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OH MY FUCKING GOD NO- THEY DIDN’T!! Jaskier sadly singing a love song clearly meant for/about Geralt, after putting to bed the child of the man he loves. THEN RADOVID SHOWS UP?!! OMFG??
wait hold on a minute. both saiki and teruhashi do that thing where they monologue about how powerful they are and then justify it to themselves by saying "i know it sounds conceited, but its not because its just an objective fact"
The fics write themselves. Amanda gives her a massage, gets carried away, blah blah blah
sorry am I interrupting something here…?
Jason: You should get a wife
Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…
Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?
Clive: … What?
Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?
Clive: No.
Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.
Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand
Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies
Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man
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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
