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Duccio gets thrown out
Pt. 1
An Assassin's creed of bel air headcanon
Claudia was upset that day, she came home late almost saddened. Her brother Ezio and the other assassins came to try and help comfort her, but with Duccio around...
Claudia: oh ezio! Why must I have such a hard time with men! Even in the future my luck is absolutely dreadful...
Ezio: *Hugs Claudia* it is ok Claudia, you will be ok.
Desmond: I still can't believe those @$$holes at the store just harassed you like that.
Rebecca: listen Claudia men can be @$$holes sometimes, some worst then others. Like take Shaun for example. Sometimes I wanna punch him so hard in the face when he's being negative all the time, but at least he's not publicly harassing me.
Shaun: exactly... wait. HEY!
Claudia: men are just pigs... oh! No offence to you all!
Arno: It's ok Claudia, we understand.
Jacob: ya, some of us men are just bloody @$$es.
Evie: some, are more annoying then others, but yes.
Jacob: exactly! ...wait. HEY!
Leonardo:everything will be fine Claudia *hugs Claudia*
Claudia: thank you. Thank you all.
Duccio walks in.
Duccio: what's going on here?
Altair: no.
Duccio: what?
Altair: OUT!
Duccio: che cosa! (What) why?!
Altair: You will only make this manner worse, I know it.
Duccio: I just want to know what's happening, that's all, promise! *raises his left arm up and right arm on his chest*
Connor: just tell him, he'll just keep bugging us till we do tell him.
Altair: ... *crosses his arms* Claudia was harassed by men today at the store.
Claudia: not like you care.
Duccio: well I could always get a marriage license.
Everyone was confused at what Duccio had just said.
Edward: ...what?
Duccio: so she doesn't get harassed by men so much. That is if she performs on the test drive.
Everyone in the room went silent for a moment speechless to what Duccio had suggested.
Claudia: >=( ...
Leonardo: *hold Claudia closer to him* Ezio... Get him. >=|
Ezio walked over to Duccio and grabbed him by the back collar of his shirt and started angrily dragging him to the front of the house.
Duccio: WHAT I DID DO?!! WHAT DID I DO?!!
Jacob gladly opened the front door of the house holding it like he was holding it for someone (that someone being Duccio) and with every ounce of energy and anger, Ezio had tossed Duccio out of the house and into the front yard.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on to the ground*
And there you have it fokes Duccio get thrown out of the house! (Yes there will be more parts >= ] ) Based on the funny compilations of Jazz getting thrown out of the house.
Honestly this idea came to mine when I was re-watching some fresh prince of bel air and then I saw this scene where jazz got thrown out of the house and I began thinking... who is somewhat like jazz... who would be worthy of being thrown out of the house besides Jacob... then it hit me!
It was clear as day that Duccio was destined to be thrown out by either Altair or Ezio! (Mostly Ezio)
I hope you enjoyed this assassin's creed of bel air headcanon 😉👌😎 more is to be expected.
Assassin's creed - Fresh Prince of bel air headcanon
It was 12;01 in the assassin house hold, connor had gotten into a fight with his father yesterday about how his mother, after she had mysterious arrived in the future and decided to let her stay with them. After their heated argument, the other assassins all agreed that it was probably best to stay out of it and just hope they'd sort it out in the morning.
Conner was tossing and turning in his bed for about 3 hours straight, think about the fight he had with his dad. He sighed and decided that maybe he should go and talk with mom for some advice, so he got up and walked out of his room into the hallway to his mother's room.
When connor reach his mother he gave the door two knocks.
Ziio: who is it?
Conner: opens door* hey, mom listen I know it's late but we really need to talk.
Both Ziio and Haytham poke their heads out from under the sheets.
Conner: 0_0
Ziio: makes a nervous smile*
Haytham: 🤨
Conner: AAAAAAAHH!!! MOMMA NOOO!!!
Ziio: 😕 connor-
Conner: AAAH! *walks to the other side of the room* Momma HOo. YOU. HIM. HERE. HOo?? I NEED A MOMENT!
Connor: takes a set on a near by chair* sigh* I'm an adult... I can handle this... sigh* I'm ok... *slowly turns his head back to his parents*
Ziio: Nervously smiles*
Haytham: expressionless*
Conner: MOMMA NOOO!
Haytham: Connor will you keep it down!
Connor turns over at his father with any anger glare in his eyes, he walks over and points at him.
Connor: I'm not ready to talk YOU! yet young man!
Desmond and Altair come rushing into the room.
Desmond: what's going on we heard screaming?!
Ziio and Haytham: ...
Altair and Desmond: 0_0
Ezio rushes into the room.
Ezio: what's this a pajama party? Scotch over!
Ezio tries to run towards the bed, but Altair grabbed him by his thin t-shirt and pulled him back.
Rebecca and Shaun then came rushing in as well.
Shaun: what's going on? *sees Ziio and Haytham* ... Ew. *walks back to his room*
Rebecca: hey~
Haytham: ...
Connor: OK EVERYBODY OUT! I WANT YOU ALL OUT OF HERE!
Everyone walks out of the room and back to their rooms.
Connor: turns over to his parents* takes a deep breath* ok mom, I just want to let you know... that I am hurt and I don't think, that mothers are supposed to do... what... OH MY GOD I JUST GOT A MENTAL PICTURE!!!
Connor: hold both hand firmly on his head* GET IT OUT!!! *starts running back to his room while freaking out.
I hope you enjoy this headcannon of assassin's creed of bel air. I was originally gonna do Ezio, his mom, and his uncle mario but I found this version of it a little more funnier.
By the way I dare some on Tumblr to either draw this headcanon as a comic or animation, cause I wanna see that!
I also I'm might do more of these, except they'll all just be headcanons of duccio being thrown out of the house like Jazz everytime he did something stupid.
Duccio: AAAH! *lands face first on the yard*