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I Hate Coffee - Blog Posts

trojan-witch
4 years ago

a thermos full of boiling coffee spilled on my legs when I was trying to make breakfast because there's nothing better than start the day with agonizing pain and second degree burns

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pain coffee just kidding fuck my life breakfast burns agony boiling coffee second degree burns i have no idea how to do it i hate coffee i just drank a mug of coffee but sincerely
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yahelulu
3 months ago

Hello, can I get you guys anything?

Yes, two anxiety potions please

Coming right up

I want mine bitter and teeth staining, and they'll have the laxative one with bovine secretions on top.

Great! That'll be 20$

^ This is what I imagine people who like coffee sound like.

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lol haha funny memes jokes i hate coffee
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