Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
it’s not done yet but I thought I would post the link so people can read the chapters as I finish them
This is the Alive!Mel x Phoebe fanfiction I offered to write for @gracelandtoobaby. I hope everyone who reads it enjoys it
Melody: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Phoebe and I are dating. Phoebe, Lucky, Trevor, and Podcast: *gasp* Melody: Phoebe, why are you surprised?!
Trevor: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked. Podcast: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right? Lucky: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time. Phoebe: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy! Melody: ...put it away.
Podcast: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple... Trevor: I really care about your feelings! Lucky: I really care about YOUR feelings! Podcast, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple... Melody: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL! Phoebe: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Podcast, about Phoebe and Melody: My god, would you two just get a room already? Melody: Excuse me, Podcast? Podcast: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding? Phoebe: ... Lucky: I ship it! Trevor: CAN YOU NOT?
Melody: My level of gay has reached “sighing deeply whenever anything extremely heterosexual happens near me”.
*Trevor teaching Phoebe to drive and taking Melody along for the ride* Trevor: That's a pothole. To the left! Phoebe: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* Melody, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. Phoebe: I don't think that's how the song goes. Trevor, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. Phoebe: Country Roads. Melody: To the place. Phoebe and Melody in unison: I Belong! Trevor, crying harder: What the fuck?
OOOOH I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS SMMM
swap aus my beloved (I’m kinda making one rn and I love when I see others make them) :)))
I’ve had this idea bouncing around my head for a while (although - it’s gone through a few iterations)
I’m FINALLY getting around to fleshing it out, there’s still a lot I’m working the kinks out of, but the general idea is there
I want to make a post dedicated to explaining this au in more depth, but I’ll do that eventually
If there’s an inconsistencies or thing that don’t add up, don’t tell me or I’ll cry and throw up
THEMMMMM
I had to do something so I redrew the scene that broke all our hearts.
BUT DONT WORRY CAUSE EVERYTHING TURNS OUR A- OKAY..... definitely..
(Song is As the World caves in by Matt Maltese)
BONUS- I couldn't decide which song to do for the main drawing so here's some alternate ones! See if you can geuss the songs teheh