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*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's my property.
Norway 🇳🇴: How much do I owe?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway 🇳🇴: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark 🇩🇰:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6’3” and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh it’s probably only Den’s hair that makes him look taller. About 6’2” - 6’3”
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL 😤 shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6’0”
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5’8” (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniest™️ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5’7” - 5’7.5”
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland 🇮🇸: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: How much is that one?
Sweden 🇸🇪: 3 million.
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll.
Sweden 🇸🇪: You'll?
Finland 🇫🇮: I'll :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland 🇫🇮: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That says piccadilly.
Finland 🇫🇮: oh.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway 🇳🇴: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland 🇮🇸: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway 🇳🇴: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway 🇳🇴: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea well I don't anymore.
Turns out ghosts really don’t like me and Nor really doesn’t like ghosts. Also I wasn’t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), I’m just naturally stupid :) -Den 🇩🇰
*playing monopoly revolution*
Sweden 🇸🇪: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?
Finland 🇫🇮: Arson.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark 🇩🇰: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland 🇮🇸: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark 🇩🇰: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland 🇮🇸: yea but I dont like you
Denmark 🇩🇰:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland 🇮🇸: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark 🇩🇰: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Well quite frankly I don't care.
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the “perfect car” only to lose immediately. Can’t drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesn’t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland 🇮🇸: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Iceland 🇮🇸: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway 🇳🇴: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
I do not need help you hooligan!-🇦🇽
You’re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend 😔🤚
-Den 🇩🇰
Den I hope you know that I still wish you’d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because they’ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-🇦🇽🦇🦇
Norway 🇳🇴: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.
Finland 🇫🇮: You're just what?
Norway 🇳🇴: Chopping a cucumber.
Denmark 🇩🇰: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.
Norway 🇳🇴:
Sweden 🇸🇪: Come on! We just need one more dish!
Finland 🇫🇮: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.
Sweden 🇸🇪: T_T
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, I’ve been trying to learn guitar but... It’s not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but he’s a stubborn little bitch who thinks he’ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway 🇳🇴: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!
Denmark 🇩🇰: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out 🥺
Norway 🇳🇴: Well-
Finland 🇫🇮: oh god I fucked that up I hate my life.
Sweden 🇸🇪: not to flex but I think I hate my life less than you do.
*playing fall guys together*
Finland 🇫🇮: Who are you watching?
Sweden 🇸🇪: I'm watching Denmark.
Finland 🇫🇮: Watch me instead.
*2 seconds later*
Finland 🇫🇮: Actually don't watch me. It's really embarrassing >///<
Norway 🇳🇴: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland 🇮🇸: *immediately dies*
Norway 🇳🇴: I'm disowning you.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Denmark 🇩🇰: Win or I'll piss.
Norway 🇳🇴: You'll have to piss then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: You really don't want me to do that.
Norway 🇳🇴: I kinda do tho.
Denmark 🇩🇰: 👀
*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*
Iceland 🇮🇸: 🤢 I feel sick.
Finland 🇫🇮: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*
Sweden 🇸🇪: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*
Denmark 🇩🇰: I think I'm about to myself.
Norway 🇳🇴: Go to the toilet then.
Denmark 🇩🇰: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.
Iceland 🇮🇸:
Finland 🇫🇮: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Denmark 🇩🇰: Piss brown.
Iceland 🇮🇸: PISS BROWN?
Sweden 🇸🇪: That doesn't sound healthy.
Norway 🇳🇴: Might wanna get that checked out.
We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :) -Swe 🇸🇪
keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didn’t know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: I’ll think about it
Finland:
