Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: That's my property.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: How much do I owe?
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Hold on, I can't read the card.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Well I don't have to pay if you can't read it. :)
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ:
who is tallest and who is tiny
Denmark - TALL BASTARD. At least 6โ3โ and you cannot convince me otherwise.
Sweden - ALSO A TALL BASTARD but very slightly shorter than Den. Tbh itโs probably only Denโs hair that makes him look taller. About 6โ2โ - 6โ3โ
Norway - NOT TINY. I like my Norwegians TALL ๐ค shorter than Den and Swe but not that much shorter, about 6โ0โ
Iceland - Average (by Icelandic standards anyway), about 5โ8โ (although he wishes he was taller)
Finland - The Tiniestโข๏ธ (but he can and will destroy you), not by much tho, about 5โ7โ - 5โ7.5โ
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: No I typed that wrong, 180k not 780k.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: That's the third time you've almost accidentally given someone more than they needed.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: I'm just so rich, I'm desperate to give all my money away.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: How much is that one?
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: 3 million.
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: I'll.
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: You'll?
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: I'll :)
*playing monopoly revolution*
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: Which one is that one? Wait, picaldy?
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: That says piccadilly.
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: oh.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: ughhhhh $1mil super tax.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: you're going to roll a 5 next and land on income tax.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: I almost took $5mil off myself cause you said 5.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: that was smart.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: That's my property, pay up.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: Why don't you take all my money then, I'll just leave.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: You were the one who wanted to play monopoly.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: yea well I don't anymore.
Turns out ghosts really donโt like me and Nor really doesnโt like ghosts. Also I wasnโt drunk in this video (surprising, I know), Iโm just naturally stupid :) -Den ๐ฉ๐ฐ
*playing monopoly revolution*
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: This is the 6th time you've been in jail, what have you been doing with your life?
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: Arson.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: Wow are you already down to 4 million?
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Well I thought I had 3 million so that's a win for me.
*playing monopoly revolution*
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: That's mine, 1.4 million please. :)
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: *yeets dice across the room in frustration*
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: you have like 18 million, that shouldn't be a big deal.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: yea but I dont like you
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ:
*playing monopoly revolution*
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: I'll just bail myself out of jail, I have 10 million I can afford it.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: hahahaha I have 15 million.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: Well quite frankly I don't care.
How does a game of Mario Kart usually go down with you guys?
Iceland - Absolutely the best at the game, knows all the short cuts and tricks, always has the best car, always comes 1st in every single race.
Finland - A close second to Ice, VERY COMPETITIVE, usually it gets personal between the two and grudges are formed (but are only brought up during the next game)
Denmark - Spends about an hour picking the โperfect carโ only to lose immediately. Canโt drive for shit but he still tries
Sweden - Drives a bit too carefully, pretty slow but he doesnโt crash a lot, usually comes in a solid 5th
Norway - Gets hit by literally anything and everything, even stray green shells, has a severe hatred for banana peels and will try desperately to avoid them but still hits them anyway. 8th on a good day.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: Stop throwing lettuce into the void!
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Sorry, I just really hate vegetables.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ:
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: Quick! We need more seaweed!
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Sorry I'm not really into weed.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ:
I do not need help you hooligan!-๐ฆ๐ฝ
Youโre the one who said you wanted to castrate me for flirting with my own boyfriend ๐๐ค
-Den ๐ฉ๐ฐ
Den I hope you know that I still wish youโd die under mysterious circumstances so I can use the detective kit sealand got for Christmas last year to find out who did and.... send them a gift basket because theyโve finally did the one thing I never could delete a Dane.-๐ฆ๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: I wish I was vibing in the corner instead I'm just chopping a cucumber.
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: You're just what?
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Chopping a cucumber.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: I wish I was vibing in the corner, instead I'm just cumming.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด:
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: Come on! We just need one more dish!
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: I TRIPPED ON A FUCKING CUCUMBER.
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: T_T
Iceland! What have you been up to lately?
Iceland: Well, Iโve been trying to learn guitar but... Itโs not going that great
Norway: I offered to help him but heโs a stubborn little bitch who thinks heโll be able to play welcome to the black parade 2 days after picking up a guitar for the first time
Iceland: ... Why are you so mean to me?
Norway: You know I love you really
Iceland:
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Stop just standing there, holding cucumbers!
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Do you not like it when I get my cucumber out ๐ฅบ
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Well-
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: oh god I fucked that up I hate my life.
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: not to flex but I think I hate my life less than you do.
*playing fall guys together*
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: Who are you watching?
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: I'm watching Denmark.
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: Watch me instead.
*2 seconds later*
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: Actually don't watch me. It's really embarrassing >///<
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Please don't be the first to die or I'll disown you.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: *immediately dies*
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: I'm disowning you.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ:
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Win or I'll piss.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: You'll have to piss then.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: You really don't want me to do that.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: I kinda do tho.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: ๐
*people who accidentally overheard the conversation*
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: ๐คข I feel sick.
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: *silence* *insert cricket noises here*
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: *removes glasses* *puts in earplugs*
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: I think I'm about to myself.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Go to the toilet then.
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: No it's fine, I'm a gamer.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ:
Finland ๐ซ๐ฎ: If you could dye your hair any colour, what would it be?
Denmark ๐ฉ๐ฐ: Piss brown.
Iceland ๐ฎ๐ธ: PISS BROWN?
Sweden ๐ธ๐ช: That doesn't sound healthy.
Norway ๐ณ๐ด: Might wanna get that checked out.
We just had to find the perfect location for our wedding - obviously in a dark ravine was the best choice :)ย -Swe ๐ธ๐ช
keep an eye out for the wedding later ;)
ok so we know when denmark and norway are getting married... how about sweden and finland?
Sweden: Well, technically I already proposed to Fin when I offered him the cave flower in one of the first Minecraft videos, and he rejected me so...
Finland: Wait... You were being serious?
Sweden: 100%
Finland: I... I didnโt know that, I thought you were joking...
Sweden: Do you want me to ask you again?
Finland: ... Maybe...
Sweden: Iโll think about it
Finland: