Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Tanaka: Ennoshita, quick! I need your help to find a way to get Kiyoko to notice me!
Ennoshita, who has seen every rom-com and has read many fanfics: Why don't you just date someone else to make her jealous?
Tanaka: You're a genius! But who should I date?
Ennoshita: I'm single and I don't have high standards, so I can do that.
Tanaka: Perfect! Thanks, Ennoshita. I'm gonna go let everyone know that we're dating and see her reaction!
Ennoshita, waving him goodbye: Haha have fun with that.
Ennoshita, internally: Now it's only a matter of time before he falls in love with me.
Noya is suuuper allergic to peanuts, something his team found out when he accidently ate a protein bar absolutely filled with peanuts, and they had to take him to the ER cause he was all swollen and red. Asaahi was almost hypervilating in the car cause he was that stressed while Tanaka was somehow calm enough to start taking pics of Noya, which he used as his actual wallpaper for a while. Since then noone brings anything that contains even the slightest amount of peanut around Noya because they just don't trust him tbh
ARIES: EXTROVERT - NISHINOYA YUU
TAURUS: COOKING SKILLS - SAWAMURA DAICHI
GEMINI: STAYING UP-TO-DATE - SUGAWARA KOSHI
CANCER: LOYAL - AZUMANE ASAHI
LEO: TALENT - KAGEYAMA TOBIO
VIRGO: LOVING SELF-CARE - OIKAWA TORU
LIBRA: ROMANTIC - TANAKA RYUNOSUKE
SCORPIO: MYSTERIOUS - TSUKISHIMA KEI
SAGITTARIUS: ANIMAL LOVER - KUROO TETSURO
CAPRICORN: BEING DRIVEN - HINATA SHOYO
AQUARIUS: BEING QUIRKY - TENDOU SATORI
PISCES: IMAGINATIVE - KENMA KOZUME