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By the time they move onto actual like, cuddling, Clive has managed to bring his work with him so that Jason can hold him while he looks at it (“it’s so comfortable and relaxing. I don’t know why.”). Jason is breaking internally, telling himself it’s okay to continue cuddling Clive because he’s acting honorable.

But really he spent about five hours the past two days reading up on Clive’s specialty so he can hold a better conversation, and it’s not even the first time.

Jason, situated behind Clive on a couch, holding him while Clive reads over research paper: I actually read that one recently.

Clive: …. You read it?

Jason: yeah. I liked their approach to X

Clive: Me too. *goes into longer rant about it*

Clive leaves an extra big tip (he never tips) and it’s like a punch in the gut.

Professional Cuddler AU

Jason who takes on odd jobs and one of those is as a professional cuddler. Clive is, as always, a researcher at a local university. I struggle with how to get Clive to hire Jason, but I’m going to say it’s Belinda who does it as a joke for his birthday. Clive, of course, shows up because he’s not going to be rude.

Jason is immediately aware that Clive isn’t at all into it and offers to start slow. It’s a 3 hour session (damn, Belinda) so he asks if he wants to have a conversation instead. Start with small skin contact like hand holding or letting their legs touch.

So Jason brews some tea out, and they sit and talk. Letting their legs touch under the table and extra skin contact. Jason talks to Clive, asks him questions, and Clive has a pleasant time being able to talk about everything with someone who is personable and will listen to him. (What he really needs is a therapist, but Jason will do)

Despite originally not wanting to go, Clive books another session.

Book 12 spoilers

“Parts 1 and 2 of the Clive sessions, which I’m assuming will continue until I die.”

“Aren’t you immortal?”

“Don’t remind me.”

Jason is stuck with Clive for eternity. Oh nooooooo

Lmao. And none of them are completely mentally sound and stable

(Why are the men’s butts so nice. Snatched)

Clive: We need to ta-

Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

That poor, poor man. May Clive persist

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64735012/chapters/166329964

Guess who’s back from hiatus!

Chapter 5 is out now baby! Which means I can also get started on new fanart to start procrastinating chapter 6. Though I have been writing a lot of future scenes for the project.

Tonight is feeling like I need Jason to be sobbing on his hands and knees. Inconsolable. No one can get through to him except his team.

Clive: We need to ta-

Jason: Nope, sorry. No time.

Clive: Jason…

Jason: Byeeeee

That poor, poor man. May Clive persist

What the actual fuck, Jason

He doesn’t have paperwork and instead of asking a high up official to help him out, starts telling the border guard all her deepest darkest secrets and letting her know that he saw them all.

What. The. Fuck.

Professional Cuddler AU

Jason who takes on odd jobs and one of those is as a professional cuddler. Clive is, as always, a researcher at a local university. I struggle with how to get Clive to hire Jason, but I’m going to say it’s Belinda who does it as a joke for his birthday. Clive, of course, shows up because he’s not going to be rude.

Jason is immediately aware that Clive isn’t at all into it and offers to start slow. It’s a 3 hour session (damn, Belinda) so he asks if he wants to have a conversation instead. Start with small skin contact like hand holding or letting their legs touch.

So Jason brews some tea out, and they sit and talk. Letting their legs touch under the table and extra skin contact. Jason talks to Clive, asks him questions, and Clive has a pleasant time being able to talk about everything with someone who is personable and will listen to him. (What he really needs is a therapist, but Jason will do)

Despite originally not wanting to go, Clive books another session.

No, for real. I cannot envision that man as straight. It just doesn’t fit.

And yeah. Clive is just going to go around leaving a trail of broken hearts (including mine)

Jason: You should get a wife

Clive: Well if I ever find a SPOUSE…

Jason: Remember when you were into Farrah?

Clive: … What?

Jason: Haven’t you ever… taken a tumble in the sheets?

Clive: No.

Jason: Damn, those tattoos must help with the ladies.

Clive: … no but the cute turtle people want to feed on the other hand

Belinda: liar. You shoo away all the ladies

Jason, a man notorious for feeding people and creatures alike: Wow, what a ladies’s man

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Clive, internally: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Clive arriving at Rimaros and seeing Jason again

If I could suck out all his sadness through his cock I would

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

Of course Lorelei Gratham isn’t having success with wooing Clive. He’s only got eyes for Jason 🙄

people saying jason asano is an idiot baffle me

he is actively pioneering a branch of complex magic theory while saving the world

like what more do you want

When you’re reading HWFWM & a song reference comes up that you have to look up… may as well listen to it while I read. For immersion. 🥹

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65858887

Jason proposes. Clive is Clive.

ME AND WHO

My idea of Humphrey x3 I love him so much!!

the intimacy of "how do you know that?"

"because I know you."

Diversity win! Ancestral curse recognises non-biological parenthood!

So I did actually write a short one shot of this to experiment with another style (except I made Clive actually like Jason). It might be pretty rough because this is almost the opposite of how I write. Should I post???

I might have to make a Chemistry (by Weike Wang) AU for Clive and Jason. A short one, but an AU where Jason asks Clive to marry him.

(I’ve only read the sample on Amazon because I am waiting to go to a book store to buy it but I think it kinda fits. I like the analytical-ness of the narrator)

The Same on Any World

Chapter 16: Too Cute to Yell at

Clive takes a shower and thinks about some things. He realizes he may have may have made an error in judgment.

*something weird happens*

Everyone: So Clive, was this your boyfriend?

I really want to like her so I’m excited

Am I going to grow to like Zara?

Am I going to grow to like Zara?

How else is Neil going to toss him around 🙄

Colin: you realize you can look like whatever you want, right?

Jason: yes. And what I want to look like is a short twink with a pointy chin.

Genuinely hate when older people at the high school mistake me for a student. You’ve had full conversations with me in the faculty lunch room and you thought I was a student?!

Jason took the technology essence back to with him because he knew it would fascinate Clive 😌

I’m simply going to choose to believe he also DID take some notes for him as well. “You never take proper notes” implies he takes SOME notes

What if… for the fic following up my other fic where Jason falls asleep on Clive… I sprinkle a little angst…

(“The sunrise, the morning after, it would’ve been really romantic if you were a woman,” Jason says.)

Jason getting jealous that Travis can share Earth science with Clive but he can’t.

Clive gets all excited, his eyes lighting up, all previous thoughts forgotten as he delves into earth magic. Meanwhile Jason isn’t even knowledgeable enough to explain something like gravity to him.

Better if Jason doesn’t even realize he likes Clive like that. He thinks he’s just jealous he can’t show off to his “best friend”

Sea view (1841) by Ivan Aivazovsky