Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Semi: How do you always get up at four in the morning so easily without an alarm clock?
Ushijima: Just because I do not own an alarm clock does not mean I wake up without assistance.
Semi: So, what, you have an alarm set on your phone?
Ushijima: Of course not. Tendou always breaks into my room at four in the morning to tell me about the manga he was reading, so I always get up to listen to what he has to say. That is how I start my day.
Semi: How about I tell him to stop because you both should be sleeping.
Ushijima: Absolutely not. He is adorable and always sets my day on the right track. Besides, how else would I get up in the morning for school?
Semi: An alarm-
Ushijima: No. Tendou waking me up is the only way.
- Ushijima and Tendou laying on the ground with the tops of their heads touching -
Ushijima: Why do you insist we lay like this?
Tendou: To test out a theory of mine about mind reading. Okay, what am I thinking about?
Ushijima: I’m not sure. What are you thinking about?
Tendou: No, try to read my mind! I’ll give you a hint: it’s a little abnormal.
Ushijima: Are you thinking about yourself and how abnormally perfect you are?
Tendou, blushing: W-what??
Ushijima: Oh, should I be more specific? How about when you get really happy and you smile so brightly that my heart skips a beat?
Tendou: Wh-
Ushijima: Or when you get excited about a manga chapter you read and you come running to me to tell me about it in the cutest way possible?
Tendou: No, hang on-
Ushijima: Or perhaps you are thinking about how beautiful you look when you’re not trying to impress anyone?
Tendou, choking up: ...I was thinking about a spork but o-okay.