Where Every Scroll is a New Adventure
Tony, at Pepper : You're my significant other.
Pepper : Yeah I am.
Tony, at Friday : You're my child.
Friday : Yes boss.
Tony, at Stephen : You're my bitch.
Stephen : Yeah I am- wait, what?
Tony, at Rhodey : My bestie.
Rhodey : Naturally.
Tony, Harley : HA, GAY!
Harley : Fuck you.
*after the Family has been separated for a few years*
Friday : So what have you been up to recently?
Pepper : Leading a revolution with Peter.
Harley : Good for you two! Me, I've joined the mob.
America : *nods* Oh, how cool! That's awesome!
Harley : I know! Anyway, have you heard from the others? Rhodey?
Christine : Happily living as a hermit in the woods. Tony?
Stephen : Wrongfully locked up in an asylum, which reminds me, we need to break him out later. Jarvis?
Peter : Cult leader.
Friday : Yeah, that sounds about right.
Pepper : Tony annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Christine : But, there is nothing special about tomorrow?
Pepper : But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.