

Waiter: What would you like?

Captain: Bring a milkshake with two straws.

Chester: *blushes*

Captain: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!!


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