Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Role reversal au where everything is the same except Ralph was head of the choir n Jack was just that random kid lmfao
I honestly think they would’ve gotten off island at that first ship, and not bc all of the choir boys would’ve listened to him, but enough of them would yk
Ralph would walk up but instead of being all, “ok we had our aura moment, take off ur capes now” he’d have alr had them undressed so evb is just like oh. More kids. LMFAO
Would Jack be sm more of a brat bc no one’s listening to him? Ofc but yk. He’s just a guy atp
Edit: just realized that if everything was the same, Jack would still be chief. So um, that’s fucking changing too, bc Jack is NOT charismatic like that to have won without support, mf didn’t even win with support lmfao
Would Jack own a cyber truck? Jesus H Christ I horrify myself with these foul ponderments
lord of the flies au where they ac do accidentally summon a religious force that grants them like three wishes is so funny bc:
A) it’s a hundred n ten percent either Roger or Jack doing or at least leading some crazy shit for this to happen
and
B) genuinely think these fuckers would waste this opportunity n wish for the most inane things ever
“Omg Jack we can finally go home-“
“I want a gun maybe. Some sweets-“
“-JACK!”
“hmmmm… and a mansion.”
HELPPPPPPPP
thats so funny help me