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NOBODY FUCKING MOVE ITS POLISH SONADOW
for context i remembered these two exist
seeing this shadow for the first time brought me physical pain i am NOT even kidding
OFC THEY TOOK AWAY HIS GAY HIGHLIGHTS
CANT HAVE SHIT IN THIS COUNTRY
Long day today, ey?
all of a sudden I like women
pamela anderson redraw with mj
criminy crickets there's bazingas
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Had a stroke of chaotic evil genius, eridan strokes the subjugulation fire, gamzee gives tav the gall to beat everyone up, tav existing convinces aa to murder more people, and aa and risks rivalry is world ending
(The chockenscratch says ‘Worlds Worst Power Ship!!!’)
Peak logan look is when the fluffy kitty ears hair has started getting ruffled during a fight, and it's falling over his forehead
“you don’t believe that sex is the most intimate thing that two can do together?” you repeat sukuna’s previous words with a raised eyebrow, skepticism lacing every word you spoke.
“i had concubines before i was devoted to you. do you really think i see intercourse as something significant?” he doesn’t even spare you a glance, all four of his eyes focused on carefully peeling the fruits resting in the bowl in front of him (mangoes, to be specific. a special order he put in with uraume for you). your eyes narrow at his words.
“so you don’t see intercourse with me as something significant?” that earns you a roll of his eyes.
“i don’t recall those words leaving my lips, woman.” he glances at you with a bored look, already much too used to your antics and the nonsensical conclusions you often pulled from his words (“it’s called reading in between the lines, ryo.” you had insisted. he chose not to debate you on it).
he sighs when you go silent, seemingly waiting for an explanation from him that would fix the small pout gracing your lips. he would’ve let you sulk if you were anybody else, but you weren’t.
“i realize the significance humans place on it now that i am yours, but i partook in the act purely for pleasure before you. it was simply to fulfill my fleshly desires.” he doesn’t need to look at you to know that the frown on your face still hasn’t faltered. in fact, the displeased look on your face probably only deepened upon the mention of him being intimate with other women.
“human customs are foolish, that will never change.” his hand lifts to your lips, a cube of mango held delicately between his fingers. he continues speaking only after feeding you the fruit.
“but if my stubborn little wife sees it as something of importance, then it shall be so.” he says the last part with a sense of finality, as if it was a part of his life that he accepted a long, long time ago.
you contemplate his words for a moment, your posture easing against the lavish pillows of your shared bed. you stall on swallowing the piece of fruit on your tongue, considering a question in that ever curious mind of yours.
“what’s significant to you, ryo?”
he pauses for a brief moment but doesn’t answer, simply bringing another piece of fruit up to your lips (whether the action was out of care or to keep your mouth occupied was unclear).
his lack of an answer was as good of an answer as any, though.
this was significant to him. the way he cut and fed you soft fruit with hands that had slaughtered armies, handling you as if you were made of fine china. never yelling, never arguing.
the king of curses devoted himself to you because deep in his heart he acknowledged his subservience to you.
that is what’s significant to him.
Something posessed me and I drew both of these in just 2 days... See TIMELAPSE and WIP here!
Something about Viktor being so confident in this "perfect" body is really interesting to me. He was shown to be always confident in himself, but only in his mind, his knowledge, never his physical body. And in this scene I think that he might expect Jayce to view him the same way he does, that *now* he is perfect, *now* he is worth it, *now* Jayce will surely join him, but no. He was always perfect to Jayce and him doing all these things to people (and later destroying the world...) to achieve something as impossible as perfection doesn't sit right with Jayce. Obviously. (But Jayce ofc fucks off with him later anyway, they just needed to talk it out I guess. Idk, I'm rambling, it's 2 am.)
My Nomad V part 2
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Hi Mr. leopard sarong.
i dont know who needs to see this but. robert culp on laugh-in ❤
so i heard it was fat tiddie tuesday
•Cinderella•
I would break my knuckles and bruise my knees just to hear your name. But you wouldn’t do the same for me cause you’re still in love with a boy who hurts you. [Something that I never could do to you.] I’d cough up my stomaches so you could have pure air in your burning lungs. I have a bullet with your name on it, so when it pierces through my heart, we’ll be together in my dying moment. I’ll wish for the song to slow down, and you’ll wish for it to be Thursday already. I’d give you whatever you wanted; my heart, my love, or my head on a platter. Anything that could make you smile, I’d be happy to tear from my body. But you wouldn’t even want me. When I hear about how they treat you, that’s the first thing that kills me. The second is that you’ve accepted it, that this is your life. The third charming thing is the fact that you'll never look at me the way I look at you. Your mother is cruel, and my father was wicked. We’re cut from the same cloth, two peas in a pod, born for each other. It’s written in every dying star just how much I love you. When I write shitty songs and practice even shittier chords, it’s you on my mind. [Always.] When we met you had red hair and crooked glasses. I was instantly drawn to you. [Like a moth to a flame.] You’re everything to me. Would you give me the time of day? Would you do whatever it takes? Would you kill for me? Would you burn the world to give me a light to sleep by? Would you go as far as I would? Maybe I’m crazy. Maybe I’m manic. Maybe none of this means anything. The only truth I have is that if this was a fairytale, we would be the happy couple, riding off into a rose gold sun. But true love is a hoax and I’m writing to you like you’ll ever see this shit. If you let me, I’d be your prince. [Would you be mine?] No one else’s lips will ever be my one true love’s kiss.
xoxo
--Spencer <3 (always yours.)
I made a uQuiz account just so i could make this quiz. please, come on a journey with me
People.
I just had a random thought a wanted to share.
What if the celebrities have a secret acc in websites like Tumblr and they watch every.single.thing.we.post.
And I am feeling that raw terror you are feeling now.
Thank you and good night. Sweet nightmares.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ROOM OF SWORDS FASTPASS TUMBLR HOW ARE
WE FEELING TONIGHT???????
me: what the fuck is virgin northern european hair? is that like a norwegian person who doesn’t fuck? why does that matter?
me, an entire fucking 20 seconds later when i already had scrolled past: IT’S NOT DYED. IT’S HAIR THAT IS NOT DYED. IT IS HAIR THAT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY BEEN DYED. THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.
why did they ever even attempt to try and make another actor wear a white-blonde wig after orlando bloom in the lotr trilogy. don’t they understand that we peaked 20 years ago and everything else has looked like shit after that
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
FUCK JKR. FUCK HER.
"I don't like JRK but I still love Harry Potter"
You have blood on your hands
Burn your fucking Harry Potter merch or be burned with it.
I'm fucking livid.
THE ORIGINAL, HERE ON MY TUMBLR FEED??
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
