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Flintheart Glomgold - Blog Posts
Phantom Blot: Suspect has to speak Spanish to talk to shit about people
Ma begal: Nah, you didn't!
Phantom Blot: Yes I did
Ma begal: Oh yeah? Bet. Suspect moans like a little bitch in sound proof walls
Phantom Blot: That was one time! In *đ¤ˇââď¸* when we went to Ohio for vacation.
Ma begal: You still did it!
*Magica Despell joins the call*
Magica Despell: Hello Begal and Blot
Phantom Blot: Oh hello Magica, what's up
Ma begal: Huh? Did I miss a chapter?
Magica Despell: What do you mean?
Phantom Blot: Yeah we can't say hi to each other like normal bros?
Ma begal: Normal bros? Oh hell no
*Pepper has joined the call*
Pepper: Huh? What's going on?
Phantom Blot: Nothing, She's just tweaking
Magica Despell: Right, like I treat Phantom like any friend would. Why is it so shocking.
Pepper: Friend?!
*Don karnege has joined the call*
Don karnege: Pepper I was eating, what happened?
Phantom Blot: Go back to eat. She's wilding over me and Magica being bros like come on now.
Don karnege: Bros?!
*Flintheart Glomgold has joined the call*
Flintheart Glomgold: Don I'm trying to sleep, it's 3 am here.
Magica Despell: Go back to sleep Flinty. Phantom are just being buddies and these guys are freaking out.
Flintheart: Buddy's?!
*Mark beaks has joined the call*
Mark beaks: You woke me up you wanker.
Phantom Blot: Oh come on! Is it really that shocking that Magica and I are greeting each other like pals?!
Mark beaks: Pals?!
*Black heron has joined the call*
Black Heron: I'm on vacation so this better be important.
Magica Despell: Go back and enjoy your vacation Heron, these guys are freaking out over me and Phantom Blot being friendly.
Black Heron: Friendly?!
Phantom Blot: You too?!
Ma begal: See what I mean? What kind of April fools prank is this! You two never get along!
Magica Despell: Oh please is it really that shocking?
Flintheart Glomgold: Yes? It is?
Don karnege: Name one time you two have gotten along
Phantom Blot: We always have?
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Mark beaks: Even I can see that it's not true đ
Every single dot point is trueđ
Added the same "#" as the original post
What 'Ducktales 2017' gave us
(in honour of the 4th anniversary of the finale)
Each one of the triplets having their own personality
Donald Duck being a good parent exactly as Goofy was shown to be in the 90s
David Tennant playing Scrooge McDcuk
Lin Manuel Miranda playing Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera...
... latinx Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera!
Mark Beaks, a character that is slowly becoming more relevant as time goes by
Female characters allowed to be flawed (Bentina, Gandra, Goldie, Della...)
DELLA DUCK!
Disabled Della Duck!
Tons of neurodivergent coded characters (Huey, Violet, Dewey, Webby...)
An entire episode that talks about autism without talking about autism
'I'm Boyd, I'm a real boy!'
Goldie and Daisy allowed to be more than someone's love interest
Goldie being a femme fatale with a fear of attachments
Scroldie with a happy ending!
Daisy being a girl boss who knows her worth but at the same time being a great girlfriend for Donald
Donald canonically going to therapy and good rep of what it means
Not one, but two great Christmas episodes!
A great modern rendition of the 3 caballeros song
Josè and Panchito being the former bandmates of Donald's college band
a Bond-style episode
a 'Ocean's Eleven'/'Die Hard' inspired episode
EMO DONALD MY BELOVED
Fethry, Gladstone and Rockerduck finally animated (for someone grown up with the italian comics it was a great moment)
WEBBIGAIL WANDERQUACK, MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER
LENA SABREWING, MY OTHER PRECIOUS DAUGHTER
an honest portrayal of having an abusive parental figure, focusing especially on its consequences
this version of Gyro
'I do not wish to date an Earth... male'
Launchpad being dumb and at the same having great emotional intelligence
Drake Mallard becoming Darkwing Duck to honor what the superhero meant to him growing up (even if the actor tried to unalive him)
'They want grim and gritty, right? Well, happy to play the part!"
an iconic Halloween episode
'Sup party people!' and all the reunions that followed after (each one of them perfect and tearful)
Powerline being a canon singer in the Ducktales Universe
the Wandavision episode before 'Wandavision' even aired
Scrooge being more obsessed with adventures than money
'You thought there was a real genie inside?'
'What the...' 'Fowl!'
The moon song
The duke of making a mess
The Darkwing Duck episode an hour long
'BURRITOS!'
Catherine Tate playing Magica De Spell
The 'All I do Is Win' scene
Glomgold and all his sharks related plans
'According to the Junior Woodchuck guide...'
Sharpie
The freaking multidimensional portal that must cause problems in every Disney animated series
The mandatory Dragonball and Sailor Moon reference just like in every other Disney animated series
The poor teen possessed by the villain at a certain point, even worse if it's their abuser and they are trying to free themselves by them that happened in every Disney animated series
The finale plot twist
A great showrunner that ran a blog on Tumblr and answered our questions without giving to much spoilers
NAHH THIS BETTER BE REAL
Donsy fans: THIS COUPLE IS CANON, STOP DESTROYING THEIR HAPPY ENDING
Three gay caballeros fans: DAISY IS ALWAYS ABUSING DONALD AND CHEATING ON HIM WITH GLADSTONE. HE DESERVES THE BEST!!!
Me *holding Donald and Pete: duckie and kitty do kiss kiss
Mouses fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER. DONALD ACTUALLY STEALS THE GIRL FROM MICKEY
Donmin fans: THEN WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE THAT POOR MOUSE'S BOYFRIEND STOLEN?!
Donmick: EXCUSE ME
Me holding Minnie and Clarabelle: cowie say "I moo you" and mouse say "eek too!"
Goofbelle fans: GOOFY DESERVES BETTER THEN THIS BITCH
Googpete fans: SAY IT AGAIN AND I SWEAR TO GOD
Me holding Goofy and Mickey: and now you two dating here flowers and picnic
Scrooldie fans: YOU CAN'T BRING THESE TWO TOGETHER, THEY'RE ENEMIES!
Rokerscrooge fans: THEY'RE JUST BUSINESS RIVALS.
Glomscrooge: IT'S BETTER THAN A FUCKING STALKER.
Brigitte McScrooge fans: WHAT YOU JUST SAY?!
Me with Scrooge and Santa Claus: yey immortal husbands and immortal gay sex
Gladaisy: THEY BOTH ACT LIKE ASSHOLES, THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.
Gladmagic fans: LEAVE OUR GREEN KID ALONE, HE'S WORTHY OF HIS WITCH MOMMY
Me: wow I love this couple hehe, fashionable gays thank you @skullsemi !
You can't stop my crazy ass
Okay, now it makes me think of Glomgold during the ridiculous dance and music upon his arrival in court just like what he did in the fake funeral. XD
as he should
Honestly, would be fun to see how others react to see Glomgold in your court episode? Like the villains all agree they shouldn't invite Glomgold given the last two times they team up, he is the reason they lost. Even someone like Mark wouldn't want to invite him. So imagine their surprise to see Glomgold arriving that made both sides of the court groan in annoyance especially how he wants to testify. Scrooge's side wouldn't want him in here either because eventhough he is the reason they won, there's a chance that he might do something worst.
glomgold was not invited. He invited himself lol
Is it possible that Glomgold is in that episode eventhough he is the reason why they lost in the first place? XD
lol thatâd be hilarious, mayhaps he will be
Any returning villains that we might see?
Youâll definitely be seeing more of magica, glomgold if I need a filler villain and negaduck . And a couple of others that I think Iâll keep to myself
*Ford and Stan open the door to the Mystery Shack and step outside, exiting it*
Ford: "Now, all that stands between us and enjoying ourselves isâ"
Bill: "YOUR OL' PAL AND OVERLORD, BILL CIPHER! MUAHAHAHA!"
*Ford flinches back as Bill shoves his face into his personal space, one hand of his grasping a flashlight which he flickers on-and-off as the other one waves up and down; gesturing madly*
Bill: "Zzzzâeerrk! Lightning! HAHAHA! "
*The flashlight then flickers off...permanently...leaving Bill to shake it furiously. The Axolotl walks up from behind him, wearing a white lab coat*
The Axolotl: "I cut his dramatic-entrance budget."
(Incorrect Quote sourced from the episode "Raiders of the Doomsday Vault!" of the series "Ducktales (2017)".)
more screenshots of mark being hit xd
anyone else think that michael sheen shouldâve been glomgold with a scottish accent? idk i just started watching ducktales and its all i can think about.
>you open the door to the money bin and find two ducks making out >wyd
drunk homosexual ducks
scroogoldie cuz ig I was need to draw them fandom is calling meeee/j
I dont like them but they kinda cute u know yeahhh
+BONUS
SCROOGOLD BETTER/HJ
OLD MAN YAOI!! 1!!!!!