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The most True and perfect post on tumblr ever 🖤

If only I can find her 🖤😈

If only I can find her 😈

I had several blogs that tumblr took down , one of them had 15k followers, so I am done posting and keeping posts in my likes section , if you do enjoy my collection in the likes section, like this post, comment or dm to talk.

hire me as a stress relief toy. tie me up in the conference room as a little treat for business partners. chain me up in a corner of the office so everyone can just piss inside of my ass and plug me back up instead of having to walk across the building for the nearest toilet. every employee can use a half hour break to fuck me during their workday. you can make me cockwarm you while you do boring paperwork in your office. the employee of the week gets to take me home on fridays. during team meetings, whoever makes good points is allowed to whip me for the amusement of everyone. during business trips, you bring me on a leash, like a dog. i'll wear nipple clamps with bells around the office so you can always hear where i am. when i leave the office, you put me in a chastity belt so i don't steal an orgasm at home.

idk its just kinda cute thinking about being kidnapped and broken into someones lil sex slave cuz while ur at it why not make me ur piss slave too :] train me to spread my holes and love your piss in my cunt and ass! make me hold my piss until my bladder is bursting and beg you for permission to piss myself like a dog for ur amusement! punish me for not being able to hold it when u never gave me a chance in the first place! make me thank you for torturing me and making me into your urinal!

detrans notes game <3

I ran a notes game last year on my old blog, and I'm desperate for attention again, so let's do another one!

I'll add more goals when I get more ideas or suggestions, but here's some to start with! If you have any goals you want me to do (outside of shaving, or skipping T doses), then please let me know <3 <3

every 10 notes = 1 day of gooning [Total: 8/11 days] 15 notes - Paint my toenails pink 20 notes - Swap my chapstick for clear lipgloss 25 notes - I have to listen to detrans hypno for at least 30 min/day every 30 notes = 1 day of wearing panties instead of boxers [Total: 3 days] 35 notes - Paint my nails with a sparkly clear coat 40 notes - Wear mascara to work 45 notes - I have to listen to an hour of hypno a day 50 notes - Paint my nails pink

75 notes - Spend a full day with a plug in my ass

90 notes - 1 full week of going commando, no matter where I have to go 100 notes - I'll post a picture of my tits in a push up bra <3 150 notes - I'll send a picture of my tits to anyone who asks in my dms 170 notes - I'll do any gross/perverted ask or dm I receive 200 notes - I'll buy a brand new girly outfit(and post proof)

spamming is okay in moderation!