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Some pirates, anyone?

Idk how tweets go to the right algorithm or maybe I'm a terrible writer but I have a lil snippet of something I've been working on!

NSFW, wlw steddyhands !!

dude wtf I ship every single one of these ;—;

umm i do NOT have a favourite ship trope idk what ur talking about.

Lucius: So are you a big spoon or a little spoon

Ed: I'm a knife

Stede*from across the room*: hes the little spoon!

ok blackbonnet au where newly divorced stede moves into a divorced guy apartment complex and he’s super helpless bc he’s never lived by himself and he’s soooooo stupid ❤️ and he meets lucius who takes pity on this sweet dumb idiot and takes stede clubbing so stede can have some fun ! let off some steam and grind on strangers !!

and stede is wary but ppl do have fun rave outfits and fun drinks and then he sees ed dancing on the bar full coyote ugly style taking shots and stede’s thirst is Activated so lucius pushes him to the bar and ed feeds stede a shot ;-;

and he dances with ed all night long and ed tries so hard to take him home but stede is a Gentlemen thank u and asks ed on a proper date

A person in 2 months can make you feel what a person in 2 years couldn’t. Time means nothing, character does.

world hard and cold, stiddies soft and warm

one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.

if ed doesn’t kiss stede on his sweet nose and then give him a little boop i think i will die

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Dubious Ethics, Masturbation, Nipple Licking, Gentleness, Unconsciousness, Season 1 Episode 4, Ed Being a Gentlemen as Best He Can, Ed was Half in Love with Stede Before They Even Spoke, Stede Looks so Soft and Touchable, Stede Would be Scandalized and Flattered Summary:

Ed generally doesn’t make a habit of feeling up feverish, near gutted men, and he especially doesn’t make a habit of touching men who are too unconscious to touch him back. He knows this isn’t something he should be doing.

But the knowing is abstract, swirling oil black in water. The touching is intimate, and real, and when Ed slips his palms over Stede’s shoulders, sliding them until his fingertips settle in the dips of Stede’s ribs, he marvels at how right it feels. How good, how correct. The idea of wrong is at the bottom of the fucking ocean.

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Or: Ed doesn’t keep his hands to himself while watching over the injured Gentlemen Pirate.

lucius: are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

ed: i’m a knife 🔪

stede, from across the ship: he’s a little spoon

“Stop!! You can’t ship that!! It would be toxic!! :(“

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sketch by @2mucheyeliner you can find it in our RedBubble shop :)

I cant resist first quick sketch, made with love

#they will always come back to each other

Another one before season 2 :)

Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 1.

didnt feel like drawing the other arm🤟

Ed: Stop doing that.

Stede: Stop doing what?

Ed: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

Pov: Stede finds Ed after season 1

1989 and ofmd have a few too many parallels for the last episode to just so happened to have lined up with the release of 1989 tv…. i see you ofmd marketing team

My reaction to this video is just

Hey guys I did a thing.

I've been working on this since October, and I'm glad to say it's finally done. With a heavy heart I say I deeply love this show and am sad there's no renewal.

That being said, I figured we all deserve to have our own pity party. So here's my new OFMD FMV

Our you can click the link here

getting handsy…

Made this to celebrate ofmd s2 release... those who get it get it...

bcus merman stede

this is a masterpiece.

Has this been done yet