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Y/n: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. 

Kaeya: What if it bites me and it dies!? 

Jean : Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Kaeya, learn to listen. 

Lisa: What if it bites itself and I die? 

Amber: That’s voodoo. 

Eula: What if it bites me and someone else dies? 

Kaeya: That’s correlation, not causation. 

Lisa: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? 

Amber: That’s kinky. 

Y/n: Oh my God.

The squad is over at Y/n's house*

Kaeya: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Y/n: ... N-No...

Y/n, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Kaeya, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Jean : I see a-

Y/n, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Kaeya: Oh, well I-

Y/n: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Y/n, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Lisa: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Amber: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Y/n: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Y/n: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Y/n, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Y/n: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Eula, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Y/n:

Kaeya: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Y/n:

Y/n, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

Y/n: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Kaeya: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Jean : I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. 

Lisa: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. 

Amber: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Eula: 

Eula: I have emotional scars.

Y/n: Rules are made to be broken. 

Jean: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. 

Kaeya: Uh, piñatas. 

Lisa: Glow sticks. 

Amber: Karate boards. 

Eula: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. 

Y/n: Rules. 

Jean:

*The squad right before Y/n's wedding*

Kaeya: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.

Jean : Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!

Lisa: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well

Amber: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND

Eula, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Y/n: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Kaeya: >:O language 

Jean : Yeah watch your fucking language 

Lisa: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JEAN THE FUCK WORD? 

Amber: 'The fuck word'. 

Eula: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 

Jean : Oh my god they censored it 

Amber: Say fuck, Eula. 

Jean : Do it, Eula. Say fuck.

Y/n: I was thinking I'd do some magic-

Kaeya: You? Magic? Y/n, it says talent show.

Y/n: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Jean: Mind your language!

Y/n: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Jean:

Y/n: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

you call them by a petname for the first time, pt.2

ft. diluc, kaeya, eula

cw: food mention for diluc (as in, you call him after a food), suggestive for kaeya (he flirts heavily), kabedon for kaeya, food mention for eula

DILUC

Though the extent of Diluc’s strength is unknown to the public, it doesn’t mean that he isn’t deemed the most intimidating man in Mondstadt, second only to Lisa on collection day. His wealth and status already scares off enough people, and his prickly attitude is the cherry on top. No one would dare belittle him, and even Kaeya, who seems to have made it his life’s mission to annoy his brother wherever they may meet, hasn’t tried what you just did.

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Eula with a shy S/O HC's

DON'T YOU-

-ME, ANON

- Eula doesn't seem like the type to be the more gentle one in a relationship, especially if her S/O is shyer than others.

- ...Well, she still isn't, but man does she try.

- When they first met, Eula assumes S/O is terrified of her because she's a descendant of the Lawrence clan.

(Eula) "...You're staring."

(S/O) "...A-Am I? Sorry I didn't-"

(Eula) "Oh, I understand. Truly. After all, the Lawrence clan is still out for vengeance. It makes sense that you don't think you're safe around me."

- In reality, S/O was half-terrified, half in awe of how pretty of a woman Eula was. S/O wasn't sure what to say since said pretty woman was carrying a greatsword bigger than them. If anything, that was the part that terrified them the most.

- Eula just brushes them off, walking away since she was used to this treatment.

- Then came the next day where S/O specifically sought them out.

(Eula) sigh "Let me guess, my mere presence is something you can't sta-"

(S/O) "N-No! I'd like to apologize to you for yesterday!"

(Eula) "Er...What?"

- Eula then finally noticed S/O's body language. It was obvious they weren't great at talking to others. Thankfully it didn't seem as bad as Sucrose's inability to speak to others, but still.

- This apology didn't seem mocking or they were scared of her "wrath". It was genuine.

- And that was what drew her towards them.

- Eula and S/O spend a lot of time away from the public eye, which suits both of them just fine.

- S/O appears to come out of their shell around her, and only her from what she's seen.

- Although it confuses her how S/O doesn't seem to care about her reputation since they aren't a knight and are subject to all the nasty gossip about her, she couldn't be any happier (on the inside).

- Eula is a bit awkward around S/O however. She doesn't usually try to reserve her manner of speech in front of others due to her past experiences, but with S/O she has to reserve her usual "vengeance" speak.

- S/O is a far more gentle person, especially if it's only the two of them in a room, so she doesn't want to hurt them with what she says, even though she doesn't mean it.

- Eula defaults to trying to deflect any type of compliment or insult off whenever people speak to her, so whenever S/O says something nice about her, she has to remain silent for a few moments before saying thank you in a hushed manner.

- It's still a bit awkward for them despite the fact they're used to it.

- Most of their time together is spent in a comfortable silence, just enjoying each other's company without anyone to judge them.

HAPPY 100(th Birthday grandma- /j)OWO

my request that ive been brutally punching the floor thinking about since ebg is

💓💛🎂+ Sucrose and Eula

if you still dont know who i am based on the characters i’ve chosen then- 🤡🤚🏻

Hi Taz, im literally younger than you so I can't be a grandma uwu and happy late birthday uwu

💓- When they first know about their feelings about you

💛- Types of cuddles they like

🎂- How they celebrate your birthdays

💓Sucrose first realised it one day, when she had collapsed from overworking (again).

We all know Sucrose here has talent and drive when it comes to alchemy, and as such she tends to overwork herself

You, who have liked Sucrose for quite some time, (and also her neighbour) often had to take care of her, since she always collapsed outside her door each night

However, it was a particularly terrible night for her that day.

Her research had gone extremely haywired, and despite the best efforts of Albedo to cheer her up, she still couldn’t move on from how her most recent experiment on cecilias seem to be not working.

You had the keys to her house, so she wasn’t surprised to see that her house lights on.

She was surprised to see you sprawled out on the dining table, sleeping soundly though.

A veggie ham bake was on the table, with a cheer up note telling her to not give up and that she’ll eventually reach her goal

I think she really reflected that day on how much you did for her

And she’ll melt, so so hard as she drapes a blanket over your sleeping form.

How did she not realize that? Actually, Sucrose might be so shocked that she’ll run several experiments before she realizes that yes.

She’s absolutely in love with you, for your kind words, your caring actions, and the way her heart skips a beat and how she wants to hug you so tightly

Yep, she’s in ✨love✨

💛 OMg YES YES GIVE HER CUDDLES

She’s typically the small spoon as you know, she’s just too adorable to not want to pamper.

Taz I know If you could you would pamper her so badly HAHAHAHA

Your embrace easily melts away her worries away, and her energetic spirit when it comes to her experiments will be silenced for the day as she falls asleep

Once she’s fully comfortable with you, pet her ears!!!

She’ll be purring in no time. Don’t laugh at her though, she’s sensitive to that and might mistake you for being mocking

She’s so warmmm. Is that how she survives in Dragonspine all this time?

Lovely for autumn and winter, too hot in spring and summer

But she’s a cuddle bug, so you gotta live with the cuddlebug do you understand LOL

🎂- I have regressed to lazy so I will just briefly talk abt it based on voicelines

Ahaha rmb that potion about reliving your best memories in the past year?

Plot twist you sucrose kinnie. Your best memory this past year is just Sucrose

SO YOUR ENTIRE MEMORY IS JUST FILLED WITH SUCROSE

Idk man

It might be filled with your hopeless pining for her. It might be filled with gentle smiles and soft laughs. It might be filled with loving kisses and soft cuddles. It could even be bad but this is a fluff blog ehe

But yea another plot twist she can see it all AHAHAHA

What happened to sucrose? Well, sucrose.exe has stopped working

You have to talk abt it with Sucrose, that’s for sure. It could lead to a confession, if you two are not together *wink wink*

💓She first realized it when you appeared at her door, a self-made Stormcrest pie in your hand

You two had grown close ever since Amber first introduced you two to each other, along with her girlfriend Lumine

Eula by then, had trusted you with her signature dish’s recipe, after you remarked on how tasty it was.

In the heat of the moment, she challenged you to make her your own Stormcrest Pie, convinced that with your own lazy personality, you wouldn’t make it at all

Of course, no hard feelings were involved

But to see you in the dead of the night, with a Stormcrest pie in your hand and a flickering emotion in your eyes

Her heart was beating rapidly, and she had no idea why

It further escalated as she ate your pie. Which was very nice.

Who am I kidding she melted inside from how it’s not only tasty but also how she can taste sth different It’s love it’s the secret ingredient of love Eula

She had to describe it to Amber in her fancy language, before Amber and Lumine, who was with Amber busted out laughing

“Silly Eula, you like y/n!”

After marking Amber and Lumine down for vengeance, she retreats home, determined to find out more about the concept of “love”

Deep down, she knows that she does feel attraction to you. That’s a start, at least.

💛

Eula’s not really a cuddler type to me

Don’t get me wrong it’s just that,,, even when the both of you are closer, she just doesn’t like the strange feelings of nervousness that she has around you!

It makes her feel vulnerable and all, and it feels really weird

Give her time to adjust to the smaller acts of physical affection first. Then move on to cuddling

Once she’s comfy tho, she prefers to be the small spoon

At first, she was more of a big spoon, and in symbolic terms, it represented her Desire to protect you, but what about her?

It’s only when she fully let her walls down in front of you, would she be more welcoming to being the small spoon

As the small spoon, she most definitely wants to hear your heartbeat, so usually you two will be snuggling in the bed

Your heartbeat and your arms wrapped around her makes her want to close her eyes and enjoy the feeling

As the big spoon it’s just her being really protective over you,,, especially if someone said sth bad about you because of her or you for injured

She’s not that cold, but she’s colder in terms of temperature compared to most people. So, she’s a solid cuddler all year round

🎂  ay yo idk how to add her bone whistle into this so imma improvise

Picnic date night!!!!! With more Stormcrest pie!!!!

Yes yes stargazing is a must too, as you two just cuddle under the stars in comfortable silence

OMg imagine a Stormcrest pie with a candle on it, and her asking you to make a wish but all you wish for is for your relationship with her to last,,

I am going to assume it’s at Starsnatch hill and it has Cecilias, because I headcanon that she’s going to make a flower crown for you, the prince/princess to her knight

Then again, what’s Eula without her dancing?

She would most definitely get you in your feet and drag you Along to dance

Even if you’re reluctant the teasing smile on her face shuts you up, it’s too rare for her to let loose and you’re so happy that she’s doing it all just for you

It’s not the tango that she usually does though

It’s a simple slow dance, her hands on your waist, her breath tickling your cheeks, her eyes softening and her cheeks dusted with red

It’s the same thing for her, as she sees the adoration and affection in your eyes, and the way your hands gently wrap around her neck

And when she pulls you closer for a gentle kiss, you lean in, chasing after the softness of Eula’s lips

“Happy birthday, my light. Thank you for being here with me.”

Too many gals to list react to S/O saying "I love you"

- Jean is a little taken back, but she quickly responds with a smile and a blush.

- Her hand goes over theirs and says:

(Jean) "I love you too, S/O."

- Her smile stays there for the rest of their day together.

- A sentence like that is not to be taken lightly with Jean, so she knows S/O is being genuine, and that couldn't make her happier.

- Her cold demeanor is shattered when she hears that sentence.

- Eula is not used to affection given to her by S/O to begin with. Considering her family life and how she's treated, this is genuinely the first time she's ever had someone say this to her.

- She hesitates for a moment before turning to S/O, though she is unable to look them in the eye.

(Eula) "I...love you, as well."

- She turns away again, red slowly creeping onto her face.

(Eula) "Or do I? This could be an elaborate..." sigh "...You...You mean that right?"

- NANI?!

(Fischl) "W-Where did that come from?!"

- She is a stuttering mess, barely able to compose herself.

(Fischl) "A-Ah, who wouldn't? But feel lucky, S/O. For your love is requited and-"

(Oz) "Surely it would not kill you to be serious for S/O, even for a second? Besides, how many novels have you read where you vocalized you wanted-"

(Fischl) "DON'T YOU FINISH THAT! U-Um..."

(S/O) "Amy?"

- She has to look away and is barely heard.

(Fischl) "...L-Love you too...and please don't call me that..."

(Noelle) "Come again? I'm sorry but it sounded like you said 'I love you'."

(S/O) "That's because I did."

- She pauses what she's doing and takes a moment to process it.

(Noelle) "O-Oh, I apologize! I love you too!"

- The smile on her face is infectious, she is panicking a little but hearing it makes her day.

- She is unused to matters of the heart, but she is filled with energy hearing it.

(Beidou) "Hah, where'd that come from now?"

- She laughs and moves closer to S/O, an arm around them.

- Beidou puts her head on their shoulder and closes her eye.

(Beidou) "Love you too."

- She honestly couldn't be happier, the only thing missing is a drink in both of their hands.

(Lisa) "Oh? Sorry, couldn't catch that. Could you say it again?"

- With a smirk and her hand wrapped around one ear, it was obvious she heard it.

(S/O) "I love you, Lisa."

(Lisa) "Ah, now I heard it."

- She chuckles and puts down her tea to walk over to S/O.

- Lisa gives them a kiss on the cheek and hugs them.

(Lisa) "Love you too, dear."

- Although she was teasing, hearing that has made her week.

- Despite her casual attitude, those three words carry a lot of weight to them, and hearing it from S/O means she's as happy as she can be.

Genshin Roommates and their favourite thing to do with you- 2/2

Including: Jean, Hu Tao, Ningguang, Eula, Yoimiya

Warnings: None! SFW fluff. Not fully proofread

Pairings: Gn!Reader x Fem character (seperate).

Genre: Platonic -> Romantic (but can be read as either or), Modern AU

A/N: Girlbosses are here, as promised. This blog needs some more genshin girl love!! And I… shall provide <33. ORIGINALLY I WAS GOING TO INCLUDE BEIDOU BUT I RAN OUT OF TIME T_T.  The Ningguang and Eula one is pure brainrot but I hope you guys enjoy.

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Dates with Genshin Females Vol.1

Summary: Select a genshin lady and let them take you on a romantic rendez-vous!

Characters: Keqing, Ganyu, Eula.

A/N: Just some cute fluffs to balance out the awfulness of my recent fics haha. There would probably be multiple parts, men and women both.

Coming up next: Hutao, Jean, Rosaria

Content warning: Sfw, fluff, gender neutral reader

Keqing

Shopping dates!! Expect to be hopping around in shops of all kinds for the entire time.

Of course, it would have to be pre-scheduled, maybe days prior as the Yuheng always puts work before her own personal relationships.

Contrary to common belief, Keqing loves getting lunch to go, from the little restaurants instead of the two sophisticated ones.

“When was the last time liuli pavilion changed their menu? Few months ago if my memory serves. I usually only go for business deals over lunch. If you want to actually eat, the food stalls offer so much more.”

Keqing Would focus on efficiency even on dates (such as the shortest route to a porcelain shop), then apologize when she realizes that she is being too much.

The two of you can also go stargazing in mount tianheng, where she would be happy to flex her knowledge on constellations of Teyvat.

Just remember to bring your weapons for any potential monsters!

Ganyu

Hope you like hiking and nature, because the half adepti is taking you to Jueyun Karst!

Don’t act surprised when she nibbles on the nearest berry or qingxing when you two are going up a moutain.

“Would you like a taste? I know this is not a well-known snack but...it is my favorite.”

If you like to listen to stories, you are in luck. As long as you bring some interesting gifts to her adoptive mother (cloud retainer), those adepti wouldn’t mind sharing a thing or two with you. To show their gratitude for you making Ganyu happy they might give you something too!

Or, on occasion, she would take you to her abode in Liyue harbor and you two can read books together.

Meals for Ganyu would always have to be vegan, although she would be fine with you having vegetarian meals on the side.

Let her lean on your shoulders during afternoon dozes.

Eula

Picnic dates in the wild with Eula! Where there is no one around, to judge her because of her origin. Stormbearer mountains, cape oath, or starfell lake, whichever you prefer.

She would bake some pastries everytime , and would be anxious about your comments.

“Slow down please, there is nobody around to steal the cakes. Plus, I can always make more for next time. But anyway, I’m glad you are fond of them.”

One of the rare occasions Eula would let her down her defenses and allow herself to soften.

If you use a melee weapon, such as a sword, expect Eula to ask you to spar. To her, training with her s/o is a bonding activity she enjoys quite a bit.

If you want to see her dance, Eula is happy to perform just for you!

Dating her comes with its drawbacks, such as whispers from those tongue wagging people of mondsadt. If some adventurer dares to be impolite to her even when Eula is in the wild minding her own business, you should be prepared to roast them harshly.

Hello I’ve been thirsting for that sweet sweet content.

I was wondering if you had any relationship headcanons for Eula, Yanfei, and Amber?

Please and thank you

Hello there, dear! I apologize for the long wait, I don't even know why it took me so long to finish this one. Anyway, thank you so much for your request, I had a lot of fun writing for these characters, especially since Yanfei is one of my favorites. Hope you like what I came up with. Have a good day/night and take care! <3

Characters: Eula, Yanfei, Amber

General relationship HCs (GN!reader)

Eula

It took her some time to let you get close to her because she knows how bad her family’s reputation is in Mondstadt but once the two of you got together, you immediately noticed that she’s incredibly loyal und supportive. She’s really glad to have someone like you in her life, although she sometimes struggles to show it.

With that being said, Eula can be a bit reserved sometimes. It’s not that she doesn’t love you; you’re the most important person on earth to her but she just doesn’t know how to express her feelings. Because of her upbringing she has a hard time with opening up, although she definitely makes progress with that after she got into a relationship with you.

One thing she really hates is how people give you the side-eye since you started dating her. It’s one thing if they don’t like her and prefer to keep their distance but it’s a different story when the people of Mondstadt shut you off just because you fell in love with her. She often tells you that she will take vengeance for that, no matter how often you reassure her that you don’t mind their behavior. To her, it’s just not fair that they treat you like this; you have done nothing wrong, and it also makes her quite sad to see how the people avoid you when you’re with her.

Eula would never admit it but she loves cuddles and stuff like that. She isn’t a fan of PDA but when you’re at home, she always finds a way to sneak into your arms. There’s just something about your presence that never fails to calm her down, no matter how hard the day has been, and she finds herself craving that feeling as soon as she heads out the door.

She loves dancing, so she wants to teach you if you don’t already know how to do it. It’s not only about tango (although that’s definitely her favorite); she also loves slow dancing in the late evening, both of you already dressed in your sleepwear and laughing whenever you can’t get the steps right. It’s her favorite thing in the entire world, for sure.

Yanfei

Yanfei is someone who loses herself in her work. Helping people with legal affairs is a matter that’s close to her heart, so she wants to achieve the best results possible which is why she spends a whole lot of time with researching for each case. That doesn’t mean that her work is more important to her than your relationship but it’s quite hard for her to find the right balance.

She has a habit of rambling about different laws, especially when she recently did some research about them, so if you’re not interested in stuff like that you have to ask her to change the topic. She doesn’t get mad about it since she understands that not everyone is interested in laws and stuff like that and she apologizes for the one-sided conversation with a quick peck on the lips most of the time.

For Yanfei, it’s absolutely impossible to sit around and do nothing. Even when she’s not working, she always needs to do something, even if it’s just a stroll around Liyue Harbor, maybe grabbing a snack from one of the many restaurants while having a nice conversation with you. She loves holding your hand while you’re walking; it always makes her feel all warm and fuzzy inside and puts a huge smile on your face when you interlace your fingers with hers. She also doesn’t mind PDA at all, so if you feel like hugging or kissing her when you’re in public there’s no need to hesitate.

Whenever a case makes her upset, she knows that she can count on you to cheer her up again. It’s not hard to tell when she feels sad or angry about a case because it will most likely result in her doing even more research to help her clients as best as possible, so most of the time, you know immediately that she needs some comfort and a break from work, although it isn’t easy to convince her to focus on something else for a while.

Yanfei might often be busy with her job and stuff but she still makes sure that the two of you get to spend enough time together. You can always count on her when you need her, no matter what it is about – Yanfei will do everything to support you as best as she can. She also always encourages you to reach for the stars and never give up on your dreams.

Amber

Amber is probably the most supportive girlfriend you can have. She’s always there for you when you need her and tries everything in her power to help you as best as she can. Of course, she’s quite busy with her duties as a member of the Knights of Favonius but she won’t ever allow herself to neglect you because of that.

She needs someone who looks after her and reminds her to take a break because she often overworks herself and kinda forgets to rest. Her duties are incredibly important to her, so she tends to give her all, especially since she wants to support Jean and the other knights as best as possible. So it’s definitely up to you to make sure that she doesn’t overwork herself, although Amber promises you to take things easier quite frequently.

When it comes to PDA, Amber is a bit shy at first. It’s not that she doesn’t want to show that you’re a couple, it’s more about her being insecure about the whole situation. She isn’t used to showing any kind of affection in public, so in the beginning of your relationship, it definitely flusters her when you take her hand or peck her cheek. However, as the time progresses, Amber gets more and more confident and even initiates kisses herself.

She gifts you your very own Baron bunny to remind you of her and to keep you company whenever she’s gone. She knows that it’s a bit cheesy and she also understands if you don’t like the idea but to her, it’s the perfect way to show that you’re on her mind, even when she can’t be with you all the time.

Amber loves to explore Teyvat with you. Whenever she has some spare time she invites you to long walks around Mondstadt and the surrounding areas. She particularly enjoys having lunch at Starsnatch Cliff because she loves the peaceful and quiet atmosphere up there – and it’s also the perfect spot to take you on a little picnic date since you can really enjoy the moments of togetherness there.

If you’re a knight as well, Amber suggests going on missions together because she feels like the two of you would be a great team. She knows that she can always count on you to have her back and vice versa, so you’re the perfect team for battles and stuff like that.

Ganyu and Eula with a tall S/O

I have been fine other than my neck trying to commit the murder on my body.

And yes you can!

Estimated Height: 5'3 (1.6 m)

- Honestly she'd probably be used to people being taller than her, S/O being no exception.

- Height is rarely an issue and in fact usually helps, with Ganyu asking S/O to grab an item from a tall shelf and whatnot.

- She especially wouldn't mind when it came to cuddling, as being the little spoon would feel very comfortable.

- Beidou would be the only one to tease her about the height difference, but as for everyone else they probably wouldn't say anything.

(Beidou) "Hey, you and S/O got to-"

(Ganyu) "Beidou, I am NOT using them as a Crow's nest."

Estimated Height: 5'8 (1.72 m)

(Shit, she's an inch taller than me. I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE ON HER...WHENEVER SHE GETS A RERUN.)

- Eula would feel mildly annoyed sometimes when she realizes her S/O is taller than her.

- Sometimes S/O would tease her about it, which led to remarks getting revenge on S/O's height.

(Eula) "Hmph, we will see who has the last laugh when your height becomes your downfall!"

(S/O) "Gotta reach me first!"

(Eula) "DO NOT TEMPT ME."

- Otherwise, it wouldn't be too big of a deal.

- In private, Eula doesn't mind being the little spoon. It feels weird for her to be held in a manner where she can just finally relax and be herself.

- She melts into S/O's arms, her head on their chest, smiling. This wasn't so bad.

- ...Mostly.

Lumine, Amber, Eula, and Fischl's S/O being chased by a horde of wasps

(Paimon) "Oh, Lumine! It's S/O!"

- Lumine and Paimon were walking back to Mondstadt when she turned around.

- S/O was running full tilt sprint towards them.

(S/O) "LUMINE!"

(Lumine) "Huh...We haven't been gone that long have we?"

(Paimon) "Maybe they're just really excited?...Er, what's that behind them?"

- It was a black cloud of...smoke?

- No. NO.

- IT WAS WASPS!

- Lumine was quick to react and shot a gust of wind at S/O, blowing them back and dispersing the swarm of wasps.

(Lumine) "S/O, what happened?!"

(S/O) "I-I was just trying to get some wood and I guess I must've hit a nest or something...!"

(Paimon) "Jeez, why didn't you shout 'Hey help me, there's wasps chasing me!' instead of Lumine's name?"

(S/O) "I'd like to see you think clearly when a swarm is out for your blood!"

- Lumine couldn't help but laugh and give them a quick peck on the cheek.

(Lumine) "Come on, let's head back in together."

- Amber saw S/O screaming her name as they ran towards her.

- It was a bit more of an energetic greeting than she was used to, but it wasn't anything she couldn't get used to!

- Amber opened her arms wide.

(Amber) "Hey, welcome back S/O!"

- Squinting her eyes, she realized that they weren't smiling. They were panicking.

- She stepped to the side and saw the black cloud of angry wasps hunting S/O down.

(Amber) "NO YOU DON'T, GO GO BARON BUNNY!"

- She grabbed her Baron Bunny and tossed it in front of her, perfectly calculating where S/O would keep running past it and away from the blast radius.

- As the Baron Bunny detonated, it set all the wasps aflame, making them scatter.

- She grabbed S/O and looked all over them.

(Amber) "Goodness, are you alright S/O?!"

(S/O) "Thanks to you I am..."

- S/O hugged Amber and she hugged back.

(Amber) "Whew, well never fear when I'm here, S/O! I'll protect you!...So uh, what exactly happened?"

(S/O) "I...may have tipped over a nest without noticing when I was cutting a tree down."

(Amber) "...Seriously?"

- Eula immediately notices something is off.

- S/O is NOT the type to be this cheesy when seeing her again.

- She looks behind them and notices the angry cloud of stingers after S/O and immediately jumps into action.

(Eula) "I don't think you insects seem to understand. S/O ISN'T YOURS TO CONQUER."

- Her vengeance is swift as she freezes them in place with her Cryo vision, and crushes them with her sword.

- She calmly takes a breathe and turns to S/O.

(Eula) "You alright?"

(S/O) "Y-Yes, thank you so much Eula."

(Eula) "Of course."

- She smiles at S/O as she sheathes her sword.

(S/O) "...Wait, what was that part about conquering?"

(Eula) "Wouldn't you like to know?"

- In reality, she'd freeze over the entire population of creatures in Mondstadt before anything touched S/O.

(Fischl) "Hah, that is the proper reaction upon seeing the Prinze-"

(Oz) "Uh, Mein Fräulein, that isn't joy on their face."

(Fischl) "...Say what?"

- She looked again, realizing what was chasing after S/O.

(S/O) "F-FISCHL! OZ!"

(Fischl) "QUICKLY OZ, TO THEIR RESCUE!"

(Oz) "At once."

- Oz flew past S/O and into the swarm, his electricity zapping and frying all of the wasps in the blink of an eye.

- As they dropped to the floor, S/O stopped to catch their breath while Fischl walked over to them, hand outstretched.

(Fischl) "Fear not, those foul creatures have atoned with their lives for attacking the lover of the Prinzessin der Verurteilung!"

(S/O) "T-Thank you, Fischl."

- They took her hand as Oz flew back to them.

(Oz) "What exactly caused that to happen?"

(S/O) "I was just trying to get an apple and uh...I made the nest fall over by accident..."

(Everyone) "..."

(Fischl) snrk!

- S/O turned to Fischl, which she quickly cleared her throat and looked away awkwardly.

Genshin girls seeing you simp for Lady dimitrescu

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Warnings: slight Resident Evil Village spoilers if you haven’t gotten to Lady D’s part, tittes

Word count: 0.6k

Featuring: Ningguang, Hu Tao, Yanfei, Eula, Barbara, and Fischl

A/N: @bellowdiamonduwu this ones for you lmao. I have two more venti sized orders in progress so after them I’ll start working on the larger trenta ones!

Hu Tao

The chaotic neutral in this situation

Tao gets into the game to get closer to you

Enjoys the overall vibe the game gives off

Doesn’t really care about you simping tbh, she knows you you love her and will tease you for it

Takes the scare tactics from the game and uses them on you. She once chased you around the house gigantic makeshift claws that looked like Lady D’s

“Hu Tao I swear to the gods, if you jumpscare me one more time I’ll have Zhongli duck tape you to the wall”

“You know you love me s/o~ plus, you got me into the game!”

Yanfei

Starts questioning the legality of everything

Only one who would kinda simp for Lady D

Although she questions everything, enjoys the game nonetheless

Enjoyed Lady Dimitrescu’s cutscenes as much as anyone would

Decided to make a legal case on everything not legally acceptable

“And that is why Ethan Winters should have sued Chris Redfield and Mother Miranda for reckless endangerment and Child abuse!”

“Fei, it’s just a game. Also they had no legal system there”

Ningguang

Who needs Lady Dimitrescu when you have Ningguang? You do

But, you managed to convince Ning to cosplay the big lady herself. She played the part perfectly

She doesn’t really have the time to play the game with you, but enjoys it nonetheless

Ning delivers Lady D’s lines so well sometimes you think she played her in the actual game

Doesn’t mind your simping either. We can all agree Ning is the best gf ever

“Rest while you can, because I will hunt you and I will break you!”

“Ning that was perfect! I swear you’re the literal embodiment of Lady Dimitrescu.

Eula

Gets the most jealous out of them all

She thought you were talking about a real person, and tried to swear vengeance on Lady D

Took a lot of convincing to play the game because of that. Agreed to play once you said her parents wouldn’t like it

Eula would lowkey simp for Heisenburg, but would never admit to it

Cleared Lady D’s castle in record time, she’s still not over you simping

“Eula for the last time, you can’t swear vengeance on someone who isn’t real honey”

“Vengeance will still be mine no mater, because she stole away the time you could spend with me!”

Barbara

May Barbatos be with her, the poor girl is terrified of the game

Always checking up on your mental state while playing. The baby part scarred her half to death

Although, Barbs respects Lady Dimitrescu for being so independent and such a strong mother

Felt bad for the daughters and somewhat resented Ethen for what he did to them

Another on who isn’t too bothered with you simping, but she will make sure you take breaks from the game and take care of yourself

“Hey Barbs look, I got all the achievements in the game!”

“All of them? Have you slept yet s/o? That’s it, I’m taking you to bed right now!”

Fishcl

She didn’t really really know what video games were at first. She claimed there weren’t any in her kingdom

Would prefer you not to simp, because it takes away your attention from her. So fischl sends Oz to lightly peck you when you’re simping too much

Likes the vibe and aesthetic the game gives off as well

Fischl now uses her bow they way the guns work in the game. As if she wasn’t a machine gun already

Secretly loves the game, but her long prinzessin like monologues won’t tell you that

“S/o, I demand you stop playing that wretched game and spend some time with me! It’s er, in the name of the Prinzessin of course!”

“Aww, if you wanted my affection you coulda just asked Fischl sweetie. Come here, we can cuddle if you want!”

dance the night away !

summary ; genshin characters as your prom date <3

feat ; albedo, childe, diluc, eula, kazuha, kaeya, xiao, yoimiya x gn!reader

a/n ; part of bea's (@bumbleklee) teyvat top school writing collab !! :D thank u for organising this hehe, i had a ton of fun writing it !!! <3

also a huge thank u to rei (@test-tube) & especially vie (@yanbub / @ilyquill) & also sunny (@solaaresque) for brainrotting w me abt this on discord :> !!

albedo.

ALBEDO wears a simple white shirt paired with a beige vest which compliments his hair and brings out the icy colour of his eyes, which fill with warmth upon seeing you in your stunning outfit. when you arrive at the venue, he's the date who gets you drinks and makes sure you're comfortable at all times. he takes you dancing, mentioning seriously that he's been looking forward to this and practicing ever since you became his lab partner in chemistry. his gaze meets yours, and suddenly confidence rushes through your veins and leads you to press a gentle kiss against his soft lips. the look of pleasant surprise on his expression makes your later embarrassment entirely worth it.

childe.

CHILDE wasn't even meant to be your date, yet here he is twirling you in the center of the room. as he pulls you into a grand dip, his breath caresses your ear when he murmurs, "they don't know what they're missing." rewind to an hour ago, when you saw your prom date kissing some other girl and almost burst into tears. thankfully, CHILDE, your childhood best friend who's stuck with you all the way into high school was there to comfort you, and he reassured you that your prom night will still be incredibly memorable. for the rest of the night, the two of you shared inside jokes, danced, chatted, and overall had the time of your lives. and if the night ended with you leaving a fleeting kiss on his cheek, maybe it just meant your prom night was a total success, with your formerly unnoticed feelings for CHILDE finally coming to light.

diluc.

DILUC is ready to go all-out for your prom night, he's spent weeks preparing himself to ask you, and when you agreed to be his date he was over the moon. with an endless supply of cash at his disposal, he had nothing to worry about - or so he thought. somehow, he seemed to have taken a leaf out of your junior bennett's book, as every possible thing that could have gone wrong, went wrong. the limousine he rented had a flat tire, wine stained his suit thanks to a clumsy drunk venti, the flowers in the bouquet he brought for you had wilted from the heat... the list went on and on. DILUC was about to give up and declare that the universe simply despised him when you burst into laughter. pulling him closer with his crimson tie that matched his hair, you nuzzle against his cheek, "having fun with you is more important than any of these gifts, silly."

eula.

EULA is dressed stunningly, and even that's the understatement of the century. with the lights flashing and the beat thumping through your blood, you can hardly form the words to invite her to dance after seeing her in an elegant midnight dress which hugs her figure perfectly. however, she seems to have let loose tonight after perhaps one too many drinks, as she smiles and accepts your invitation with only one proclamation of vengeance. but when you intertwine your fingers with her, leading her around the room in a peculiar fusion between a classic waltz and a modern dance, you swear you see pink dusting EULA's cheeks, a fact you're sure is mirrored on yours.

kazuha.

prom night with KAZUHA is barely spent in the large hall the school rented for your grade. after a few minutes wasted dawdling around the drinks table together, he grabs your hand and leads you out into a city with an enigmatic smile. with his hand in yours, you're sure you can conquer anything, and you'd follow him to the ends of the earth, even if it's just for tonight. this ends up with the wildest night you'll possibly ever have, from screaming offkey in karaoke rooms, jumping in puddles with neon lights reflected in their surfaces, reels of photos with silly faces from the two of you, KAZUHA almost getting into a bar fight at 2a.m. to 'defend your honour', lipstick stains on his neck and bruises from harsh kisses on yours. no matter what, at least you know tonight is unforgettable.

kaeya.

KAEYA spends at least a quarter of the time whispering compliments in a sultry tone, his hands roaming down your torso and clasping around your waist in a tight embrace. he can barely wrap his head around how someone as amazing as you agreed to be his prom date, and he'll be damned if he doesn't make the most of it. dressed in matching outfits, the two of you are unquestionably the hottest couple in the room as you sway on the dance floor. KAEYA's eyes never leave yours, though they occasionally dart down to your lips as if he's tempted to be reckless and close the gap between you both. surprisingly, you're the one who grows tired of this little tête-à-tête first, and you smash your lips against his, hands tugging on his cobalt hair. when he pulls apart, he's breathless, but he leans his forehead against yours with an overjoyed smile before stealing your breath once more.

xiao.

XIAO is incredibly awkward in the crowded room, and it's after two minutes of total silence, that he gains the confidence to pull you outside into the corridor. here, the surroundings are peaceful and quiet, not to mention secluded, as no one else deigns to exit the room. the privacy of the room prompts you to start a game of truth or dare, which starts wholesome in a slow dance around the area, but somehow ends up with XIAO shirtless, his white dress shirt discarded to the floor. no longer able to focus on the game, your eyes rove over the green tattoo snaking around his arms, and the tensed muscles of his toned chest. thankfully, the two of you lean forward at the same time, meeting in a wonderfully heated kiss that leaves sparks flying between both of you, your hands gripping onto his shoulders tightly as if you're scared he'll disappear. maybe XIAO fears the same of you, for he keeps one arm securely around your waist and the other tangled in your hair as he tastes your lips once more, and he swears there's nothing sweeter in the world.

yoimiya.

YOIMIYA asked you out to prom in a marvellous display of fireworks which illuminated the night sky outside your home, though nothing could compare to the brightness of her smile as she awaited your reply. after a showcase like that, who could say no? and right now, as you gaze at your date, you think to yourself that she actually looks like a firework herself, as her dress is decorated in blazing pops of vibrant colours - it suits her to a t. when YOIMIYA turns to you with an enthusiastic beam, querying what you'd like to do first, you find yourself mimicking her expression as a smile curves your lips too, "whatever you like, darling."

quill speaks !

first long post in ages HJWADKJSJKD,,, this is quite a random roster of characters but i just went w the ones i felt like writing for w this prompt :skull:

k anyways its like 1.30 am rn, and technically im on hiatus but wtv heres one of the promised collab posts ! sorry bea for taking ages 😭

anyways ily all, take care mwah <3 !!

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Simple things you do that gets their hearts pounding (pt. 2)

characters; Xiao, Gorou, Albedo, Eula, Ganyu, Ei

part one |

Xiao

He keeps telling himself that as an adeptus, he shouldn't show any type of weakness towards you, since he wants to be reliable and dependable in your eyes. He doesn't want you treating his wounds like he's as brittle as pristine glass. But seeing the genuine care in your eyes as you slowly lift his chin, shuts him up completely. "Just leave this to me, okay?" He nods obediently, closing his eyes as his pain gets drowned out by his loud, thudding heart.

Gorou

You might view that petting his head is a light-hearted action, but each time you ruffle his hair heartily with that smile of yours, he can't think of anything else besides what he's seeing. Seeing you laugh at the way his ears twitch and slowly burn red gets him back into reality. He gently pushes your hand away, coughing into his other palm with rosy cheeks. "Please stop it." He leaves the scene quickly, but his wagging tail tells you that he didn't mean what he said at all.

Albedo

The cool, calm and collected air that surrounds him tends to make people around him quite shy, so when his lover gets quite assertive, by either initiating kisses on his hand/neck, or pinning him onto a wall jokingly causes his brain to temporarily short circuit. He doesn't know to react properly, but he's quite intrigued on why you suddenly seem way more attractive than normal. And why is his heart beating faster?

Eula

"Quit staring." She scoffs, making her way to you in quick strides, but you laugh at her words. "Is it so wrong to admire such a beautiful being?" As soon as her ears received your response, she nearly tripped on her heels, but she quickly catches herself gracefully by taking your shoulders. When you ask her what's wrong, she glares right into your eyes, her orbs glimming with determination. "I will exact vengeance upon you by staring harder!"

Ganyu

Simply reassurance. The happiness she feels is no joke when you tell her that it's alright to eat qingxins when you're on dates, not wanting for her to feel uncomfortable about the food you bought. She clutches the basket of qingxins you got near her chest. "...thank you." Her head hangs low, hiding her redness from your sight as you laughed in response. "To be honest, I'd like to see you get a bit chubby." Her heads shoots up in response. "Eh??"

Ei

The raiden shogun is very aware of the fact that you don't enjoy being in her plane of euthemia, but the surprise in her face is evident when she gets a message from her puppet, saying that you insisted on wanting to visit her despite not liking the gloom atmosphere in her consciousness. The moment you enter, the skies in the dimension light up to a beautiful shade of blue and purple instead of a dark red, signaling you that she's indeed happy to see her lover again.