Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
So I zoned out listening to I Am in Eskew and when I came back to reality David was sacrificing one of his coworkers to a duffel bag-
Me before listening to TMA: body horror? idk if I’ll be able to handle this, it bothers me in stranger things
Me after TMA: *eating lunch whilst listening to stories of people’s faces being peeled of in I Am in Eskew* hmm interesting
PLEASE LISTEN TO "I AM IN ESKEW" PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Riyo’s *ratatata* of a hatch being opened in ep 15, sounding so similar to “I’m in the ghetto” that it wacked me out for a couple of seconds
The monotone of David’s voice as he does an awful *scree scree* in reflection of Kenneth’s fuxking stress ball like please my boy how the fuck did u manage to keep a straight face??? While recording THAT???
The entire “my supervisor and my supervisors supervisor” bit in ep 11 that went on forever? Even better when David thinks they’ve swapped roles and doesn’t even dignify changing the titles
The burial part presiding Allegra’s backstory, wherein David sounds unsure whether it is a religious thing or maybe a kink thing when the people starting getting horny for burying themselves. And the fact he and Allegra just go “aight” and leave to go talk about tragic backstory stuff
Allegra manically shouting “just fine!!! Alright then!” When her friends melt into goo as if that isn’t a whole ass gen z mood right there
David and Allegra beginning to date and stand together against eskew after experiencing the fucked up dance recital, only for David to get REALLY into human sacrifice through sack vore at his new job almost immediately. What the fuxk David
David seeing Kenneth as a mere flesh blood with a stress ball fused into his chest: ah, my prayers were answered I get to keep my best friend
David to Allegra: don’t worry, doors and walls have power here. The dancers won’t get through. *Dancers coming through the wall* here’s Johnny! Allegra:
*several strange packages appear on his doorstep* David, quite literally: this is fine *apartment nearly gets swallowed up by freaky tenant, but at least there’s a cereal bar in a jacket pocket* David: I’m winning *apartment finally gets swallowed up* David: aight imma go feral now thanks. I’ll take my hammer and haunt y’alls asses now good day
*stuck in an immigration office and being subject to a “safety check”* Riyo, a coloured woman: ah this shit again
*eskew gifts David a child who likes to play peek a boo over cornflakes* *david snatched away the box* check mate u little fucker
The whole series really just ending with David punching out his identity crisis and then???? Becoming a ghost??? A bird??? And riyo just being like: this was fun and eskew is gonna vore the world but I on the other hand am gonna go find a new dude to get cripplingly attached to
A heterosexual clearly wrote this ending
I just think that atsushi and david ward would find they have a lot in common
In the name of the father (wtn), the son (tma) and the holy spirit (I am in eskew)
As a person from a small town I fear I might have some disturbingly strong feelings about I am in Eskew podcast. I've listened to it on my first year of Uni when I moved from my hometown to a big city and it had the biggest hold on me.
This feeling of love for the place you call your home even though the place itself is mostly toxic but it loves you back and you know that you will always belong on it's streets however filthy they might be. All that small town filth is yours and it feels like it will never leave your side, because you can move as far away from the place as you wish but it will always be there crawling under your skin reminding you of everything you've ever wanted to escape and how you fail to do so over and over again because no matter what you will always love this town unconditionally.
Anyway, I am in Eskew is awesome, please listen to it.
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i finished I Am In Eskew
the ending was depressing
who would expect
My name is David Ward and you're watching disney channel