Aph Nordic 5 - Blog Posts

everyone talks about uncle denmark where is the uncle norway solidarity

they sleeb (based on the chibi art by hima)

i feel like i draw estonia so i have an excuse to draw the mochis

*playing golf around*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *wearing a traffic cone hat*

Sweden 🇸🇪: Nice cone

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man, I’m a hazard

*playing unrailed, in the snow biome*

Finland 🇫🇮: Omg look it’s an abominable snobibbie

Sweden 🇸🇪: It’s a what now?

Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me- omfg he’s stealing our rails

Sweden 🇸🇪: No he doesn’t steal rails he just stomps

Finland 🇫🇮: Don’t stomp me bitch I’ll fucking drop kick you

Sweden 🇸🇪:

So, we recently all sat down to play pictionary together - we couldn’t record it, but here are some of our ✨beautiful✨ drawings! I’ll be impressed if anyone can figure out what they’re supposed to be because honestly I can’t remember :D

-Den 🇩🇰

(also, we played heads up, and i would just like to show you this specific clip cause i think it’s funny and also relevant

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: *waiting for Finland to load in*

Finland 🇫🇮: *half loads in*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Oh shit you’re levitating

Finland 🇫🇮: As I should be, I am god

*playing unrailed*

Sweden 🇸🇪: *stacking pieces of wood*

Finland 🇫🇮: That’s some long wood you got there

Sweden 🇸🇪: Excuse me

Finland 🇫🇮: You heard me

Sweden 🇸🇪:

If these questions were for spirits then they're perfect for you!

Are you a pussy? -Cer

Do you like pussy? -Cer

Do you have a nice ass? -Liz

Nice stream by the way.

Omg I ask those questions all the time :O

-Den 🇩🇰

(Thank you uwu)

https://discord.gg/UX29aH5RdJ 

This is the upright Phasmophobia knife of good luck

Join the Gaymer Nordic Gang Discord server today for 5 years of good luck 

https://discord.gg/UX29aH5RdJ

(also, we are streaming phasmo at the time of posting, so if you’re quick you can vibe with us :D)

*playing phasmophobia, during a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰:

Norway 🇳🇴:

Denmark 🇩🇰: If I was a sussy baka, what-

Norway 🇳🇴: Shut the fuck up right now or I’ll sacrifice you to the ghost

Denmark 🇩🇰:

*playing fall guys squads*

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shit I got pushed off by a blueberry

Iceland 🇮🇸: Great, now all of us have fell off except Den, Den please win

Denmark 🇩🇰: *immediately gets hit* oh fuck i’ve been fUCKING BEBBIED

Iceland 🇮🇸:

I really don’t know why Ice chose me to be his emotional support while playing this game. Part of me isn’t complaining, part of me is because I almost died from multiple heart attacks.

-Nor 🇳🇴

To celebrate 200 followers, me and Ice went to an arcade! It was really cool being back in an arcade since they’ve all been closed for so long 😩 Hope you guys enjoy this video as much as we enjoyed our day out :D

-Den 🇩🇰

(Fun fact - we didn’t actually go out to record, we just happened to hit 200 while we were there and I had big brain idea to make our trip into a celebration video 😎

Also partial face reveal because we’re both useless at recording

-Lizard 🦎)

Okay so, uh, we just hit 200 followers, which is absolutely insane

We weren’t expecting to hit 200 anywhere near as quickly as we did, we love all of you so much, thank you for supporting us and our shenanigans!

We have a ✨different kind of video✨ planned for a celebration, but we only recorded it yesterday so it’s still in the works lmfao - hopefully it’ll be out tomorrow so keep an eye out!

Again, thank you so much for all your support, it means the world to both of us <3

-Lizard 🦎 & Cereal 🥣

*playing phasmophobia*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Hey. HEY.

Norway 🇳🇴: What the fuck do you want?

Denmark 🇩🇰: Nice boobs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Norway 🇳🇴: ಠ_ಠ

Denmark 🇩🇰: What?

Norway 🇳🇴: Stay the fuck away from me. *hides in locker*

Denmark 🇩🇰: you think you can escape me?

Norway 🇳🇴:

*playing monopoly revolution*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thats mine, 260k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: Ugh, fine *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks man

Norway 🇳🇴: Usually I’d say no problem, but actually this time it is a problem

*later in the game*

Denmark 🇩🇰: 500k please :)

Norway 🇳🇴: *pays*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Thanks

Norway 🇳🇴: Problem.

*playing phasmophobia, after a hunt*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Guys I fucking died. Again.

Norway 🇳🇴: That was expected.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Can someone take a picture of his body I aint going in that house.

Norway 🇳🇴: *walks into house* Where's your body-

Denmark 🇩🇰: ...

Norway 🇳🇴: That's a beauty.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Wow. The ghost hated you so much it sliced your face in half.

Denmark 🇩🇰: I will clobber you.

Who's the strongest out of you all?

Kinda depends on what you mean exactly

Physically, it’s a tie between Denmark and Sweden

Emotionally, it’s Finland

Wait, who said you were annoying? I'd say just energetic is accurate, some may find it annoying but it isn't actually annoying.

- Tallinn ( @ask-hws-eesti-ja-tallinn )

Aw, no, it was just Norway as per usual, I know he doesn’t really mean it but it was nice to hear it straight from his mouth that he doesn’t actually think I’m that annoying :’)

Thank you tho 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

What is the best compliment you have ever received?

Nor once told me I wasn’t actually that annoying

I cried 🥺

-Den 🇩🇰

In honour of me forgetting it is Iceland’s birthday today 😔✌

Happy birthday ice bby <3

at least i was right about it turning out terrible lmfao

In your opinion, what is the best games console?

All of us are actually PC gamers! Most of the games we play are on steam (although that doesn’t mean I can’t kick everyone’s asses at wii games, specifically mario kart 😤)

-Ice 🇮🇸

I'd like to imagine that Denmark is just scarily good at social deduction games like Town of Salem and Among Us even thought you wouldn't expect him to be. Being charismatic and a bit aggressive when you need to be and having ppl wrongly assume you're too stupid to lie is a huge advantage to have.

Damn bro why you gotta expose me like that

Here I was, sure I had everyone convinced I was a complete idiot 😔

-Den 🇩🇰

(I actually like this a lot 👀 bonus - Norway is actually the one that can’t lie for shit, because the one time he can’t keep a straight face is when he’s lying, so he usually gets caught out pretty quickly

-Lizard 🦎)

*playing fall guys*

Norway 🇳🇴: I’m going to dress as a piece of cheese this time

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I smelled like cheese, what then?

Norway 🇳🇴: I’d simply never talk to you ever again

Denmark 🇩🇰: What if I put on my cheese scented cologne?

Norway 🇳🇴: I would kill you if you came within 10 feet of me

Denmark 🇩🇰: but I’m a man of fragrance

*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win

Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best

Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won

Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shut up, you smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wasn’t talking to you

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh

Norway 🇳🇴: I take it back you don’t smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s too late, the damage has already been done 😔

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: Let’s all dress as fruits this time, I’ll be a melon

Norway 🇳🇴: *dresses as a bee*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Ah yes, my favourite fruit,

✨bees✨

*playing fall guys, specifically hex-a-gone*

Denmark 🇩🇰: This layer is yellow I want to make it into strips so it looks like spaghetti

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sgetti layer

Denmark 🇩🇰: NO SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY SGETTI

Iceland 🇮🇸: No one respects the sgetti grind these days 😔

What better way to spend your birthday than playing an extremely annoying game with an extremely annoying person? 

-Sve 🇸🇪