Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
no one:
persephone talking about hades:
NO NO NO I CAN'T START SOBBING RN
Athena: what are you doing?
Ares: *quickly slams laptop* writing a book
Athena: really? I didn’t take you as the type, what’s it about?
Ares: war
Athena: eh, figures. Well, I support your Foret into book writing, keep at it.
Ares: *opens up laptop and continues writing* and then the dad tucked his child into bed lovingly and told him, “My son, I’m very proud of you and love you very much. You don’t have anything to prove to me.”
okay, Greek mytho or mytho/fairy tale retellings but with versions other than than the most popular one,
like hades and presophone but with the older version, where shes called kore meaning little girl because she's someone so sinister people are afraid to say her name, posiedon is the god of the underworld and hades some random guy who may and maynot be her love intrest in her quest to overthrowing posidon
aphrodite where shes a war goddess as she was in sparta
older versions of Cinderella and co. than grimms
Do you ever think one of Cerberus heads feels neglected? 3 heads but only 2 hands.
Pensi mai che una delle teste di Cerbero si senta trascurata? 3 teste ma solo 2 mani.
Sisyphus:
Demeter:
Practically all of the gods at some point or another:
hades:
hermes:
odysseus:
Apollo: Hey, Hermes, I've got something to tell you. I'm pan.
Hermes: Ha, I knew it! I've never seen you and goatboy in the same place at the same time!
Apollo: No, godsdamn it I-