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oboe7
3 years ago

Kili: Oh, How would I know?

Bilbo: How would you not?”

Kili: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Bilbo: You don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?

Bilbo: Kili, you’re bleeding out! What’s your type?

Kili, deliriously: oh I don’t know, I like brunettes- 

Bilbo: your BLOOD TYPE

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akerkukareku
1 year ago
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts
Bilbo Baggins As Text Posts

Bilbo Baggins as text posts

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pictishdolphinbookworm22
4 years ago

My baby Faramir! He deserved so much better!!!

Therapist: Okay, I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Faramir: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.”

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