Narges | 20 | she/her
140 posts
@lengthofropes’ Milestone Celebration - Day 5: body language // sadness ↳ Dean + crying
#i honestly got so angry every time this conversation happened
basira: all avatars are monsters >:(
jon: what about daisy who can and does literally turn into a monster to rip people apart for no real reason?
basira: noo not daisy :( jon how could you say that??? what's wrong with you?? she's trying her best!!
if you think about it it’s only fair that Character With No Canon Physical Description is declared sexiest man by popular vote. on the Critically Acclaimed Movie That Doesn’t Fucking Exist website
Cecil Palmer could do TMA but Jon Sims could not do WTNV. Cecil has no fucking curiosity, as the Archivist he would read all the statements and go “golly, these sure are fun :)” then find out about the Fears and kill Elias in three days. Jon in Night Vale would be fired and eaten day 1
arguably the biggest dean crime
i can’t decide if it’s funnier that when Elias confronts Jon for literally stalking his employees, a very reasonable thing for elias to do, jon immediately decides that elias murdered gertrude, or that jon was RIGHT
The thing about Jonathan Sims is that he isn’t at all stupid, in fact he’s quite the opposite.
Take the Coffin for example, the idea of using an anchor is a logical and honestly quite clever one, however, where this idea falls apart is that while Jon may be intelligent, that does not mean he has common sense, or any sense of self preservation for that matter, and so he goes straight to cutting off his finger, and then continuously trying to cut it off despite the fact his body’s healing factor is clearly winning here.
And then, to top that off, he immediately decides the next reasonable choice of an anchor is his own rib, and actively gets not one, but two of his ribs removed by the walking embodiment of body horror.
Jonathan Sims is not stupid, but he is stupidly impulsive and should not be trusted with any actual plan ever, because while his initial idea may be the most ingenious thing you’ve ever bloody heard, I promise you he is going to ruin it with the most unhinged, god-awful follow up known to man.
clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
Dean winchester is less a television character to me and more someone who is with me at all times. like a long-dead ancestor or perhaps a deity
everyone saying "art doesn't need to be perfect" hasn't taken into account the art monster, the monster that comes and kills you if art doesn't look exactly like it did in your head
When Rihanna said we found love in a hopeless place she was talking about supernatural
Jon in S4 hospital bed coma:
Elias at his bedside, sobbing: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed
broke: jon is very short
woke: jon is slightly below average height and everyone he knows keeps acting like he's one centimetre tall
Supernatural cannot be limited to human-made concepts like "good" or "bad." It exists on an axis that we can't comprehend.
(reblog if I can spam you with like 100 boops or smth)
Edit: Y'ALL WILD???? ILY GUYS SM HOLY HELL???
EDIT 2: I CAN'T BOOP EVERYONE 100 TIMES IM SORRY I'LL BOOP Y'ALL 20 OR 50 TIMES PROMISE
EDIT 3 EDITED BC UHHHH
COMMENT IF YOU WANT BOOP SPAM OMG AHHHHH 😭
EDIT 4: I'M ALMOST AT TUMBLRRRRR HOLY SHIT?? Y'all are so sweet :((
EDIT 5: I AM HELLA LATE WITH MY BOOPS BCFSAIHC
EDIT 6:
Does anyone know anything bout this... Anything above Tumblr?
EDIT 7: Maybe like 8 hours later? Y'all are wild for 5k notes on this singular stupid post. Tbh I can't boop everyone in the comments but I'll try when I get on my laptop 😭
Not being able to super boop on mobile (the app) is a travesty.
This is exactly how booping makes me feel.
Rb for larger data set yadda yadda
Reblog if you have not been booped yet
[at Grayson's funeral]
Marcus: *places his hand on the headstone and sobs*
Marcus: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.
I’ve always gone back and forth about whether to picture Martin stabbing Jon in the front or the back because there’s such beautiful symbolic potential for both.
Like on the one had you’ve got the image that they’re cradling the knife between them, both holding it during perhaps the closest thing they’ve had to a true act of free will in a long time. Jon can’t press the knife in, but he can ease the blow for Martin. He can tell him it’s okay, that he forgives him even though there’s nothing to forgive. It’s horrible and painful, but it’s also setting them free. The blood would get on both of them as they held each other, and, at first glance, you wouldn’t be able to tell whose it was.
But then on the other hand you’ve got nothing coming between them, not even this, not even now. It’s Jon being killed by the same person in whose arms he’s currently finding comfort—and those two things are not at odds. It’s the potential that, if the knife is long enough, Martin could cut himself as well, but that doesn’t matter because his heart already broke with Jon’s anyway. It’s two people who have always found it so hard to trust taking the ultimate symbol of betrayal and turning it into a symbol of loyalty.
And I don’t know which I love more.