Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Renjun: *holding up a spoon* don’t breathe a word of this to anyone!
Renjun: not even Taeyong!
Chenle, laughing: you’re threatening me with a spoon?
[cut to a peaceful lake]
[Chenle’s muffled screaming in the distance]
Renjun: theoretically, since living things want to stay that way, and being alive is the natural state of all things that can achieve it, all things that have lived should have some image, physical desire to do so again. therefore necromancy should be the easiest form of magic.
Jisung: what a good and not at all worrisome argument, of course you can borrow my shovel
Jeno : *letting Jaemin win at arm wrestling* aw, darn it, you won!
Haechan : *slamming down Mark’s hand full force* DO YOU SEE NOW, MARK, WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH A WARRIOR
Jisung: is pink panther a lion?
Chenle: say that again, but slower.
Jisung: I don’t get it??
Chenle: he’s a pink PANTHER.
Jisung: okay??? But is he a lion?
Chenle: Jisung, pal, he’s a panther.
Jisung: is that a kind of lion
Chenle: no it’s a fucking panther
Jisung: I just googled it. They aren’t pink.
Chenle: AND LIONS ARE?!?!