Hogwarts Shifting - Blog Posts

“shifting is a form of witchcraft”

good to know that I’m a witch in every reality!

I asked Chat GPT to write a short story about me and my s/o… My motivation for shifting is back

“i shifted, I thought you were lying about it but it’s real”

tell me something I don’t know

not believing in shifting doesn’t make you any “better” or “normal”, you’re just boring.

I’m tired of this reality, I need to be in my DR like right now

I swear almost everything I’m learning at school somehow relates to shifting

SHIFTERS AND PEOPLE WHO ASTRAL PROJECT, I NEED YOUR HELP!

so basically today I explained what shifting and astral projection is to my Best Friend, she believed all of it and decided to try to astral project today. After few hours she called me and told me she tried to do it for few minutes. She felt like she felt asleep. Few minutes after she “woke up?” she noticed that she had a bracelet on that she has never own or even seen. I really don’t have an idea how that bracelet appeared on her hand and neither does she so maybe someone know how and why did that happen?

I just saw a tiktok saying “i hope that I’m a spiderwoman in other universe” AND THE URGE TO COMMENT ABOUT SHIFTING IS HARD TO RESIST

one thing abt me is i’ll always spot an angel number no matter what (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

my s/o is getting a big fat smooch on the cheek once I shift (I’m too shy to kiss him on the mouth)

my only dr where there is a plot but i’ve taken it out is my Hogwarts dr

I just want to go to a silly wizard school, have fun with my silly wizard found family, and be happy in my silly wizard life

do yall shift for the plot or nah

i shift for the plot in my drs because i like that whimsy but we go on side quests in all of them

“ . . It’s leviosa, not leviosar 𝜗𝜚

the human mind cannot comprehend the amount of excitement that will be inside of me the second snow hits the grounds of Hogwarts. I will be freaking OUT.

LOOK!!! LOOOOK!!!!!

thinking about making a dr where I'm the actress of my oc's in each reality where I suffer the most, like those anime acting au's..

A conversation with Draco in my DR

Me: Yeah, right, crumpet muncher, that's why we won the war!

Draco: At least we don't have shitty presidents!

Me: (forgets its 1996) Yeah, that's why the queen is dead.

Draco: ...

Me: What? Oh...

Draco: Are you plotting to kill the queen?

Me: Draco, no!

(I'm still American in my dr if you couldn't tell

Me and Draco's relationship in my Dr Part 2

*Draco and Sam skipping stones on lake* Draco: It’s such a beautiful evening. Sam, whispering: Take that you fucking lake

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Draco: *Gets down on one knee* Sam: Oh my god, it’s finally happening. Draco: *Falls over* Sam: The poison is kicking in.

(Just kidding, I love him...kinda)

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Draco: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Sam: Really? Name one law Draco: Don't kill people? Sam: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

(What happens when lucius raises a child)

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Draco: It’s dark in here Sam: Don’t worry dude I got this Sam: *Stomps their feet* Sam: *Skechers light up*

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Draco: I made tea. Sam: I don’t want tea. Draco: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Sam: Then why are you telling me? Draco: It is a conversation starter. Sam: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Draco: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Draco: *Accidentally hits Sam in the face* Draco: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Draco: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Sam: What’s wrong with you?!

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Draco: Do you take constructive criticism? Sam: I only take cash or credit.

ok story time but its not alot so just what i remember

ok so it was my maraurders dr (me, james, and remus in 6th year. Sirius in 5th year for some reason?? and Peter doesnt exist) we were going to hogsmeade i think?? idk it was somewhere not the castle but it was snowing and really pretty but anyways. sirius was like alot shorter and was funny BUT ANYWAY i keep getting distracted by random things so McGonagall was taking attendance to make sure everyone that was going was there and after me and remus were like 😘😘😘😘😘 and james was like *shocked pikachu face* so we had to explain that we were together and had been for years and he was the last to find out then sirius appeared and was like "uhuh yeah thats been happening" so yea thats quick story time of what happened

guys guess what.

i shifted!!!!!

and this isnt like a 'hmm idk i mightve but im not sure'

its a 'holy shit i did it omg and like i did it 10000000%'

zjsbhfsinehrhsj im so happy!!!!!!

in gonna cry can i go back?