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Harry Potter Quotes - Blog Posts
“There’s no need to call me sir, professor”
Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad
Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?
Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too
Hermione: …
Ron: …
Hermione: you already are..
Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’
Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya
The ones that left us never really leave us
Sirius Black (PoA)
In Dumbledore’s Office
Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?
Fred: To get to the idiots house.
Fred: Knock, Knock.
Dumbledore: Who’s there.
Fred: The Chicken.
Dumbledore: ...
Fred: ...
Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.
Fred: What?
Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.
Oops?
Is it bad that sometimes out of the middle of no where I quote a line from Harry Potter.
Christmas At My House
Me: Hey mom, can I open this present.
Mom: Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.
Me: ...
Mom: Don’t even..
Me: I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!
My Family: (Dying inside)
Me: In Azkaban!
Umbridge: What do you want Snape?
Snape: I wanted to say something.
Umbridge: Well go ahead.
Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.
Harry:😂
Lucius: I’m old.
Draco: ...
Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”
Draco: But you are old father.
"Potter!Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?"
Draco
This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well