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Me, reading my fic drafts: Damn this is pretty good, when's the author gonna finish it?
Love how all fanfics with Deadpool in them have him break the fourth wall by either referencing the author or that he is in a fanfic or both, it's actually so funny
*sobs*
Me: Ugh, I had such a bad day! I can’t believe that person would be so cruel… *spies computer*
My MC: Please don’t.
Me: *sits down at desk* We suffer together.
When people comment on my fanfic that it’s getting a pretty angsty but I as the author know it gets worse 👇
Me trying to wait to post the next chapter of my fanfiction on schedule (I literally can’t wait for people to read it but want to be consistent)
Cause I’m a ✨FANFICTION WRITER✨
lol please enjoy this stupid little video I made about fanfiction. No thoughts at all. Just silliness.
You’re welcome.
That next chapter ain’t coming unless you write it 😭
me: *looks for fic with extremely specific scenario that I made up*
fic: *doesn’t exist*
me:
This is me but for fanfictions that I haven’t even started to write, and probably never will write
I want to read a fic but I want to read MY fic that I haven't finished yet
Me reading fanfic titles on ao3 after first becoming a Taylor Swift fan:
He pulls the thin strands of his hair up into a messy bun, feeling the sparse follicles crunch like corn husks in his grip.
He looks at himself in the mirror, his face pulled taut by the Hello Kitty scrunchie struggling to grip his almost non-existent locks, and his complexion a cheeto dust orange.
It was clear in that moment. He was not like other ex presidents.
the holy grail types of fanfic
fanfic authors:
Do you think Charles can affect and control his own mind?
I just imagine him being done with Erik and not wanting to argue, so he puts his fingers to the side of his face and just falls unconscious. Imagine Erik’s shock as Charles just falls to the ground mid-argument.
And, what if he did this in Days of Future Past on the plane. Erik starts naming dead mutants and Charles is just “fuck this, let’s scare the attitude out of him”. And just pretends to dead in front of him.
‼️Spider-Man/X-Men Fic Idea‼️
Spider-Man is one of the least human in the Avengers. Like most of them are human, human with a slight advantage or super soldiers. We do have Thor but he looks and acts like a human, even though he is uncultured and a bit awkward.
But Peter crawls, walks on walls and ceilings, scurry’s on all four and he can bend in weird ways. He can also lift the weight of an elephant, among other things.
Peter finds the School by accident, he’s lost or hurt or both but he sees a guy flying around and thinks “they can probably help me”. He seeks help from Professor X who is probably sceptical but still lets him stay for a few days to get back on his feet.
The students find out that the Avengers prefer it when Peter “acts like a human” instead of a spider and talk X into letting him stay.
Telling Peter that the Avengers are mean to him and trying to get him to stay is harder.
(These are just ideas, you can change stuff if you feel like it, it’s your Fic not mine but I would like to be credited if you take inspiration)
‼️Peter Parker In Gotham Fic Idea‼️
A Peter Parker In Gotham fic but not the Tom Holland-Peter but the 20 year old Peter Parker who has both collage, work and patrol. Who shamelessly flirts with both Nightwing and Red Hood as Spider-Man but literally dies when meeting them out of costume.
The guy is used to Deadpool and is not impressed or shocked at anything the Bats do. You d!ed? Okay and? You k!lled somebody with a ballon? Sound believable. You stalked me? Okay, what do you want me to do about it?
He is tired and done with everyone’s sh!t, he will befriend your villains and your neighbours. He will stop a fight by treating to call your and your enemies parents. Does he have their numbers, yes.
Batman and the Joker fighting:
Spider-Man, a hand on his hip: Mr, do you want me to call your butler?
Batman: You don’t have his number.
Spider-Man, phone in hand: Are you sure?
Alfred: Mr Batman, get home it’s dinner
Joker: Wtf
Translation
If that doesn't happen to me, I get writer's block. 😂