Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
I saw Jurassic world Dominion in IMAX yesterday. One of my favorite dinosaurs made an appearance in the movie and I was super happy to see that! Therizinosaurus, aka, The ‘Freddy Krueger-saurus’.
As for the movie itself, it’s...alright. There were a lot of references to older movies/lore and all, which I appreciated. They also added some ‘more accurate’ depictions of dinosaurs, also appreciated.
But on its own merit, it was alright.
The plot was a little weak, but honestly, considering what happened in the last movie, I feel there’s very little you can do next without stepping on any toes. (Seeing as dinosaurs on the mainland could probably get old pretty fast, and hybrid dinos were used for the last two world movies so that would most likely be tired by that point.)
I think it was a pretty okay send-off, all things considered.
Though it did kind of feel like they cut out scenes, or shaved off things for the sake of the run time. There were still quite a few things I liked about the movie, I’d probably watch it again, tbh.
All in all...ehh... 5/10
I finally watched the new Batman movie with Robert Pattinson. ... It was pretty good.
Softcore spoilers: God, can we talk about the Riddler in this movie, that man was creepy as fuck-Reminded me of some true-crime serial killers, my guy. (Or some people I was antiquated with that ended up killing someone, but that’s neither here nor there-) I mean, at first when I saw that diner scene, I thought it was a little goofy but the longer they held on him, it just became...unsettling. Paul Dano did a great job, ngl. Even his room looked like something you’d see in a true crime documentary-
I’m also going to assume that rat trap was a reference to medieval torture methods, which if that is the case, well done. Lucas Baker lookin’ ass.
Yeah, I quite enjoyed it. There were a few snags, (Much like Batman in the squirrel suit scene.) but that’s to be expected, no movie is perfect, after all.
I agree with Pattinson. Would you spare a sequel, kind sir?
That entire scene involving Loki’s clothes being lasered off in the Loki show made me very uncomfortable when I first watched it.
I mean, maybe I’m just sensitive, but, I’m sorry- fanservice-y bullshit like that is just really creepy imo. (I mean, it’s why I don’t watch most modern anime.) Mostly because it’s usually far from consensual, especially in this case.
I mean, maybe if he decided to react a bit coyly to it, or something else, it would’ve been fine. (More so comedic and lightened the mood a lot more. Even then it still would’ve been weird and on top of that, ooc.) but with how he reacts to it in the actual show, it just felt wrong.
In the few seconds you got his reaction, that tremble in his voice especially, it just made it feel gross. Like I personally was intruding on his boundaries.
This coming from someone who’s attracted to him btw, so obviously, the target demographic for said moment. Yet I still found that it was wildly uncomfortable.
I dunno, I just wanted to put this opinion out there because I didn’t see a lot of people mentioning this when they talk about how bad the show was. Honestly, this moment was one of the biggest red flags for me.
AU idea: (Android-Loki AU by myself, lol. Though I’m sure someone else must’ve thought of this, haha.)
Possible trigger warnings?: Parental neglect? I mean, it’s Loki, he’s the poster child of parental abuse/neglect. Brief mention of a mortal kombat fatality-style death.
Full idea below:
We’ll call this Loki...Lodroid? Just for the sake of simplicity. (I might come up with a better name later.)
In this timeline, Lodroid was made as a ‘companion’ and ‘protector’ of sorts for Thor, as he was an only child in this universe. Everyone but Thor and Lodroid knew about it, but Odin made it an unspoken law to never mention it to either of them.
Lodroid was programmed with a ‘self-awareness protocol’ that basically forces him to avoid any thought or idea that he’s robotic. So, his mind forces him to avoid the thought subconsciously, which would be overridden by any physical proof that this is the case. (Thus why nobody is allowed to mention it.) Lodroid is also pre-programmed to see Thor as his brother and Frigga/Odin as his parents.
‘Magic’ infused within Lodroid’s body made him capable of magic on his own, as well as casting a disguise over his robotic body to make him seem organic. (Like how he was cast over to not look like a Jotun in the OG universe.) His robotics also made specifically to seem as ‘asgardian’ as possible. (Ie: He can eat and drink, which is turned into fuel to power him, he needs sleep, he feels pain, he feels emotion, etc.)
For many years, he ‘grew up’ alongside his brother Thor, Odin, and Frigga. (Odin still neglected him, he was still ignored and basically bullied by the other Asgardians, etc. Frigga still was kind to him though, still seeing him as her son, even if he was artificial, as she knows that he still has emotions and thoughts.)
So, it basically remains pretty similar up until the events of ‘Thor’. When they end up in Jotunheim. Here, Lodroid’s arm is grabbed by the Jotun, but instead of turning blue, his skin starts to crumble like it does for everyone else. Lodroid panicked and in pain, lashes out. Remember when I said he was a ‘protector’ as well as companion? He was outfitted with weaponry, which only activated here, when both brothers were in critical danger. Lodroid’s palm fires a blast of highly concentrated energy, which basically fires right through the Jotun (Fatality, Loki wins)
Of course, this wasn’t normal magic, Lodroid was well-aware of that as soon as he realized what happened. But if not his usual magic, what was it?
Thor gets sent to earth, and Lodroid goes mad trying to figure out what it was. Then, it clicks. He finds the beam matched that of the destroyer's almost exactly. Lodroid figures out that there’s an enchantment cloaking him and while standing in front of a mirror, uses his own magic to override the illusion. Only to be met with a terrible sight.
Lodroid is met with mechanics, metal, and two green, glowing camera shutter optical lenses. (I imagine it looks similar to a mixture of C-3PO and a terminator.) And now he can see it: ‘Self awareness protocols disengaged’... ‘System procedures visible’... ‘Information overload in progress’... ‘Emotional levels reaching critical’... ‘Systems crashing’... ‘Oxygen levels compromised’...
This is the point he’s found by Odin, who finds him staring at his uncloaked appearance in the mirror. ‘Meltdown in progress’. However in this version of events, due to his not actually being organic, he’s disallowed the throne by default as he’s not recognized as Odin’s ‘real son’. (”Was I just some toy for Thor to play with until he grows bored of me?! What would you have done had you no use of me, would you have thrown me into a scrapyard?!”)
Frigga tries to get him to calm down, oh how she tries. But Lodroid, unable to access the destroyer’s might, is basically forced to confront Thor on his own. Thor doesn’t recognize him at first, as he’s still uncloaked here, but Sif and the warriors definitely do. It’s a shock to the senses for Thor, who up until now was also in the dark about it. Sif and the others are convinced that Lodroid is irreversibly off the deep-end, Sif even mentioning in passing that she ‘saw this coming a long time ago.’ (Insert Darcy making a robocop or terminator joke, you choose, lol.)
The fight is way more emotional than you might think it is at first. Lodroid and Thor basically ending in a tie as Thor basically tells Lodroid that regardless of what secrets may be hiding, that he’ll always be his brother. (He deserves a semi-happy conclusion to this, you can’t tell me otherwise.) Big difference in this timeline: Lodroid doesn’t go back to Asgard. He says he will once they try making the trip home (with some side eyes from Sif and the others.) but when they arrive in Asgard from the bifrost, he’s not there.
Nope, Lodroid left sneakily. He’s off to try and figure out what to do next after this huge revelation/identity crisis. But that doesn’t mean he won’t end up appearing for ‘The Avengers’. Thor is kind of bummed out, because he can’t find his brother, but hey, at least he can visit his girlfriend here instead of just disappearing, eh?
This post is getting long so I’ll leave this here for now. If people like it enough I might make a sequel for ‘The Avengers’. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I’m Fandomtrashfox, and welcome to my page. I’m an autistic guy who loves fandoms and writing.
I made this fandom blog some time ago and realized there aren’t many male ‘x reader’ stories, especially in relation to some of my more darling fandoms. So I figured I’d help change that!
I’m an Autistic Manflux homoflexible dude with anxiety, ADHD, C-PTSD, and possibly OCD. (I say ‘possibly’ because I don’t have the money to get an official diagnosis for that one, but everything else is officially diagnosed, lol.)
Feel free to look around and request a fic, imagine, headcanons, or whatever you like! My ask box is always open! :3
Have a good day, night, or evening!
X readers will only be done with characters who are 18+. We don’t do age-ups around here, that’s gross.
I don’t write for canon x canon or oc x canon. Reader insert stories are the only ships I’m willing to write.
DNI if: -You are/support p*dos/MAPs -You are/support Pr*shippers/C*mshippers -You do/support Doxxing/Harassment/Death threats -You are/support LGBT-phobes, Racists/Sexists, Ableists, Anti-semites. -You fetishize groups of people or support doing so. (Races, LGBT, etc.) -You ship/self-ship with real people or sexualize celebrities/real people. -You are/support Pro-life.
No incestuous themes. Ever. This includes: -Adopted/Step family members -Half-family members -Distant family members -Clones -Alternate reality family members/versions of the same character. (Fuck the Loki series.)
I will not do female readers. Gender neutral, NB, and male yes, but not female-aligned. Trans FTM readers are also a-okay, but will probably be post-transition unless the request is specified otherwise.
Female-aligned peeps DNI with the male reader fics. Please.
I will be more than willing to do any gender of other character however, so feel free to request a male/GN/NB reader with a female character.
Not sure if I want to do smut, if I do, it’ll be given the mature filter.
AUs are allowed.
I’m willing to write polyamory. I’m not confident in my ability to write open relationships, nor am I comfortable doing so. I have nothing against them, do you, but I’m personally not comfortable writing or depicting them. Sorry.
I might not do all requests, please don’t be upset if I don’t do yours
I WILL NOT write about real people. (Mcyt, Kpop stars, actors, etc.)
More rules may be added/subject to edits.
Fandoms I write for: -Marvel -DC -The Dragon prince -Doctor who (Doctor 9 - Doctor 11) -Mortal Kombat -BNHA/MHA -Slasher movies -Pokemon -MLP:FIM -Other (Ask if I can do a fandom you have in mind.) Anything that isn’t listed here you may ask about.
Content I make: -Headcanons -Imagines -Platonic or Romantic ‘X reader’ fics -Certain crossovers/crossover AUs -AU content (AU ideas, concepts, etc.)
Extra notes: -Specifics are encouraged when requesting. It makes it easier to write the more detailed it is. -Occasionally, I’ll post content that isn’t fandom-related. This content will have the ‘#not fandom’ tag. -I have a few triggers, but I won’t place them here since people have harassed me with them in the past for having them out in the open. Simply put, please be advised that I may skip a request if it contains one of my triggers. -I refuse to do anything about the MCU past phase 3. As far as I’m concerned, the MCU ended at End Game, at the furthest. (Moon Knight was good, don’t get me wrong, but everything else was/is trash. Especially the ‘Loki’ series, you can’t change my mind on this.) -I refuse to do anything about Doctor Who during Doctors 12 and 13.