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1 year ago

Hey, I have a art request, if you even take requests 😅. So, I don’t know if you ship it, but I’m a HUGE Drarry fan, like. Live of Drarry, and I would LOVE to see sum Drarry fanart in your art style. Btw I love your style! It’s so beautiful and inspirational! Don’t ever stop! ❤️❤️❤️

Hey, I Have A Art Request, If You Even Take Requests 😅. So, I Don’t Know If You Ship It, But I’m
Hey, I Have A Art Request, If You Even Take Requests 😅. So, I Don’t Know If You Ship It, But I’m

Have a Drarry meme pookie <3 I don't have a designated set of ships so you're fine bro!!


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just... JUST!!! watch till the end and you will die out of laughter! Seriously I love this


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4 years ago

Sometimes ur family is you, ur wife, ur kids, and ur family bear, and that old guy and his mule that come from the prospector town to bring goods to ur log cabin on his way through the mountains


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8 months ago

harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free


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1 year ago

I saw these on pinterest and I just f#cking started laughing my ass off 😭

I Saw These On Pinterest And I Just F#cking Started Laughing My Ass Off 😭
I Saw These On Pinterest And I Just F#cking Started Laughing My Ass Off 😭
I Saw These On Pinterest And I Just F#cking Started Laughing My Ass Off 😭
I Saw These On Pinterest And I Just F#cking Started Laughing My Ass Off 😭

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4 months ago

HELP HAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

Ngl they'll make great enemies with benefits

"No hate; but I wonder why people would ship Snirius. How would that even happen?", I asked my s/o. This is what he answered:

"No Hate; But I Wonder Why People Would Ship Snirius. How Would That Even Happen?", I Asked My S/o. This

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2 months ago

3 Swords Demon And His Magical Son 3

Draco: *talking about quidditch* You’ll lose, so you might as well be waving a white-

Ron: *raised by King Of Hell Zoro, King Pirate Luffy and The Straw Hat “Monster Crew” Ship in the New World* The only thing I’ll be waving is your decapitated head on a stick if front of your weeping mother!

Draco:

Gryffindor Quidditch Team: Good lord


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2 months ago

Sacred 28 VS The Sacred 28 6

Draco: *throws himself in a puddle*

Neville: *sleeping in a huge flower*

Luna: *Stacking rocks together to make a cave*

Abbott: *healing people with her glowing aura while following Madam Pomfrey*

Hermione: What the…?

Flint: *sitting next to Ginny while on fire*

Ginny: *a sleeping bear*

Ron: *voice magically changing to other people’s voices- people he had talked to* Ah, its that time of year.

Hermione: ???

Ron: Creature inheritance

Hermione: What in blazing hell is a creature in-

Harry: Oh shit! Oh shit! *skids in front of them* A statue just talked to me! It wanted kids!? It wanted me to give it kids?! *freaking out* I can’t give it kids! I’mma kid!

Ron: Welcome to the wizarding world of The Sacred 28


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2 months ago

Lily’s Ghost That Haunts 6

(Movie Hp meets My AU Hp)

AU Hermione: *looks at m.Hermione in horror* No way…I seem so…ugh perfect. Burn it Ron.

Movie Hermione: Excuse me!?*looks affronted*

Au Hermione: You’re excuse.

The Harrys: *circling each other like feral cats*

AU Harry: *suddenly freezes* Something just happened

AU Harry: *runs to the Hogwarts’ courtyard* Ron Bilus!

Movie Harry: ???

(Courtyard)

*AU Ron being choked in the air by the collar- by m.Ron’s hand- as he chokes m.Ron around the neck with his legs*

Hogwart’s Students: Fight! Fight! Fight!

Twins: Step right up!

Fred: Place your bets!

George: Choose your Ronnie!

AU Hermione: How dare!

Movie H&H: *sighs

AU Hermione: Why didn’t anyone tell me, we’re betting on Ron?! *pulls out a gallon*

AU Harry: *pulls out 30 gallons then shrugs when stared at* Can’t bet them? Join them

Ginny: Come on Ronnie! I got 20 gallons riding on you!

Percy: Show that faker who’s boss! *handing a surprise Fred 40 gallons*

Professor Trelawney: Ah! I was wondering why I got Evan’s old vision this year. *takes a sip of her flask with a chuckle* Put down for 60 on our worlds Ronald. Just like Lily.

Movie H&H: Bloody Hell?


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2 months ago

Lily’s Ghost That Hunts Them 6

Draco: *smiles smugly*

Filch: *enrage* Listen here you lil’shit-

Hermione: *holding Harry back*

(A loud whistle)

All: *looks arounds* ???

(A gigantic boulder hit the ground between them all, inches from their noise)

Filch: Lily Evens! She has returned! *takes off screaming*

Draco: *piss his pants, sobbing*

(2 minutes earlier)

Ron: *levitating a gigantic boulder from his dorm’s window* Is this good?

Neville: *using Ron’s binoculars* A little more to the right.

Ron: Got it!

Seamus: *panicking a little* Whatchu got there?

Ron/Neville: A smoothie. *takes a sip out of their cup*


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2 months ago

im stalking your page because i found a ron weasley lily evans post and i couldnt stop laughig oh my gosh

*screeches* Thank you!!!! I'm glad you're having gas (old slang for fun- I believe) with the HP dabbles!


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2 months ago

Sacred 28 Vs The Sacred 28 5

Hermione: I wonder what would happen if the The Sacred 28 just…disappears

Ron: *mindlessly* We’ll all die a horrible death.

Hermione: *is confusion*

Ron: And the streets will be run by magical creatures. They’ll be screaming like it’s the end of the world. Yelling about “monsters” and the devil was coming to saw their legs off. Totally unhinged.

Hermione:

Ron: They’ll be like dogs without horses. They’ll be running wild.


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2 months ago

Lily’s Ghost that Hunts them 5

Ron: *complaining about a Karen at his summer job in the hospital* She came at me a; ‘No. You can’t be a nurse, you’re not wearing the uniform’.

Lavender: Oof.

Kellen: *mumbles* This is why I work with animals.

Ron: Should have join you. I mean what did that lady expect? The uniform to be a slutty nurse outfit? *cracks the table with a bang of his fist* Get over it Stacy.

Professor Slughorn: *pause, turns around and walks out of the classroom* Not to day Satan.

(Marauder’s era)

Lily: *complains about her job because of a karen*

Her dorm mates: *nods in understanding*

Lily: What did she expect? Us to be wearing slutty maid uniforms? Come on Susie. *bangs her fist, cracking the table* Get with the program.

Professor Slughorn: *jumps and spills hot tea on his pants*


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2 months ago

Sacred 28 vs The Sacred 28 3

Draco: *being a brat* Oh look, it a she-weasley. Red hair, fr-

Ginny: *doesn’t spare him a glance as she runs by him* Oh look, it a dumb bitch who can't tie his shoes.

Draco: *flabbergasted* E-excuse me?! Once my father-

Ron: Your father couldn't find his way out a paper bag *jumps over his head to catch his sister* Ginny, back off! It my day to be with Harry!

Ginny: *farther down the hall, cackling* Suck it bitch!

Draco: *taken back, confused but still trying to gain his footing* I-I'll have you know, my father and I are part of-

George: *pops out from Draco’s right side* You guys aren't even that high on the pure-blood list

Fred: *pops up from the left* On either list to be exact.

Twins: *takes off placing bets on their younger siblings*

Draco: *fumbling for the last word* How dare-

Percy: *speed walking past to get his siblings* Oh hush child of the ninth branch of the 18th house. You're in the presence of the fourth branch of the 10th house

Pansy: *facepalms*


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2 months ago

Lily’s Ghost That Haunts Them 4

(Fifth Year Golden Trio Era)

Seamus: Fuck, fuck, fuck! *running for his life*

Dean: Don’t look back! Don’t look back! *racing after him*

Neville: *following after in tears* I can’t believe I let you talk me into this!

Hermione: *the one tugging him to keep you* You can’t believe?! What about me? I can’t die like this! I haven’t graduated yet!

Harry: *stumbling as he runs backwards try to calm a fuming Ron* N-now Ronnie. It was j-just a joke. Just a joke! *trips over his feet* ITS A JOKE!

Ron: *looks like an off brand Poison Ivy* I’M GOING TO KILL YOU BASTARDS!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

Flitwick: *watching them as he drink his tea* Ah to be young again.*Pause for a minute* Now where did I see this before?

(Fifth Year Marauders Era)

Sirius: Fuck! *running for his life*

Severus: Oh by jovi *races after him*

Peter: Why god, why? *in tears following*

Remus: You idiots! *is the one tugging him along*

James: L-Lily, my love! It w-was just a joke! was*stumbling as he runs backwards until he trips* IT WAS JUST A JOKE!

Lily: *an off brand Poison Ivy* BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Flitwick: *watching them as he drinks his tea* Ah to be young again.


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