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*playing fall guys*

Iceland 🇮🇸: Come on, be a gamer and win

Finland 🇫🇮: Ill try my best

Finland 🇫🇮: *immediately dies*

Norway 🇳🇴: That wasn’t very gamer of you

Denmark 🇩🇰: Yeah if you were me you would’ve won

Sweden 🇸🇪: At least you tried

*playing fall guys*

Denmark 🇩🇰: YOU JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE EDGE

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh shut up, you smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: I wasn’t talking to you

Norway 🇳🇴: Oh

Norway 🇳🇴: I take it back you don’t smell like piss

Denmark 🇩🇰: It’s too late, the damage has already been done 😔

*playing fall guys, specifically hex-a-gone*

Denmark 🇩🇰: This layer is yellow I want to make it into strips so it looks like spaghetti

Iceland 🇮🇸: Sgetti layer

Denmark 🇩🇰: NO SOMEONE FUCKED UP MY SGETTI

Iceland 🇮🇸: No one respects the sgetti grind these days 😔

What better way to spend your birthday than playing an extremely annoying game with an extremely annoying person? 

-Sve 🇸🇪

“Happy birthday Denmark! I’m not even going to try and pronounce those danish words. Anyways, I got you a gift mate!”

CRYING

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT I WILL USE IT RIGHT NOW 🥺🥺🥺

I’LL FORGIVE YOU FOR NOT ATTEMPTING THE DANISH

-Den 🇩🇰

suddenly all of this makes sense

also ~hand reveal~

-Lizard 🦎

What or who got you into video games in the first place?

Technically it was me that started it all 😎

I’ve always loved watching gaming youtubers like pewdiepie, markiplier, jacksepticeye, etc, and they were what got me into gaming originally

Then I realised that if I wanted to play multiplayer games, I needed, well, multiple players

First I got Den to play, then Sve (only because I promised to play minecraft with him), then Nor, and then Fin

And then this blog was born :)

-Ice 🇮🇸

*playing mario kart*

Finland 🇫🇮: This track is really short

Sweden 🇸🇪: You’re really short

Finland 🇫🇮:

How Gay Are You? (To everyone/Anyone)

Link to the Nordics’ answers here

Lizard 🦎: like a solid 75% (i’m bi :P)

Cereal 🥣: still figuring it out, society is complicated. :)

Also, happy pride month everyone! Remember that you’re all valid no matter what, whether you’re in the closet or out! And please know that this blog is a safe space, everyone is welcome here :)

Also peep the new pfp ;D

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WHAT ARE DEN AND SVE DOING FOR THEIR BIRTHDAYS

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY GOLF AND CRY (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ ✧ﾟ･: *

-Den 🇩🇰

Have you ever had to stop playing a game because it was too scary? If so then who?

I mean, I don’t like playing scary games in general, so... The only horror game I’ve played is phasmophobia and that’s because I was forced to play it. Every time I try to stop playing it I’m ultimately convinced to play it again against my will. Everyone else seems to love the thrill of horror too much to entirely stop playing any games, even Denmark, which is surprising since he’s just as much of a baby as me.

-Nor 🇳🇴

Have you ever lied about your age?

⚠️Potentially triggering: Drugs and Alcohol mentioned⚠️

Denmark 🇩🇰: No? Why would you need to?

Norway 🇳🇴: I never found a reason to.

Iceland 🇮🇸: Yes, cause I wanted a goldfish, and the closest pet store has an Over 18 rule to by pets.. so...

Sweden 🇸🇪: No.

Finland 🇫🇮: Yes, cause drugs and booze baby.

(Disclaimer: Please don't do drugs kids.)