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I still can’t get over how Naruto is literally named after the little pink spiral thingies you get in ramen noodles
the western equivalent would be like naming your kid fucking Crouton
If you're not on Twitter following the fake Twitter Blue accounts drama... I'd say i feel bad for you but I'm providing you with the best screenshots here so you don't have to feel left out
The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935
Finally accepting that gap between my teeth🤍
Took a long time but here I am🦩
A SONG FOR EVERYDAY ~:)
hey spongebob i think your green ghostly friend decided to join the team
watch out squidward
forgot to share a funny i did
yeah having sex with someone is cool and all
but have you ever made your own legs shake ?
SO THIS DUDE SENT MY LITTLE SISTER A FUCKING CREEPY ASS MESSAGE, IN REPLY WE DEAD ASS SENT THIS DUDE THE WHOLE ASS MOVIE SCRIPT TO THE LEGO NINJAGO MOVIE AND BLOCKED HIM IMIDIATELY!
Zetsu: Four months...
Kakuzu: What are they talking about?
Sasori: Just wait...
(Y/n): Zets, honey it's not that big of a deal.
Zetsu: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
NO BECAUSE WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE!?
I AM HOWELING WTF
Kisame and Itachi do be looking good tho-
Person: hey why don't you just draw from memory!?
What I remember:
VS
What I get:
Naruto various funny scenarios with (Y/N)
I am gonna hate myself after this.
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Sasuke reading a paper aloud as team 7 walks:' A group of students play 'Hide-and-seek' In the fine arts center at 11pm, which caused a faculty member to call the village ninja. The ninja arrived but were not able to find the students.'
(Y/n): They just made it a higher stakes game of hide and seek. When no one wants to play just hide and see if the ninja finds you, they win, if they don't find you. Missing person's report!
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Teen (Y/n): I like people who both hate themselves with a burning passion and think they can effortlessly surpass God at the same time.
Teen Gaara: What is your problem today?
Teen (Y/n): Shut the fuck up, you're one of those people bitch.
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Teen (Y/n): I just now realized that marriage it like the buddy-buddy system that we were taught in elementary school but permanent.
Might Gai: That is a very enlightening observation!
Teen (Y/n): I am never getting married
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Teen (Y/N): I was walking home from a mission from the Sand Village and along the way I overheard a group of kids checking out a field of pumpkins, but in the very middle is this huge ass pumpkin that is like 3 times my size. But this little as kid looks at her brother and points to the pumpkin and goes- "Look Hago, this pumpkin is ALMOST as big as your FUCKING EGO"
And I swear to God Hago looked so hurt and betrayed.
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Teen (Y/N) standing in a tree spouting nonsense: I understand why you get so mad when people tell you to calm down during a fight because I got into an argument with Neji today and Rock Lee put his hand on my head and said, "Take a minute to breathe" On God, I almost threw that caterpillar, bug eyed mother fucker into the Mediterranean.
Akatsuki Sasuke: Now you know how I felt when you told me to calm down-
Teen (Y/n): This isn't about you.
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Teen (Y/n): I can't stop thinking about people who first ate mushrooms that they just randomly found and had to go through trial and error of like- " This one tastes like beef, this one killed Marada almost immediately and this one makes you see Hirishima for a week."
Itachi: What is your problem?
Teen (Y/n): You locked me in this room for the past 30 minutes.