Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
incredibly essential to understanding me as a person
we could forgo like 45% of the amount of conversations needed to know me if you just listened to these songs ngl
hey r u a malleable state of matter or nah
*slowly pushes Evil Lesbian Card back in my Pokemon Deck*
4 no reason just curious
scrapping the bottom of the barrel and sitting at the end of my spatula is just Light Yagami in semi slime slash liquid form
…. We Meet Again.
me:
*extends hand pointer from local book fair*
Yeah that’s- that looks serious
patient:
Omg is it bad???
me:
No- no you’re fine- your hearts just tied up in knots…. (lol)
Tie. Knots. *giggle* l-
like a tie for
professional occasions
… heh- ha ha Ha. like serious.
It. It
is killing u yes ur hearts so sick.
he. Heh. Like swaggy. Like cool. Like ur so sick ur dying from swag
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wanting to die casually is so funny bc its like taking a rlly chill dog with u as u run errands
Yeah sure let’s check out the deli- and the little fucker is by ur feet yipping
Lmfao u should die today
and it’s like yeah yeah- hi, I’ll take some potato wedges pls tysm