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*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: That's my property.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: How much do I owe?

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Hold on, I can't read the card.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ:

*playing Monopoly Revolution*

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who is tallest and who is tiny

Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6โ€™3โ€ and you cannot convince me otherwise.

Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh itโ€™s probably only Denโ€™s hair that makes him look taller. About 6โ€™2โ€ - 6โ€™3โ€

Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL ๐Ÿ˜ค shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6โ€™0โ€

Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5โ€™8โ€ (although he wishes he was taller)

Finland - The Tiniestโ„ข๏ธ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5โ€™7โ€ - 5โ€™7.5โ€


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ:

*playing Monopoly Revolution*

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*playing monopoly revolution*

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: How much is that one?

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: 3 million.

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: I'll.

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: You'll?

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: I'll :)


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: That says piccadilly.

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: oh.


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: that was smart.


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: That's my property, pay up.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: yea well I don't anymore.


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Turns out ghosts really donโ€™t like me and Nor really doesnโ€™t like ghosts. Also I wasnโ€™t drunk in this video (surprising, I know), Iโ€™m just naturally stupid :) -Den ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: Arson.


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Wow are you already down to 4 million?

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.


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*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: yea but I dont like you

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ:

*playing Monopoly Revolution*

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*playing monopoly revolution*

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: hahahaha I have 15 million.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Well quite frankly I don't care.


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How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?

Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.

Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)

Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the โ€œperfect carโ€ only to lose immediately. Canโ€™t drive for shit but he still tries

Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesnโ€™t crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th

Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.


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Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ:

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Stop Throwing Lettuce Into The Void!

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Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Quick! We need more seaweed!

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Sorry I'm not really into weed.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ:

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: Quick! We Need More Seaweed!

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I do not need help you hooligan!-๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ

Youโ€™re the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿคš

-Den ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ


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Den I hope you know that I still wish youโ€™d die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because theyโ€™ve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿฆ‡

Den I Hope You Know That I Still Wish Youโ€™d Die Under Mysterious Circumstances So I Can Use The Detective
Den I Hope You Know That I Still Wish Youโ€™d Die Under Mysterious Circumstances So I Can Use The Detective

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Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: You're just what?

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Chopping a cucumber.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด:

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: I Wish I Was Vibing In The Corner Instead I'm Just Chopping A Cucumber.

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Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: Come on! We just need one more dish!

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: T_T


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Iceland! What have you been up to lately?

Iceland: Well, Iโ€™ve been trying to learn guitar but... Itโ€™s not going that great

Norway: I offered to help him but heโ€™s a stubborn little bitch who thinks heโ€™ll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time

Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?

Norway: You know I love you really

Iceland:

Iceland! What Have You Been Up To Lately?

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Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out ๐Ÿฅบ

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Well-

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Stop Just Standing There, Holding Cucumbers!

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Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: oh god I fucked that up I hate my life.

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: not to flex but I think I hate my life less than you do.


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*playing fall guys together*

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: Who are you watching?

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: I'm watching Denmark.

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: Watch me instead.

*2 seconds later*

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: Actually don't watch me. It's really embarrassing >///<


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Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: *immediately dies*

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: I'm disowning you.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ:

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Please Don't Be The First To Die Or I'll Disown You.

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Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Win or I'll piss.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: You'll have to piss then.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: You really don't want me to do that.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: I kinda do tho.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: ๐Ÿ‘€

*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: ๐Ÿคข I feel sick.

Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*


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Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: I think I'm about to myself.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Go to the toilet then.

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ:

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: I Think I'm About To Myself.

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Finland ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?

Denmark ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ: Piss brown.

Iceland ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ: PISS BROWN?

Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช: That doesn't sound healthy.

Norway ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด: Might wanna get that checked out.


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keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)

ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?

Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...

Finland: Wait... You were being serious?

Sweden: 100%

Finland: I... I didnโ€™t know that, I thought you were joking...

Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?

Finland: ... Maybe...

Sweden: Iโ€™ll think about it

Finland:

Ok So We Know When Denmark And Norway Are Getting Married... How About Sweden And Finland?

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