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Mortarion scoffing when you first offer only for him to grab you and hold u up to his rank pussy.
The boy stank is so bad ur eyes water, and he says he won't let you go till u get him off. Dosent sound awful until your jaw is sore, your eyes are burnt, and he says he's not even close.
You think you lost your sense of smell, and so you started to think this was manageable until
*Ppppffffftttttt, Bbbbbbbraaaap*
A new toxic smell completely overtakes you, and Morty shoves you even deeper with his tummy gurgling...
Everyone talks about how the Primarchs would eat pussy (myself included,) but how would you eat Primarch pussy?
Fulgrim fucks your face, holding you in place while you eat him out, moaning about how good you are, how sweet you are, and how hard he's going to peg you later.
You insist on Sanguinius sitting on your face on the pretense that you don't want his wings to be uncomfortable. His strong thighs shudder on either side of your face as you eat him out, struggling not to put his full weight on your face.
For you 40k fans, you offer Roboute Guilliman some stress relief from running the Empire. After a full-body massage so he's relaxed and loose, you get under him and eat his pussy until your jaw is sore and he's sobbing with gratitude.
Have I rb'd this before? Ehh ask me anyway!
(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)
On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?
What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)
Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?
Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?
What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)
How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?
Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?
How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?
Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?
Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?
Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?
What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?
What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?
How do you feel about fart humour in media?
Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?
Describe your favourite type of fart.
Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?
Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?
When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?
Clothed or naked?
Embarrassed or shameless?
Silent or loud?
Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?
Hi Tumblr/anons!!
This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3
It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!
Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk
The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!
Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀