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Roger Alpheus in glasses.

T-That’s it. That’s the entire post, really.

Do people really expect me to be normal and not fall for Roger when he literally looks like a full-course meal?

Like, I understand that he’s old and is one of the antagonists in the series but uhh… he’s really attractive if you think about it.

He may not be as youthful-looking as Claude, Anastacius or Felix since he probably looks his actual age the most, he has that… silver fox vibe you get from older guy characters, you know?

And I’m kinda digging that vibe from him.

Shame me all you want but I’m being honest with my attraction towards him. I mean, have you read the fanfics I wrote featuring him and Anastacius?

It’s too late to save me now. I am officially physically attracted to all the men in WMMAP, and that includes Roger obviously.

And I know for a fact that you guys at one point were questioning yourselves when he wore his glasses for the first time. Believe me, I’ve been there.

I… feel like before Duke Robane appeared, the silver fox lovers were just clinging onto this man and the thought of it makes me w h e e z e.

Anyway, that’s it from me!

Sincerely, a Mister White lover.

Lmao wasn’t Evan a horrible person in canon? Not even like a funeralpllllll likes him 🤣

y'all are so fucking stupid. idk in what language you need to hear that i couldn't give less of a fuck about canon evan rosier can rearrange mine and barty's insides any day of the week